Archive for February, 2005

Friday February 25, 2005

Published on February 25, 2005 in Uncategorized. 7 Comments


*Bass Agents will be spinning tonight in Barcode*
Bring it on
I said it before and i’ll said it again
Joyce likes it hard

Meet Adam
He has a large forehead so he blogged
Haha… This is funny

I Shall Have A Tighter Ass


After swearing i would go to the gym on Monday…

I swore on Tuesday i would go on Wednesday…

Worked whole day Wednesday, so i swore i would go on Thursday…

And miracle of miracles!

I actually went.

It was pretty difficult though
Even as PassedOutBen stood outside my house in his gym clothes
I toddled out and peeped through the railings of my gate going,
“Damn lazy la……!”

I had* to go there anyway to give in some work
So i changed into a singlet and track pants
Feeling like i was going to war

How unfamiliar the machines are to me
PassedOutBen pressed on various buttons and spoke in a language i couldn’t comprehend
I think it was English…
But i sure didn’t understand shit

“Half an hour should be fine. I’ll be back by then. Don’t wreck the machines.”
“Ha… wha… where you going?!” i panicked slightly, thinking

Shit i should have been nicer to him right, for all i know he pressed something that will make me run like a babi and fly off the machines and everyfuckingperson here will laugh at me. fantastic.

Right after we had both showered,
PassedOutBen said,
“Friend. If you take as long to work out as you do to bathe, you’ll be this small by now”
*makes a space of 2mm with his fingers”
“It wasn’t that long ok….! i had to blowdry my hair wei…”

After that i was on a mission to gobble Baskin Robbins, cheese sticks and everything i saw in Jusco
“I don’t see the point of you working out wei, friend. You just ate more than what you exercised off.”
“Mmm?… Rowrm!” *bites happily on food*

 

Wednesday February 23, 2005

Published on February 23, 2005 in Uncategorized. 4 Comments


Yee Sang Dinner

One of them planned a Yee Sang dinner last weekend
You know, for good luck in  work and all that jazz

The best thing was i happily chomping away on Japanese noodles at 6 pm when Aaron exclaimed,
“Oh shit! I forgot… we got yee sang dinner with boon and niz in… an hour.”
“Walau…. can say earlier right… i just ate wei!”
“Urm… eat again lo…”

So i ate two dinners that night.
So much for trying to lose Chinese New Year fats.

Niz was chanting while we mixed the yee sang
“Good luck! Good money! Good year!… Good sex!”

I’m sure everyone knows the higher you mix the yee sang
The better the luck
Well
We mixed it so damn chat high  we spilled quite a bit at the sides
Someone was damn emo, “Eh serious la, spilling wei…”

I guess the identity of ‘MySlut’ will never disappear ya?

I’m sitting at the pc now with my feet in a basin of water
Telling Lisa about it on MSN

can you believe… i’m soaking my feet in a plastic basin right now
like in Constantine?
yea! like in Constantine
only i’m trying to exfoliate my feet and not go to hell
hahaha do you have a cat?
i have a dog…
hahahah
i need to exfoliate my feet too!
i have a pumice but it’s dusty
can i come over?
sure thing. if you don’t mind sharing a bucket with me. My feet might brush against yours accidentally and mary will get jealous if she finds out
she’s coming to live near ME!!!!!!
hahahah then we’d better soak our feet together before she moves!
she’ll never know, don’t worry
tee hee you sneaky thing!
hehe just looking out for her best interest… i’m being caring…

So we have silly conversations online
Doesn’t everyone?
Judge Jules pics up later

 

Tuesday February 22, 2005

Published on February 22, 2005 in Uncategorized. 18 Comments


*Don’t* Mock The Fairies!

I was telling PassedOutBen about hares the other day while pottering about Low Yat
He doesn’t believe in them
Just as he doesn’t believe in ponies

So i started making it obvious to him it *does* so exist

By asking Gavin,
“Gavin, Gavin! Do you know what’s a hare? H-A-R-E?”
“It’s like a rabbit, i think.”

By skipping up to Sharon,
“Sharon, you know what’s a hare, right? H-A-R-E…?”
“A bunny….”

By tugging on Ben Tan’s sleeve,
“Ben, do you know what a hare is… H-A-R-E?”
“Something like a rabbit isn’t it…”

The point is at least they knew what a hare looked like
I would then glance at PassedOutBen triumphantly

Suddenly
While they all were taking a smoke
PassedOutBen piped up

POB: Hey! Did you know… there are such things as fairies?
Ben T: Ha? What? *not sure he hears correctly*
POB: Fairies… you know, those little things that fly around…
*stares meaningfully at me*
Ben T: Oh, haha, yes ar…
POB: *puffs on ciggie* Yea. And. That’s not the only  thing! Did you know there are *forest* fairies and *sea* fairies and *SKY* FAIRIES???!!
Ben T: AH? *almost falls over laughing*

At this point i’m whacking PassedOutBen wishing i don’t tell him so much

Gavin: Then how do the sea ones breathe underwater?
POB: They… They… *can’t stop laughing*… use scuba gear!!!

Everyone laughs merrily

POB: Forest fairies, that one nothing la…
Ben T: Then how about the sky fairies?
Sharon: I know! They use parachutes!

My head turns in a shot to stare at her in disbelief
Hey! You’re supposed to be on my side!

My face was absolutely traumatised
Their laughter at the fairies was about to make me keel over and die
For one thing, i’m not close to Ben Tan and Sharon
It’s prollie only the second time i’ve met them

So much for trying to hide my freakiness in the closet till they get to know me for the fabulous person i am inside…

“Bennnnnn!!!! Why did you have to tell them that!”
“*You* started the ‘hare’ thing!”
“Now they think i’m a BIG FAIRY FREAK and i don’t even know them that well! Shyyyyy!!!”
“Well, you *do* believe in them…”
“You didn’t have to mock them! Don’t mock the fairies!”

You heard it people.

Don’t.

Mock.

The

Fairies.

*wags finger warningly*
You’ll definitely lose points with me if you do -_-

Edmund’s Farewell BBQ

Isn’t it always that we find any excuse to hold a party with food and drinks?

But i have to admit that Edmund’s parties *always* have FuckingAmazingFood
His dad BBQ-ed most of the meats and Edmund & his mom did the rest

It was just a small party of ten or so
Most of them Sri Cempakians

Doesn’t he look like a lion tearing away at his food while watching you to make sure you don’t steal it… Heh

Edmund has changed quite a bit from when i first knew him
Used to date him when i was 16 ^ ^
Now he’s more… grown up and not so small-boy :)

Oh yea, can you pls tell me where i can get awesome chicken wings?
Suggestions pleaseeeeeee

 

Sunday February 20, 2005

Published on February 20, 2005 in Uncategorized. 12 Comments


Blabbing Bloggers @ Alexis

: : Edited : :

I couldn’t believe Kim was short
Always had the assumption she was tall judging from her photos
Apparently she’s shorter than me!
Was telling PassedOutBen bout it

“Wow… i always thought she’s tall… and she said she always thought *i* was tall, haha!”
“… No, man. You’re both like hobbits wei.”

-_-

I wasn’t in a picture-taking mood that night so i don’t have that many pics. Could you all pls send me some, please!  :) Thank you.
joycethefairy@gmail.com


A Sane Conversation

“Where’s she going?”
      “Off to drink another jar of Brand’s Essence of Chicken.”
“That nasty stuff!?”
      “Yes yes, she says it’s nice though, claims she likes herbal soup and anything similar.”
“God… i wouldn’t touch that stuff if you gave me ten grand!”
      “Exactly how i feel as well.”
“She’s never been into it before… why the sudden urge?”
      “You won’t believe this! She actually  thinks it’ll compensate for all that alcohol she consumes.”
“Crap. She’ll need fifty jars a day then.”
      “Haha! Oh well, whatever strikes her fancy…”
“Delusional isn’t she?”
      “That would explain the fairies…”

Taking a break, i browsed through my past posts
July this time
It’s like reading my diary
Only much less personal and scandalous

And found a part with a photo of Daddy!
Go see!

 

Saturday February 19, 2005

Published on February 19, 2005 in Uncategorized. 5 Comments


Someone massage me please

My neck hurts like a bitch and a half
I passed out on it wrong last night
Been working whole day friday & saturday
I’m just about to stop now

Spent the whole day researching about the hazardous effects alcohol has on health
Not my choice of research if you know what i mean

Alcohol is bad? NO!

I tend to write good things about alcohol rather than the opposite

But i can’t deny the facts that i read online and am starting to worry…

I felt so jittery i jumped crazily around the living room for awhile
Went to stick my head into the freezer
God knows why

I can’t wait to party and destress!!!
*throws alco-is-bad-for-you notes on the floor and rushes off to change*

 

Friday February 18, 2005

Published on February 18, 2005 in Uncategorized. 5 Comments


Overdrive

Had a super long day
Shunji Matsuo  was in Kuala Lumpur for a week
I interviewed him
And he gave me a fabulous new cut and colour

My last bit of work was taking photos of Fai’s nephew & niece
I was so tired…
And got frustrated trying to make kids laugh
Ash and Fai helped alot by making funny faces, noises, actions and what-have-you

He was damn cute tho!

I tried teaching Lareyna to say ‘Malibu’ but tak jadi

Cannot take it
Will nap now
And go out later

: : edit : :

This is quite tragic
I ended up passing out till morning
With the pc left on
And my make-up on as well

“Your fairy wings are getting raggedy…”
“Shut up!”