I’m An Alcoholic Man

So i was doing some research on Excessive Alcohol… and read this

Excessive alcohol consumption is the third leading cause of preventable death in the United States after tobacco use and poor eating and exercise habits.

Urmm okay…
Then i read this

Researchers considered any man who averaged more than two drinks per day or more than four drinks per occasion to be an excessive drinker. For women it was more than one drink per day or more than three drinks per occasion.

Oh Dear. I’m an alcoholic man.