I went for a bbq just now.

WHAT A DAY for one.

It’s so frigging hot. It’s crazy. It’s not just hot… the air is dry and humid and makes you all sticky and uncomfortable. I feel like a danish bun with tits and a skirt.

Now… *wipes sweat off forehead*… *wags finger while panting*…. This would be a good reason to live in London….

sob

sob

sob

Who will buy me a plane ticket there please?