WHOA

Finally. I can blog. The thing that amazed me is that my ratings soared in the time i couldn’t.

So many party pics to put up. No time tonight. Tomorrow i shall let the world view the

PassedOutBen - 1st Edition

Oh.

MediumBen is no longer known so, he is now known as PassedOutBen.

Anticipate, people. Anticipate.

Wow i haven’t bitched for so long, i’m so happy! *fairydances* Let’s bitch about kids today. I encountered two very annoying children on Sunday.

I love kids.
I honestly do.
I even wanted to be a kindergarten teacher.

There was this little boy in the bathroom in 1U. 
A prime brat, i tell you.
He was throwing a tantrum and gave me such a shock i almost slipped into the toilet bowl.
When i came out of the stall, he was still screaming away and called Ash  a monster when *she* came out.

“No. You’re the monster,” said she.

I stared at him in disgust. I detest kids with no manners.

“You know what he needs? A tight slap,”
said i, rather loudly.

*pause*

“Actually, you know what i’d do if i had a kid like that? I’d pour heaps of malibu and liquor down his throat… so much so that he’d get a fucking horrible hangover and behave himself. That’ll teach him.”

Ashley and Kanch stared at me for pretty long after that.

what… i think its a brilliant idea.