Happy Birthday Michelle!

My father was giving me a lift to my interview on Thursday.
I had already put on all my make up except for my lip colour.

“What’s that smell?” *sniffs*
“Oh. It’s just my lip balm…”
“So strong the smell.”
“It’ll go away one la.”
*sniffs again*
“What’s it… strawberry ar?…”
“Ya.”
“You’re going for a job interview……..

and you smell like a little kid.”

*pause of silence*

*fairy wails cut thru the silence*

My father laughs evilly.