Spring-Cleaning Fairy

That …
*points way below*
was written yesterday evening

I spent the entire day cleaning my room

I conquered *imagine Joyce flexing muscles*
Under my bed : : Corners of ceilings : : Sorted my rubbish out : : Washed all my bedsheets and laundry : : Gave all my soft toys their first bath ever

It’s really getting me into the Chinese New Year mood
Sounds of vacuming drilling tidying up were heard throughout the house

My family reckons they’re comedians

I was peering under my bed pondering how to tackle it
Daddy watched me
“Maybe you’ll find fairies under there!” he pipes up cheerfully
“Haha.”
This will take alot of time
No going out today boo hoo hoo
-_-

I stalked around the house tracing my weapons
MopBucketsVacumCleanerCloth
“Would you like a gasmask?” Daddy offers

At 7 pm, my brother Nick peers into my room
“Wow. There’s a slight improvement.”
And sauntered off

I lost it

“WHat dO YOU MEAN *sliGHT* improvement?! I’ve been in here WHOLE DAY!! Slight improvemenT?!”
He’s nowhere to be seen once i could open angry eyes properly

So now you know why sometimes i take so long to come down when you all *myexcellentfriends* pick me up…
Ok ok my bad, i know

I gave some of the toys a bath
Not all though
The ones you see are just half

They sulked terribly
Didn’t fancy the cold soapy water, oh no
I felt a tad bad
As if i was drowning them while they stared sorrowfully at me with cute Puss-In-Boots eyes

Anyway i’ve taken 5 Panadols since last night
Aaron thought i shouldn’t have gone out with Lisa and Mary
But i love them so
Lisa’s room is a hazard
Worse then mine
Love that she makes me feel so tidy
Will write more bout that another day

“Make sure you ask Lisa for Panadol.”
“Uh huh…”
“Wait… you just had wine somemore. You’re not supposed to take panadol and alco. *sigh*”
“Doesn’t matter la. I’ll just take it.”
“Yea, not good to be sick on Chinese New Year.”
“See, see! I don’t belong here! I should go back to England!”
“… what nonsense…”
“It’s true! I’m meant for COLD WEATHER.”

Well i think it’s absolutely true
The hot weather has morphed me into a
 WhinySelfish  HaveEverythingMyWay  Bitch

Just ask anyone i’ve been hanging out with recently

It’s sweltering!

And i’m meltering!

It’s so goddamn motherfucking hot la tiu…
*curses*

*curses again*

I’m panting
I just walked my dog
Now we’re both panting

It’s always hot when it’s Chinese New Year
I’m actually feeling feverish

*wails*
*whines*
*looks around desperately for cold cocktail ingredients*