Someone massage me please

My neck hurts like a bitch and a half
I passed out on it wrong last night
Been working whole day friday & saturday
I’m just about to stop now

Spent the whole day researching about the hazardous effects alcohol has on health
Not my choice of research if you know what i mean

Alcohol is bad? NO!

I tend to write good things about alcohol rather than the opposite

But i can’t deny the facts that i read online and am starting to worry…

I felt so jittery i jumped crazily around the living room for awhile
Went to stick my head into the freezer
God knows why

I can’t wait to party and destress!!!
*throws alco-is-bad-for-you notes on the floor and rushes off to change*