I can think of four friends from the top of my head that just came back to m’sia from canada/us/uk last week and are all sick now. It’s the heat.
THE HEAT.
THE HEAT.
It’s so fucking hot, one ‘fucking’ justifies it not.
Already, it’s hot and sunny enough here.
Now, it just feels like there is a hairdryer blowing you when you’re outside (as Dave says)
Rudy gave me a leet candlestick holder. It’s very fairy-like and i can’t wait to get some candles and take photos of it.
Since my room is a war-torn mess (or a feng shui disaster as my dad would say), i decided to put the candlestick holder downstairs for the time being.
I placed it on my dad’s significant marble table which only has his crystal quartz whatever ball and chinese vase on it.
I think it’s some feng shui thing.
Wait. It’s DEFINITELY some feng shui thing.
So. Just now. He asked, “what’s your rubbish doing here? wait you knock over the ball than you know…”
I replied, “I kneW you’ll ask me bout it!… you’re just afraid it’ll ruin your feng shui ‘arrangement’ and ‘atmosphere’ right!”
My daddy just grinned at me.
I am always right.
*thinks of past*
ok.
i take that back.
i can sense retaliation from friends coming my way by saying that.
I am a bad friend
I forgot Aishah’s birthday!! it was two days ago and i totally forgot! Not ONLY did i FORGET, i totally didn’t know….
What made it WORSE is that she was showing Fizah and i a new Roxy leather wallet her bf gave her. As i was admiring it, i said, “Wah… damn nice wei! No occasion also got present man.”
Shameless.
Aishah is my best mate in college. She’s one of the three main things that make college life enjoyable for me.
Sorry Aishah….!
Aishah, i am your slut for LIFE ok.
Happy 21st Birthday Aishah!
This was taken some weeks back when i was still a fabulous friend.
And you know what was worse? She gave me a postcard today! She gives nice-ass stuff to me sometimes, like a flower, or a card ‘just because’. And do i remember her birthday? NO. ARGHHH… *feels guilty all over again*
This is the postcard
The reason it tickled her fancy is because of the dog’s name: Booby. Only CE* people will name a dog Booby. Plus, the line at the bottom says ‘I like it after i eat spaghetti, lay myself down facing toward the sky’.
Yes that is what it says.
No i did not type it wrong.
This is what she wrote inside… gawd. It made me feel even more bad for forgetting her birthday.
*CE = Chinese Educated people. Usually only speak fluent chinese dialects and have an awful command of the english language
**don’t get me wrong, i have nothing against them!
