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I love reading Kim’s blog
And she claims she’s never seen a photo of me with my braces tho she tries and she tries…

I edited this post cos i realised what a bad one it was
So i tottered to Cream with Andy  last night
Andy takes fuckingamazing photographs
We were supposed to do a review on all the house specialty cocktails there

Ohmygod. A job for Joyce which directly involves alcohol?!

GLORY BE TO GOD!

I didn’t do much, took down notes, names/ingredients
Then Andy used me to pose with them

It was such   t o r t u r e
To *pretend* to drink
To *pretend* to pose professionally when i felt like grabbing them violently and gulp it down greedily
To *pretend* to suck on the straw
ok so i cheated slightly and tasted it
But it wouldn’t do to have a half-finished cocktail photographed ey
-_-

No it wouldn’t

It was like gentle teasing
Whatmore half of them had Malibu in it

And when we finally finished up and got to drink everything
I didn’t even finish them all…