god i ate too much and was
TOTALLY IMMUNE
tonight
retribution for eating chicken mutton fish crab squid
left Zouk at 1 am
came home
meant to blog
passed out
just awoke
shall go back to passing out
bloody dentist appointment at noon
let’s see what she has to say bout my braces now, shall we
I Like My Dent So THERE
hA. I’m awake early and not for the gym today.
I’m so proud of my so-called muskels on my arm
Was showing it off to AaronMySlut/ProGermanAaron (fuck even i’m* getting confused)
“SeE! There’s a LINE there!”
*proudly flexes tiny fairy arm*
“That’s not a line. That’s a tiny dent.”
Pah.
What does *he* know about exercising
The only thing *he* does is try to walk every time i jump on him in 1U
I was bouncing around the house showing Daddy my muskels too
I can’t help it
All my life i’ve had skinny froggie-looking arms
And for once i see some sort of definition
: : Edit : : Had to run out in a sudden ;p : :
“Daddy! See my muscles!”
“You’re so skinny. Somemore want to work out.”
“Not so weakling lar…”
My father does not approve of my body now
He loved it when i just came back from London and 10 kg heavier than when i left
You should have seen Azwin and Chee Hooi’s face when they saw me the night i returned
Joyce Alco Fairy
Crap.
Liyilianne pointed out something so i have to change my marvelous post and not target anybody
Damn
I was going to have so much fun too
My name is not google-ble at all
Oh, trust me i tried
Haven’t all of you done that before?
It’s great fun
A bit depressing la cos you realise you’re noone on the world wide web
But hey
All the more to push one into becoming someone… google-ble
Hell
I typed my name and all these other Joyces came up
I typed ‘Joyce Fairy’ and this came up
But AHA!!!!
Do you know what i type and thEN *i* come up?!
I typed ‘Joyce Alco Fairy’ and THEN i come up here
Great
So my existence on the net is only apparent when alcohol and fairies are involved
“Bloody hell la, raining everyday”
“WHY?! Better then freaking hot right!”
“Haih, just saying la, supposed to be the heatwave wut now.”
“SO?! Thank god it’s not hot anymore man. Can die.”
“Why you freaking out? I’m just saying…”
“…….”
“Oh yea, forgot. You’re from England.”
Joyce Gets Assistance
I’m up pretty early
And off to they gym
To move and sweat
And work out my limbs
Okay i don’t have time to think of rhyming now
Have to chow down some noodles and run off
I’m getting a PDA, Woooooo…!!!
Finally
Something to aid my horrendous memory
And busy schedule
HOORAH!!!
Ashley Says Cock hahaha
AshleyTheMonkey sent me this sms yesterday
She demonstrates on how to implement the use of the word ‘cock’ without any hint of sex whatsoever
I’ve been showing it to at least two people
So i thought ’screw it’ and type it here
Alphabet for alphabet
Oh my fucking god! Lydia told teresa that she’s working in a singapore agency… as a super model… Earning 6000… For wat she work at celebrity… Cock.
Super model y’know! *big eyes and nods head*
Don’t play play… *wags finger*
*disappears from front of pc*
Sorry
Ouch
Fell on the floor laughing
I guess she had* to say Singapore cos people (like me) in kl would be SURE to find out her mouthcrap
TechnicolourWonder
Red and Yellow and Green and Brown and Scarlet and Black and Ochre and Peach and Ruby and Olive and Violet and Fawn and Lilac and Vogue and Chocolate and Mauve and Cream and Crimson and Silver and Rose and Lemon and Russet and Grey and Purple and White and Pink and Orange and Blue
I’m listening to the original cast recording of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
I remember watching it in London when i was 10
Being awed that i was watching Jason Donovan play the main character
He was my childhood crush when i was 6
No i’m not ashamed
He was hottiehothot in 1990
I was singing along to it wrong haha…
I went, “I look handsome, i look hot… oops”
It’s actually
I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
Well smart back then would mean hot now anyway 
I won’t even elaborate about the earthquake because i bet you’re hearing enough news as it is about it from CNN and the radio
It’s depressing
But everything has to go on
Force Of Nature Part 2 perhaps…
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