Monthly Archives: February 2005
Published on 17 February 2005
Joyce Skips Ghetto Heaven
I had a quiet night
Didn’t feel like partying hard
So i went to Frangipani with LogaJessieJoseBenHoLeisaStan
Had a Frangipanties *it has Malibu wowee!*
Strawbaileys *strawberries and baileys*
Dry martini & beer
I never realized I ever wanted you, the first
And you too, the second
And you made me realise I wanted the other as well
Complicated isn’t it
Both
And then there’s the other
The third that happened today
You disappeared for so long
You made me cry last time
You made me want again today
But you’re so far away
Like I said
Distance
Not all of you are bad for me
Definitely problematic
Access to the first and second are so easy
And I shall have one again before I sleep
Published on 16 February 2005
Wednesday Nite
Went to this Kent thing at SegaFredo with Mary and Edwin last night
pizza wine malibu pineapple & beer
Then i buggered off to Bliss to drink to Jose
usual whiskey & coke
He’s… hmm i don’t know how old he is
His height definitely doesn’t give me a clue either
Then i ran off to Velvet for Mambo with MaryLisaAdelCallie
forgot what else i drank
PassedOutBenNadzSimon were there too
It’s All In The Mind, Baby
I bought a whole BOX of Brand’s Essence of Chicken in 1Utama today
I’ve being delusioned into thinking that it will make me healthier with the lifestyle i currently have
When i was sick on Chinese New Year’s Eve, I bugged Loga to take me to 7-Eleven to buy my first jar of the miracle stuff
“Why on earth would you want to drink that?!”
“Cos my friend said it’s good….”
“So you think that drinking Essence of Chicken will get you well again?”
“Uh huh…”
“Taste more like Essence of Ass to me.”
After i had downed it
“So how do you feel?”
“Wait….”
I look down sullenly for a few seconds…
Then i sat up in a sudden *think Jack-In-The-Box* with a grin on my face going,
“BoinG!!! I feel SO MUCH BETTER ALREADY OHMYGOD!”
Loga stares at me
“You’re so delusional, man.”
Delusional or not, by chucking countless
Panadols
Ribena – Vitamin C is good for you
Tomato Juice – so is Vitamin A
Essence of Chicken
Bloody Mary - alcohol cures all
I got well by First Day of Chinese New Year
I wonder which one made me well…
Published on 15 February 2005
Two Scratches On My Left Hand,
Thanks Alco Jason
So my brother has a new girlfriend
I hope he doesn’t pummel me for blogging it so publicly…
She looks pretty and sweet
They both look good together
She’s taller than me
Everyone is taller than me
Except… Mary and Sky
Wow
Two people
Wait i’m veering from the main subject again
There i am talking to Ashley about The New Girlfriend
Ashley is driving
Joyce can’t drive
“What’s her name?”
“Rebecca.”
“Oh i think i know who she is… from DU right?”
“I dunno, she’s tall and sweet-looking la.”
“Ya ya, quite a nice good girl… last i know.”
“Well. That’s good… i would want my brother to get with a Nice Sweet Good Girl kind and not someone…”
“… like you?” she ends my sentence gleefully
I yelled in the car while she giggled cheekily
*
On another note
My mind is so scrambled i forget what work i have to do
I need a PDA
I know people misuse the word ‘need’
But this is not one of those times
Working from home requires so much discipline
I’m full from eating slabs of salmon
Thanks for lunch Andrew
A nap would be wondrous now…
No, Joyce! Do work!
Remember, Zaidi
Control is key
Published on 14 February 2005
I am such a bitch
& i love it
There i am standing next to about 10 couples lining up
Dave, Ash and i are to eat in Chilli’s for dinner
“Seriously, Chilli’s is like the *most* UNROMANTIC place you could EVER bring someone to for Valentine’s Day!”
I said that very very loudly
Intentionally, so help me God
“No, Joyce. You’re WRONG. Mamak is the most unromantic place you could bring someone to!”
pipes in Dave
“ohmygod you’re right! AND Chilli’s is the second!”
i practically yell
Imagine the scene as Ashley shoves me in with both hands
Prollie cos couples were staring cock at us
Well really
If you were going to do the whole Valentine bullshit
At least go somewhere romantic for fuck’s sake
Chilli’s is a chill-out area
Very sports-like
For a group of friends
Happy happy bright atmosphere
P l e a s e .
It’s not like i’m being bitter about Valentine’s Day because i didn’t celebrate it
Quite the contrary, smart you
I actually got myself into trouble for the first time because i detest celebrating it
Won’t elaborate due to privacy
But anyway
I still stick to my guns that Valentine’s Day is cock
Published on 13 February 2005
Joanna put marvelous photos up on her multiply
Excellent
Cos i just came home it’s 6 am
Too tired to edit pics now
Pls click on each pic individually, she writes funny things
I’m currently so into Natasha Bedingfield’s ‘I Bruise Easily’
Tis a nice song tho i don’t relate to it
CNY pics on Smalls site
Some BBQ pics on Fai The Mai’s site
Links on left you goose
So it’s Valentine’s ey
An example of procrastination:
When i just receive payment/money
Ash: Don’t go spending it so fast la you. Save can or not!
When *she* receives money
Ash: Let’s go SHOPPING!!!! *crazywildlook*
Intelligent Me: Oi… Can’t you save? No job now, right.
Ash: *crazywildeyes* FOR WHAT?!
Intelligent Me: 
I’m going shopping with my favourite girl today
She got birthday money to shop
I… shall just watch… and keep my ang pow at home
Besides that,
i shall scoff
at the mutigazillion couples holding hands in the mall today
I’ve never fancied Valentine’s Day
Regardless on whether i’m single or not
Once when i was single - told everyone i was busy
And let them come by my house to drop off their presents slash flowers at random times
So they wouldn’t bump into each other of course
Tact, my dear
Damn now my secret’s out but i don’t plan to use that one anymore
When i wasN’T single - told my then-boyfriend
“Please don’t waste your money. You can just cook me a decent dinner, give me a nice massage and great sex and it’ll be all good.”
I think it’s a cute day to give cards and things to people you fancy or friends you love
But i detest the whole
ExpensiveDinnersProveMyUndyingLoveToYou
SoDoExpensiveFlowers
HoldingHandsTighterToday
SeeSEE!I’mHoldingYouNicerThanTheOtherGuyProvingWe’reABetterCouple
OhMyGodIWantADateForValentinesOrI’llBeDamnedToLameness
None of this bullshit la please
In fact… *evil intelligent idea*
I shall further taint this unlovely post with a photograph long-awaited by some
*evil evil EVIL fairy grin*
One weekend ago, i was in Zouk for a little while
Asian Heritage Row
chilling
The Ivy
Happy Tipsy Nights are always fun. Obviously.
And then i noticed… everyone staring intently at Ben Ho snuggling up to a girl
Wassup la… cannot let the poor fella get a dance with a girl is it…
“You know why… that she *points at respective girl* used to be a … he.”
Actually i have transexual friends
And have great respect for them
But obviously this is too much for some to take when their friend doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into… (pardon the pun)
Naturally, someone let him in on her deep dark secret
After
He spent glorious minutes embracing her gently
Here’s a photograph to remind you of your regretful night, Ben
Happy Valentine’s Day 
We know and you know it could have been so much… more
Published on 13 February 2005
Just got back from Genting
I’m so disappointed!
I drank like a tank of alcohol and wasn’t a bit high
Double-yoo
Tee
Eff!!!
Had half a bottle of Malibu
Finished half a bottle of extract of absinthe with the others
It burns, baby
I would have loved to sleep more
Phonecalls from a stranger and Sui Lin prevented that
Zaidi is more terror than i am
Five minutes after i wake up
And he’s making me drink gin
Dis. gus. ting.
Was going to put up more pics
But the call of wine, taboo & scrabble in La Bodega is too tempting
My apologies yet again *runs off*
