Sunday Morning, rain is falling…
Feel the make up still on my eye.

Joyce Likes Balls

Rubber ones, silly.

As AaronBoonThaiNizwani were buying snacks at Potato Shack
I pottered around looking for anything interesting to amuse myself with
And oh Lord, found something i did!

There was this machine there with
superbouncyrubberballs!
I glanced at it from a foot away with folded arms
Not very cool to be caught staring jackoon-ly at a rubber ball dispense machine, you see
It’s just like a gumball machine, fyi

Then the  glitter and metallic  colours caught my eye
Ohmygod these are not bad wei…
Ooh….! *think Powerpuff Bubbles voice*

“Niz! Niz! Come see…!”

Niz loves alcohol advertising slutty tops feng-ing
And MOST importantly fairies
There are only *two* friends of mine who are as insane about fairies as i am
Sharon & Nizwani
Remember that
So based on that background i reckoned she would be excited about my discovery as well

“What what? Ooh….!”

I excitedly pointed out the  wondrous glitter  ones to her
She loved the  metallic  ones more
There were other interesting patterned ones as well
We both peered excitedly into the glass ball holding all the happyrubberballs

There was no turning back

I went to change my notes into RM 1 coins
1 buck for a rubber ball is… a waste of money, true
But acquiring that  glitter rubber ball  would bring me
True-and-true kiddy happy joy
Which even some of the richest people cannot acheive

I had changed 3 bucks worth into coins
Anymore and i would lose control
I put the first coin in trying not to look too excited
Maintain la you know
Alot of people watching movies at TGVs on Sundays

I lifted the metal flap…

Ohmygod la
I swear that must’ve been the UGLIEST ball in the entire machine!!
It was some puke-y vomit colour with dabs of shit in it
Hmm it’s army camouflage coloured as well
Prollie that ProGermanAaron would like it

Okay. NEVERmind.
I expected this, hence the three coins.
I chuck in the second coin and turn the lever trying not to hope so much…

Okay *sigh*
Another dollar wasted
This is a superboringrubberball
It does* have Kent colours tho
Perhaps i shall give it to Ben Ho the Ho

Boon Thai bounced the ball and didn’t realise the power of its bounciness
It bounced away and he had to chase it
Not shy

Third and last coin

Third time’s the charm, right…

WHAT?!?!?
NO glitter? No metallic?!
I felt like

KICKING THE MACHINE!!!
THROWING MY HEAD FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
LIKE A MADWOMAN!

But of course i didn’t
I just growled softly and whined my misery to AaronMySlut
It looks like one of those fake testicle implants men with testicular cancer use

So now my grandmasterplan is to buy three balls everytime i go to 1U in an effort to FINALLY get a glitter ball

Whoops, my bad.

“Boogeyman was possibly the worst ever horror movie i saw”
“Omg really? The trailer wasn’t half bad. Didn’t think it would suck! You all shoulda watched _ _ _ _ _ _ _”
“Yea man, that’s what we thought too.”
“Ya la… gawd i cried twice okaY. Pretty touching shit.”
“Why? When the guy died issit…”
“Eh no la, i cried at other parts and not when the guy died…”
*suddenly remembers Loga&Co. haven’t watched it*
“Oops….” *can’tstoplaughing*
“Damn salah man you. You owe me.”

Ah… but i’m so nice and crossed the movie title out so i wouldn’t spoil it for the rest of you.

I have to say i’m not the movie-spoiling kind though
This almost never happens

I’m having a block and i hate it
Can’t seem to write properly
Can’t seem to arrange facts properly
Can’t seem to get the word that’s just  hanging off the tip of my finger (typing you see)
Can’t seem to alot  properly
But blog can.

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Happy Birthday Fai the Mai!

The Hitz Awards thing was awfully boring
Someone told Mooky there would be free flow so we were happily chanting “Alcoalcoalco!” while walking down the driveway to the event area

And ohmygod there was *no* alco
We were convulsing and i almost had a fit

Kidding

We left the moment we could
For Fai’s birthday BBQ
Then i ran off to Poppy to see JasonJoannaSharonNick
Got marvelously tipsy
Ran in the rain
Broke one of my favourite sandals
Passed out in the car while they ate in Petaling Street

Pictures up later
Cos I just came home
Loga reckons my parents have forgotten what i look like

I was talking briefly to POB (PassedOutBen) last night

“I gotta go for this funeral early tomorrow morning.”
“Whose funeral?”
“Dunno… some distant uncle.”
“Then go la.”
“I *am* going… damn early tho. Can die.”
“What the hell… relative’s funeral also dowan to go!”
“Not to say dowan la… i mean, come on, i don’t even know him. Heck, if *i* passed away, i wouldn’t want strangers to come to my funeral! For what!”
“Oh my god, having relatives like you, can die man. I bet if they gave out free alcohol you’ll be there right. In fact, i bet you’ll be going to every  funeral! Hi, i’m their long lost cousin…”
*waves hi to imaginary person*

I couldn’t stop laughing

“You’re gonna be haunted tonight.”
“Oh shiT. Don’t say that! omg yea yea i’m going la!”

Obviously i didn’t go to the funeral this morning
Cos we all passed out in Jason’s apartment
I am *so* going to kena from my parents when they get home…. eek*