The Louis Edition
because it’s his birthday…

Today is Louis’s birthday.
Now what’s so special about Louis?
Well, usually i don’t tell him cos he’s so full of himself as it is.

But since today is his birthday, i shall write nice things about Louis.

Louis is an absolute optimist. No matter how boring the place is, i always have fun with him.
Louis has dug me out of so many i-am-in-desperate-need-of-help situations.
Like when i was 18 and my mother locked me out of my house.
Or like when my 2-week-old phone took a swim in a pail of water.

Louis likes to drink alot.
Louis likes R&B.
Therefore Louis is my friend. 

Louis is always honest and very shallow.
Like when i put on weight he looked me in the eye and said,
“Fuck. I swear your ass owns two postcodes.”

Louis feeds me Malibu.

Other reasons i love Louis:-

Happy 20th Birthday.
May fairies dance around you as you sleep.
(i’m laughing cos i’m imagining your face when you read this)

If not, then may you have mind-blowing sex and orgasms.

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I went to Kiara Hill one evening…

And this morning before work…