The Present That Made Me Laugh

Jason gave me my Christmas present in a Johnnie Walker paperbag
How very him
He always jokes that one day, there will be Jason Walker whiskey

In the paperbag was a pretty red box
And in the pretty red box, was my christmas note and pressies

I read the note

Joyce, Merry Xmas and looking forward to New Year! Anyway, hope you like your gift, if not, go fuck yourself… choose wisely…

I was like  
Huh? What cock is he writing now… whatever
*looks inside box*

OhmygodhegotmeVictoria’sSecretstufffromUS!
Jason knows i love this scent cos i asked him to buy me some perfume before when he was in NYC
As i was happily admiring the lovely sight before me
Something caught my eye….

I gingerly lifted it out
Strange…
The first random words that were registered into my brain were
Plastic… slippery… ew… orange?

ROTTING CARROT?!

 

The moment it hit me
I burst out laughing for a good full minute….

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Sabri!

Mooky had a bad vibe about me going clubbing this week
For once
He made me promise not to go
His hoarse traumatic voice gave me no other alternative
So i swore on fairies i wouldn’t

Went to The Ivy for Sabri’s birthday dinner
Since when
Do people give out presents to others on their birthday?
That’s just too nice…
*feels spoilt*

Then i went to Frangi & Hemingways

Which is not clubbing

And i heard Adam Beyer’s set was awesome too. Bah.