Ashley is Back!!!
On Saturday,
My Slut and i were walking in 1U.
I kept on hopping about chanting
“When’s Ash gonna come back?!
I miss Ash…
It’s been ages! She should be back by now!”
My Slut stared down at me.
“How come i don’t see you acting like this when i’m not around…”
“Cos you’re not around, how to see hA.”
“Then how come i don’t hear you like this…”
“Cos you don’t call when you’re not here HA.”
I’m so smart when it comes to answering back quickly.
Gonna see Ash now.
So happyexcitedecstaticyay
Ashley The Monkey heh.
On Friday…
in Passion
Yes, I love working for events.
Cos after everything, i can drink absolutely loads and get as trashed as possible.
I always get very offended when someone says to me, “Is that an angel tatoo? OH how wonderful!”
My smile automatically falters and i manage to mutter,
“No. It’s a fairy. NOT AN angel. A FAIRY.”
It’s Sunday.
Bit it has been a good Sunday because i’ve gone drinking at Bar Savanh and Frangipani after the event.
If you go to Frangipani, you have got* to try the Burning Desire.
It’s a house-pouring drink you can’t find anywhere else and it absolutely rocks.
ok. i have just read thru everything above and realised i have a few mistakes. But i shall leave it there for your entertainment’s sake since i rarely type tipsy.
The next album i really want to buy is Gwen Stefani’s.
I can’t charge it to the card cos i have been totally misusing it and charging things unrationally.
It’s like being drunk, i swear.
All reasonabilitiy flies out the window.
Tomorrow.
When i read back everything above and notice the endless spelling and grammar mistakes.
I shall cringe terribly.
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