Random Joyce Affairs

The Sms I Sent Daddy

Daddy took the Exilim with him to HongKong
Hence no party pics from this week
Pity
Cos many a FarewellBirthdayAlco ones there were

I sent him an sms:
Hey can you pls buy me Malibu at the airport… Plsssss… Do you want this poster of 8 gold carp and 1 gold carp from Dunhill? Quite nice.

Cos really
He’s into the whole feng shui thing and i thought he might fancy it

He replied:
That’s an expensive barter to me.

But he bought me it anyway
I thought he wouldn’t cos he didn’t the last time i asked
Gave it to me while saying
“You’re going to drink yourself to death.”
“No i’m not… anyway i don’t drink at home anymore.”
*cough*

The Orgy That Disturbed

I was online
Someone was telling me how he got invited for a gay orgy
I tried not to have too many mental images in my head and typed
You know i’m open-minded so go ahead if you want and i’ll still love you
I went offline

Dreamt awful awful awful things
A tree house where they drugged the poor boy
Everyone, male and female, performed disgusting things on him by turn
As i watched from the window
Of the innocent-looking tree house

I woke up traumatised
To that friend of mine,
Don’t tell me shit like that before i sleep again!
EVER!

The Alco Adoration

Went to some far-away place for Tarry’s birthday dinner
CrayfishCrabFishSquid had we
Chee Hooi’s adoration for todi
Is amazingly like mine for Malibu

Y’know how i hop around offering ppl, “MaliBU?! MaliBU?!”
He does the same
Only it goes, “ToDI?! ToDI?!”