I Was Poking Around My Garden

Rather like an old woman
And guess what MARVEL i came across!

My dad bought me this fairy sundial from Covent Garden when he was in London
Yes of course he knows i’m crazy about fairies, My Little Ponies and Mailbu
We *do* live in the same house

So we placed it in the middle of our sunshiney garden
While i hopped around in joy, clapping my hands
And lo and behold…
A vine from a pretty far off
Actually grew towards the fairy
Whose chin was perched on her tiny hands
Stone, alas!

A white flower sprouted beautifully
Tilting its head just so…
For her to peer into it

Isn’t that just perfect?!

She must have been bored looking at my dog all day

AIYO IT’S TOO FUNNY!

I can’t help it
I was making all sorts of stupid facial expressions when reading her reply to my last post
She’s not making any sense
But anyway i’m sure you can all read for yourselves so i won’t elaborate

So now she wants to be a model…

*stops laughing and tries to breathe*

And.
Ohmygod this one is sooo good…
She wants to give Body Step classes.

Yup she wants to give Body Step classes.

Fuck wei!

QueenKanch and i used to guffaw at her dancing thru the aerobics window while we were at our desks

Actually we wouldn’t make fun of people dancing horribly
Really
We think its adorable when the chubby malay auntie tries doing R&B…
Or the composed old chinese lady tries to salsa…

But circumstances cause ones’ reaction to change
I’m sure you get me
You’d naturally laugh at someone you don’t like being a Tryhard
Especially when she glances at us ever so now and then to see whether we’re checking her awesome dance moves
We *were* checking her out la, though for different reasons

Okay
I’m done bitching
As Kim said
We’re just giving her more attention (which she wants)
And i prollie have used up a month’s worth of bitchiness in one blog page

It was just too funny cos i was making all those expressions and HAD to take pictures…

How’s *that* for modeling ey? HAHA.

God, i’m such a bitch sometimes
Gonna arm myself with chocolate digestives, bbq chips and 100 Plus
Curl up in my air-con room and read the marvels of Lewis Carroll now

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT?

FUCK IT.

Because you wrote silly things again, i just *have* to goddamn biTCH.
Besides, everytime people say they read my blog i easily reply
“It’s just for me to bitch and put up pictures.” *grin*

Those of my friends who have already read your blog have been deeply entertained reading your crap.
So let’s spread the joy, shall we?

Everyone, meet the person i was blogging about yesterday.
Lydia Koh at www.drugsorme.com

i don’t care if i get your name wrong

Okay, what made me mad is not what you said about Kim
But rather the absurd way you defended yourself
These are things that noone really knows so she can’t very well write it
Kim prollie has so many retaliations herself but let me do my own version to give you a heads up okay? *nice fairy*

“I don’t have all the time in the world to sit in front of the comp and click refresh. I happen to have a life, unlike some people”

You have a life?
Oh really.
From what i remember, when i was working in the gym, you’d be hanging around
Let’s refresh your memory with a conversation we once had

This was at 12 noon on a workday:

“Aren’t you supposed to be working?”
“Oh my shift only starts at 6 pm!”
“Oh okay, why don’t you go work out then?”
“I just did!”
“…. What the hell are you going to do here for *six* hours wei?”
“Oh just hang around i guess!”
“… right….” *nods head slowly and backs away*

Wow  *big fascinated eyes*

Hanging around the gym for SIX HOURS, and NOT WORKING OUT, with noone who wants to talk to you, does not constitute to my idea of having a life
But hey, everyone has their lines to live by right?
If we compared ourselves to you… then we’re all socialising like Kylie

“I smoked when I was in Taylor’s College, year 2001. That was before you even discovered how smoke tasted like.”

Wait a minute… *purses lips thoughtfully*
Wasn’t it you who asked me whether i smoke, i said no and you agreed you don’t like it either?
Oh nevermind
The alcohol might have made me forget
Doop dee doo…

“I feel so sorry for you honestly. Trying to be someone you’re not.”

I have to comment that Kim has an extremely strong sense of originality
PassedOutBen  told me that after i mentioned i read her writing
Which just made me want to meet her more
Which *you* had to interrupt in the first five minutes i stepped into Alexis
Again, thanks for being so tactful   -_-

I know i shouldn’t be wasting time writing all this, in a way
But hey, if i wasn’t writing bout this, i’d be writing bout fairies, ponies and Malibu as usual
So let’s give the audience a taste of something different