My kid won’t be no ho. 

Kylie’s ‘Locomotion’ just came on the radio (my mum likes Light&Easy… well so do i *cough*)
My memory of this song comes from kindergarten.
It was our cheerleading song.
I was a cheerleader.
At 4.

I know, i know, what kind of skanky kindergarten did i come from where they made us wear short skirts and lie around the field, right.
random thought: Paedophile Paradise EW
It just reminded me of those new-age Barbies called Bratz.

How would i know? OF COURSE i know. I prollie visit Toys’R Us more often than your kid sister.

Now Bratz has the skankiest doll clothes ever. They look more like an 18-year-old’s dressing.
Crop tops.
Short don’t-you-just-want-me-to-bend-over skirts.
Cute come-fuck-me checks.
High look-at-my-long legs heels.
Low look-at-my-boobies tops.

Hmm i just read the list and realise i wear those clothes. BUT NEVER THE MATTER. I AM 21 and can wear anything i want godammit.

The point is these dolls are targeted at 9-13 year olds.
Even though i think that the clothes are pretty cool…

Hell i don’t want my kid influenced into dressing like a ho.

I’m just gonna deny her Bratz and buy her Vogue UK for fashion education.
But what will she do for toys then…
My Little Pony of course.
Need you ask?