Archive for October, 2004

Sunday October 31, 2004


That’s Just Not Right

My friend (let’s call her Ears) was telling me how her boyfriend is getting a present from a close friend. There are so many factors to the issue that make it so wrong.
1. This girl used to like him/or still does? hRmmm
2. She doesn’t acknowledge Ears once both of them got together (jealousy obviously)
3. The present is boxers.

BOXERS?!
Boxers are fucking personal okay.
Only girlfriends *or* close girl friends (with many Terms&Conditions attached) are allowed to present them.

I think guys are just daft sometimes. They can’t see common sense beyond their toes when it comes to certain things. HOW THE FUCK can you say its okay to your gf when you know, and she knows, and everyone knows, that the girl still fancies you? Presumably anyway.

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

IT’s JUST WRONG.

Putting myself in Ear’s shoes… fucking hell, can you imagine if My Slut came to bed wearing those hated boxers?
I’d see them and think of the annoying girl.
Then i’d get all hot and bothered resulting to drying up in a second.

No sex for the guilty, that’s for sure.

 

Sunday October 31, 2004

Halloween was better than i expected.

My friend freaked people out by sitting on the edge of Zouk’s roof.
She looked like Jun-On so she just sat stiffly there, shaking her legs.

pity i don’t have the pics yet! soon.

 

Friday October 29, 2004

PassedOutBen - 3rd Edition

PassedOutBen - 1st Edition

PassedOutBen - 2nd Edition

Okay, so from where we left off last, PassedOutBen woke up after awhile.
And he continued drinking.

Power la.

Ben wanted to bully me into drinking by playing ‘chai mui’ with me. For those of you who know him, he’s damn good in it.
I thought, ‘Okay, why not,’ since he had been drinking so much more than me.
And you know what?
I WON.
(fairies were helping me haha)

Our conversation -
Fairy: C’mon Ben. Say it. Say fairies exist and i’ll share the flaming with you…
AboutToPassOutBen: No. Fairies die *mumbles*
Fairy: C’mon… you gonna get so drunk if you drink it yourself…. somemore you gt meet Callie they all in Zouk… SAY IT! SAY FAIRIES EXIST!!!
Ben: No. DIE FAIRIES DIE!!!!

So fine. I slitted my eyes and handed him over to the devil.
Ben drank the flaming. It was more like a hugemotherfuckerass flaming.

I took photos of straws while seeing whether he’d be okay.

And then he passed out.

HA

You should have just said fairies exist.

Yea Ben… WHY WORRY?!?!

*laughssuperfuckingevilly*

I’m going out now. With Ben actually. We’re going to tani at Zouk.

YEA.

*psst* he doesn’t know this is up yet.

 

Thursday October 28, 2004


Don’t You Ever Get Sick of Ponies?

I Don’t.

Not I.
*shakes head*

The AD was showing me where something was saved on his folder. I then noticed his icon was…
*gasp*

A Little Pony!

“Omg. You have a pony for your icon! How come?”
“Huh?…oh. Cos they always call me a horse. So they  put a horse there.”
“It’s not a horse. It’s a pony.”  *abit too firmly*
“Horse.” *points at icon*
“nO. PO-NY.” -_-

In the afternoon, Jer and i were splitting up work. He said,
“Hey, why don’t you write the number 5 one and i do the Peter Pan one.”
“Peter Pan?! NO!! I WANT TO DO THAT ONE!!”

“o k a y.”
He actually raised his hands in defeat remembering my fairy obsession.

Besides that, i can’t believe its weekend already. Time flies. Before we know it, it’ll be Christmas.

Then 2005.

Didn’t we use to have to write essays in school on 2005?
And here we are.
Too fast, i say.
I can’t even feel time anymore.

 

Tuesday October 26, 2004

Joyce Has Happy Fairy Info on Tuesday

I’m starting to take to the ppl where i work the more i know them.
Today i had lunch with Jeremy (my partner at work) and PassedOutBen.

We were having an awfully interesting conversation (at least… i thought so) about the ideology of past lives, auras and God. This was because Jer has a friend who has the gift of sight to these things.

The amazing thing was, i had read this boy’s diary before concerning the same gift. The only thing is that he’s from Europe whereas this lady is local. Oh, sorry.
And the amazing thing was that both people’s description of their abilities were astonishingly similar.

I couldn’t resist. I had to ask about fairies. Just to be sure. Just because an opportunity to confirm it was available.

“So do fairies exist?” *eager hopeful face*
“Yea. She said there are alot of beings around. Just that we can’t see them.”
“But fairies? Fairies? Fairies?”
“Yea, fairies exist too.”

You cannot imagine the super duper triumphant and joyous expression on my face.

PassedOutBen on the other hand, had the most suffering look i had ever seen and banged his head unto the table.

How dramatic.

I bugged Jer to ask what fairies look like and he replied that she mentioned before that most depictions of those beings are accurate ie illustrations in books. It seems that one of the things misintepreted is that angels don’t have wings.

But THE POINT IS.

FAIRIES DO EXIST

Joyce Scares/Gets Scared 
Unintentionally

I always use the bathroom connected to the conference room. Noone else seems to use it and i have taken a fancy to it because
* it’s bright in there
* it’s clean
* it’s got decent decor
* it has a mirror -_-

The dodgy part i have yet to mention is this dark little room with no lights and no windows from the C.Room to the bathroom. So obviously i have to cross through  it. No biggie. I’m not afraid. …

So far, everytime i pop out unexpectedly from that dark room, i give someone or other a shock cos i just appear out of nowhere… where apparently noone ventures. HMMM.

Besides that point, everyone in the office tells of ghosts that stay there. I don’t really bother cos i’ve never been able to see them, unlike so many people who claim to. And anyway, they say that they’ve only seen them when working there late at night.

As usual, i popped out into the conference room from the bathroom today.
There were two of my friends standing there discussing something.
The one nearest to me jumped *guys jump in fright heh* and asked,
“What are you doing in there?… Shit, gave me a fright!”
“Oh haha sorry, went to the bathroom la.”
“Ha… did you know that there is supposed to be something in that room?”
“What do you mean something.”
“Don’t tell me you don’t know, you know, like spirits la…”
“I thought they ‘lived’ upstairs only?…”
“Oi, did you know last time Harbinder was working right here at night, something played with her hair…”

Before i could come up with a JoyceIsFine comment, the CreativeDir walked into the room. She prollie heard the last part of his sentence.
“What nonsense are you telling her HA?!”

And then Jer had to comment that he didn’t feel comfortable and kept on looking to his left since last week cos he kept on thinking he could see something standing there. Wtf.

*sigh*

nvmind nvmind think bout the fairies… la la la *thinks hard bout happy fairies before going to bed*

 

Monday October 25, 2004

Gwen Stefani’s ‘What You Waiting For?’ is fucking awesome. Hence the title.

Take a chance, you stupid ho!

Today my creativedirector was reviewing some houseads my colleague and i wrote. I wrote about… Malibu.
She called me an alcoholic.
Jokingly, i presume.
I hope.
Oh dear.

I’m supposed to go to Kuching for a function.
Then perhaps to S’pore to party.
So i emailed my friend there, with happy thoughts of fairy flight.
He replied,
In London now and then off to Vilnius, Paris, Vienna, Madrid, Tenerife, Frankfurt and HK and back to Singapore on 15 th November.

-_-  i don’t feel like such a jetsetter.

Poppy pics from last sat night:

PassedOutBen  on the verge of passing out.

Gawd i’m going to bed.