Archive for January, 2005

Sunday January 30, 2005

Published on January 30, 2005 in Uncategorized. 7 Comments


Sudden Changes

I never know exactly what i’ll be doing in two weeks
Things change really suddenly, which i adore
Monotony is awful

I decided to drop my current full-time job
Reckon i should put full effort in my passion
And not spend time chasing after difficult money

People have this thing about my eyes
“Hey! Your eyes look like ______!”

This is usually in reference to
1. a cat - any cat -_-
2. a canary - particularly the one in Stuart Little
3. Lucy Liu - i hear this all the time especially when i tie my hair back

I took a photo with Calvin’s cat in Kuantan

Kuantan 1st Edition

Kuantan 2nd Edition

And for once, i agreed slightly

Crikey!
There *is* actually some resemblance…

Let’s look at all the good points now that i’ve dropped my full-time job:

- i can party more
- i can sleep more
- i can post more fabulous pictures for you all to see
- i can write more more more
- i can layan everybody to go out more
- i can clean my room before CNY so my parents will not get pissy
- i can read all my new books

I just realised the word ‘more’ is so repetitive above
This is a good sign

But
I will have less money
Shite-y shite shite

 

Saturday January 29, 2005

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Stress

Okay
Having one full time job and two part times aren’t funny
My fairy candles will darn well burn out soon

I don’t even have time to attend to my beloved blog
*stress*

And with the partying

I’m getting awfully little sleep
:(

Barcode was excellent yesterday
I always scurry over if PassedOutBen  gives me word the Bass Agents are spinning
Layan hard house to the max

So many awesome pics
Will try my best to put them up

I’m off to Avenue K for the tsunami charity event
It’s CNY-themed

“Must i wear a chinesy top?”
“Yea if can la.”
walau i’m the most unchinese Chinese you can find, i can’t even speak chinese. damn shy
“Oh… i don’t think i have any la… what about i wear all red and prosperous instead?”
“Yea yea, can also!”
wait a minute…*thinks*
“eh… i have alot of red clothes… but they’re red slutty clothes…”
“…”

 

Thursday January 27, 2005

Published on January 27, 2005 in Uncategorized. 9 Comments


Louis TAN!

You arse and a half
CHANGE the DAMN sidebar properly dammit.
Give you my password and you write nonsense on the side idiot.
And it’s spelt ‘calenDAR’ uRGH

You were on the Dean’s List?
*pfft*

How Kent Apologises

Argh i have to time to write this now gtg

The goods they missed

 

 

Wednesday January 26, 2005

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Blurt-a-blurt-blurt*

I was working
Pointing out a certain someone to a just-met-friend
I love it when i get along grandly with people i’ve just met during work

“… he’s just there *points politely with thumb*… see? The one bending over.. with the fine ass.”

I never meant to chuck in those last four words
They just  shot out of my mouth as naturally as i shoot out of my house to go partying

 

Tuesday January 25, 2005

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Chinese New Year Prep

My father is a true feng shui junkie
He recently attained many pieces of furniture to place strategically all over the house
To prepare for the New Year
That’s what *i* think anyway

I came back from another Bottomless Tomato adventure
To find my mother shifting all my old storybooks

“Hey… what are you doing? You’re not throwing anything away are you?!”
“No la… got some i put outside lar…”
“What!!! HeY, Don’t La Throw My Things Away before asking me!!!”

I wailed all the way while running outside to get them
Quite emo la i know

But i’m very emotionally attached to my old books
They bring me back memories of reading them over and over again
Till the characters intruded my dreams

I carried the whole pile back into the house

And sifted through them
OHMYGOD she was going to throw away my fairy story books
I waved them crazily in the air while shrieking
“NO THROWING away ANYTHING that has fairies on or iN it!!!”

My parents stared back at their only daughter who had lost it

Mom: Hey wait ar… *turns away* i show you this book okay… You wait la till you read it.”
Joyce: Huh… what is it?
Mom: Wait la *continues looking for desired book*
Joyce: Don’t tell me it’s some therapy book… *dread*
Dad: A bit too late for that right.

Walau!

What a blow
Straight to my heart, man

 

Thanks for always letting me steal your food
Thanks for all the nice hugs
Thanks for making out with me when i’m feeling drunk and slutty
Thanks for forgiving me for kissing other girls

Love you

Now
Can you please stop playing badminton with a certain someone and come see me instead

 

Sunday January 23, 2005

Published on January 23, 2005 in Uncategorized. 11 Comments


Joyce Actually Obsesses 

Over Something Else

Besides Fairies, Ponies & Malibu

I was about to have my usual Recovery Drink  at Chilli’s with Kanch

Sundays are to recover from Saturday nights

JohnsonIvanKelynnPassedOutBen ChengLeongDonSamKitEdwin
at Atmosphere for Wetmusik
Happy GobiRitaGBKHonSengKengYewMarkJess
at Rum Jungle
LogaJasonXieLynmanymore
at The Loft

So i
Plopped my ass down and waved for the waiter to take our orders

“Hi, I’d like a…”
“Tomato juice…,” he mutters in concentration while writing it down and nodding his head knowingly
“…tomato juice please…”
eh wait did he just say it before *i* said it…!?

The waiter looks up and grins, but it was the maintain kind y’know, like he was trying not to smile too much
I grin back in embarrasment
wah… takkan i drink it thAT much
tho i admit i drink an average of 4 glasses everytime i order a Bottomless
and erm i also frequent the place just to sapu the tomato juice

Later on Jovin came too and he was giving his order
I focused on finishing my 2nd glass so the waiter could take it away to refill at the same time
Just as the satisfying slurping i-won-the-race sound could be heard, i looked up
And the waiter was giving that maintain grin again

“He prollie thinks you’re some tomato juice freak.” Kanch stated calmly

I hate it when she says things so calmly cos she sounds so rational making me feel even more insane

 

My Name Is Joyce Wong, okay.

I felt a bit unsteady today
Was making a business call to an acquaintance

“Hi, it’s Joyce……..”
“Which Joyce…?”
“Joyce Wong…”
“Erm… Wong ar?… wait ar…” *thinks*
“Uhrm… Joyce the fairy…?”
“OH! HI!”

Kanch overheard and turns to stare at me with her Big Shocked JoyceYou’reAFreak eyes.
I just looked back at her like this  

Oh yea
Her favourite line for me is “Joyce, you’re such a freak.”
I hear it on an average of 5 times a day from her
My favourite line for her is “Kanch, you’re such a bitch.”
Cos she’s so tak layan and acts like queen of all
QueenKanch….!

I’m craving for pork pies
It’s 4 am…
*continues craving pitifully*

Ashley  put up some party pics in Poppy
I forgot when
I party too much