Archive for September, 2004

Saturday September 11, 2004

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Saturday Shameless-ness

I went to Velvet for Daniel’s farewell party.

See Mary and Joyce.
See Mary and Joyce run.
See Mary and Joyce run because Byron got three shot glasses from the waiter.

See Daniel.
See Daniel hide.
See Daniel hide because everyone is trying to drink with him and he will be SO GONE.

See Louis.
See Louis procrastinate.
See Louis procrastinate because he said he wouldn’t drink after last night but all you have to say is “ARE YOU MAN OR NOT LOUIS!!?!” and off he went tonight.

See Nain.
See Nain tipsy.
See Nain tipsy and shaking his booty madly.

See Nick and Tim.
See Nick and Tim are pretty sober.
See Nick and Tim are pretty sober and making sarcastic comments.

See Aaron.
See Aaron amazed.
See Aaron amazed because his girlfriend is still sober on a Saturday night.

Mary: Joyce. Everyone and i are not used to seeing you run from alcohol. Are you okay?
Me: I’m just trying not to get drunk okAyyyyy  -_-

The funniest thing whole night… Mary and i were making our way out of Velvet when it was closing. She tripped. The bouncer asked her, “Are you okay?” to which she over-confidently and promptly retorts,

“Of couRSE i’m okAY! i CAN drink! LA! LA! LA!! LA!! LA!!…”
*sings Smurfs song really loudly and bounds off*

Me: …

I tried calling MediumBen during the night. He didn’t pick up. But it’s okay. Cos this fairy has spies and photographers. I call this the recipe for…

Total Trashness

Ingredients:
3 jugs of beer
6 tequila shots
3 graveyards
1 flaming
1/2 around the world
1 birthday boy
Lots of pestering friends

Instructions:
Get all ingredients into one place.
Next, ‘lots of pestering friends’ should force whip badger the 1 birthday boy to consume all of the above.
Finally. Steer clear, folks.


Uh-oh… the beginning of The End.


This is where Step 3 comes in - STEER CLEAR
Ooh…. can’t take it ey Ben!!!


Oh dear. What a bigmess for mediumben…

I know you’re superfuckingfreaking out while seeing this now Ben.
Don’t kill me.
In fact, take a chill pill for one hour before calling me k…
NO!
Don’t reach for the phone…. Trust me.
TRUST ME.

*photos courtesy of ChengLeong*
You are awesome.

 

Saturday September 11, 2004

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Today is a special day.

Marvelous

Birthday

Ben!

Since its your birthday, Ben, i shall refer to you TODAY as what you always badgered us for! Today. You shall be LengchaiBen.

So happy birthday LengchaiBen! You’re 23 now. Wunnerfully old. Old Bear nyahaha…

Last night we celebrated Deb’s birthday in Karma.
Jason and Louis were drinking together the whole night.
The birthday girl passed out.
Jason broke a glass, got in trouble with the bouncers and ended up being best friends with them.
I was very angelic and didn’t get drunk.

Then we went to Rush.
Yes i still hate Rush.
It’s so dirty and crowded.
BLEARGH
But again.
It’s the company that counts.

Then we went to Barcode.
Where it was jolly crowded.
I was looking at this guy cos he was so familiar.
He was looking back at me.
“Hey i think i met you before…”
“Eh yea la…”
“I think i was drunk tho.”
“Yea me too!”

My friends are such liars when they’re high slash drunk.
Jason came up to me outside Barcode and said
“Hey i met your cousin.”
“Who?”
“Christopher Khoo.”
“Who’s Christopher Khoo?!”
“There, *points*…”
I look.
And see Nigel toddling about.
I laugh damn fucking loud.
“That’s not my cousin. That’s Aaron’s crazy friend! BWAHAHAHA!!!”

Not like Jason is so honest himself.

Louis and i were driving him to his car.
I heard a small noise like ‘blwek’
I ask “Jason, did you puke?”
“No.”

Later on, Louis had to look for something in the car.
He walks towards us going
“Who the fuck vomited in the back of my car!!!! Jason, is that your vomit?!!!”
“No, not mine.”

So there is the mystery of the anonymous puke-r.
Though really.
Jason was the only one sitting at the back.

* * Aaron The Slut * *
he made me do it
-_-

 

Friday September 10, 2004

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ARGH

GETTING pins

and needles

suck.

 

Thursday September 9, 2004

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I came home from Zouk when my mother is driving off to work.
Imagine that.
Jason was like, ‘oi. want me to drop you later or not?!’
And i went, ‘nothing wannnn’
I’m still wearing my clubbing clothes.
I shall go pass out now.
I fucking love Thursday nights.

 

Thursday September 9, 2004

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Exactly One Week Ago…

I went to the waterfalls outside Seremban with about 8 friends.
Samantha & Anthony were in Msia for a week and we wanted to take them somewhere hutan-ey.
-_-

Incidentally, Hua’s friend Aaron, also had friends down from UK.

 

Wednesday September 8, 2004

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Sin then Swim

I went for cheesecake and a swim with Jason today.
Ivan wanted to come but he was in the office.
Too bad Ivan nyahaha!

We super lazed in the pool and Jason reminded of the FIRST TIME EVER the fairy got drunk.
Horrendous.

You know what else is horrendous?!
MY SLUT HAS A BLOG.
YES.
THAT’S RIGHT.
THE SLUT.
A BLOG.
HERE STARTS THE BITCHING.
confirmed.
i shall refrain from revealing the url for now  -_-

I’m to watch movies with Jason & co. later. I was telling MediumBen what i was up to for the night.
“Sure drink la! Drink, drink, drink!”
“Well…. they put it in front of me, takkan i don’t drink!”
“SO. People put a gun in front of you, you take it and shoot yourself la?!”

I bellowed with laughter.