Mercy Killing…. not.

Something happened today which reminded me of a hilarious event last week.
Remember that night i brought Ashley  and Louis  out, and they fought and argued?

Well.
Halfway, we saw two guys near our table exclaiming and making a fuss because one of those typical giant cockroaches were within 3 feet of their table.

Oh but brave were we and just looked away (it was pretty near us as well).

Suddenly.
We notice that someone has stepped on poor Mr. Cockroach’s head.
Leaving its squirming body and a squished head behind.

Obviously we weren’t going to do anything about it.
But no. Not Louis.
He was ranting and raving, “It’s in suffering! We have to kill it!”
And promptly got up from his seat and stalked towards the wiggling headless cockroach.

Strangers were staring cock at him and he gestured at them wildly going, “IT’S IN PAIN OKAY… i havE to kill it.” yes louis is insane sometimes

At that point, AshDave’n'Me were bellowing so loudly with laughter, i swear half the people in BL were looking at us. Louis than came back proclaiming that it was a mercy killing.

I said i believed in mercy killing…but wouldn’t give a damn about a cockroach.
In fact, i love killing cockroaches.

Today, My Slut was cooking me supper.

He saw a cockroack and ran away   -_-
Brave me went to kill it.

Okay, okay, ready? *rubs hands in fairyglee*

1. Spray insect repellent at the roach. Somehow, this will always get them to turn upside-down.

“How did you do it?” - Louis
“Oh yes… you wouldn’t know. You’re into mercy killing. Whereas i’m just into… killing.”
“… omg. How long did it suffer?”

The next day, i noticed that Louis has a fish.
A sick fish.
That lies down in the corner of its dirty plastic aquarium.

It lies down.

I’ve never in my life seen a fighting fish lie down in a corner. At some point, it gets up, swims to another corner, and collapses there as well.
-_-

“Hey Louis, your fish looks awful. Why don’t you kill it… har har…”
And he just stares at me like i suggested some superevildoing.
I mean. Wasn’t it him earlier that just said we should abide mercy killing?