Not so Trashed on Thursday
Sometimes i don’t have that much fun in Zouk.
Tonight wasn’t one of those times!
Went there with JessNickWaysernIsaacRyanChris and bumped into darling Mooky and BernardStephEzraMelatiFaithRadzi and i forgot who else there.
Notice how Mooky has his name by himself *wink*
I’m waiting for my hair to dry now. I have dreams of endless falling when i sleep with it wet.
Remember how i bought a new pepper spray because of the Mad Angry Motherfucker on Wednesday?
Well.
I was thinking that i should practice taking it out really fast, unlock, aim and press it.
I mean, how la if something did happen and i was too kancheong to do shit?
Shy, man…
So.
I hope to aim it at this cat i hate.
It always shits in my back garden and you know* how cat shit leaves a massive stench.
Gawd.
I honestly really like animals alot.
But not when it’s being a lancee rude one like so.
For instance, i like these two kittens who come into my garden to play…

Bitch Face
I gave my ultimate bitch face in my ‘Business Management for Designers’ class today.
The lecturer has been super late for the last two lessons.
The first time he said, “Oh sorry traffic jam”
yea whatever
The second time he said, “Oh wah, couldn’t find parking man!”
oh please. it’s 7 pm. there should be LOADS of parking lots around, people have LEFT office to go home… and anyway. isn’t this the excuse students give.
Today is the third time he’s late.
My class is from 7-9 pm.
He arrived at 7.40 pm.
The class was quietly watching him as he put down his stuff.
This time *i* said to him, “So. Was it very difficult to find parking again” with an expressionless face.
He did reply saying, “er… no this time different reason.”
Well. The thing about me is that if i’m really irritated, i can’t or won’t hide my bitch face.
It wouldn’t be so bad IF:
1. He wasn’t late three times in a row
2. He is always 30 mins late or more
3. He doesn’t end class half an hour early
4. He doesn’t read from the notes given out and tell grandfather stories
5. He took the damn attendance so appearing in the class is worth something
This class is ABSOLUTE COCK. COCK I TELL YOU.
Today, he was storytelling about smoking, drugs and alcohol.
In what way does all this have to do with business management?!
Than he was commenting that he doesn’t drink but he smokes alot. Alot alot alot, so claimed he.
Right after that i said calmly to Fizah, “Smoking is worse”
It didn’t matter to me that i was sitting three feet away from him.
Okay, enough bitching, i have a life too. I’m off to Zouk to dance like a fairy and drink like a fish.
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