Let’s Make This A
Bitchy Tuesday Shall We?
Okay, i come home from a joyous night of Scrabble with AshleyTheMonkey FaiTheMai QueenKanch and ShowerTarry to read something that made me heart-thumpingly MAD
There’s this awfully strange girl that i met while working in Celebrity Fitness in January.
Let’s just cut the beginning to this post short and go right into business shall we?
“Firstly, I would like to talk about the Fairy. When you first started working at the places we used to work, I thought you were really pretty.”
Why thank you
“Being a shallow person, I decided that you should be as nice a person inside as you do on the outside. So I befriended you.”
You know what, i leave it entirely up to people who meet me whether they think i’m nice or not.
Heck i befriended you as well!
I was working at my desk and chatted to you for a few minutes.
In my opinion, i thought it was damn weird that FIVE FREAKING MINUTES after i know your NAME, you’re saying things like
“Oh! You should meet my boyfriend later!
“Yea? Sure!”
“Yea he’s really hot!”
“Urm… okay…”
In my opinion, a normal girl wouldn’t say that to another girl she *just* met
It’s like a twelve-year-old bragging
Okay nevermind
One strange remark can be excused due to probable miscalculation and miscommunication
“Maybe I was trying too hard when you were going lunch with Kanch and I decided to tag along but all I wanted was to know more about you.”
I just met you an hour ago.
Sometimes people take their lunch break as their rest break, you know.
Work is tiring.
Kanch and i use that precious hour as our only time to laugh and not have to layan people.
Dear Kanch has been working there for ages and doesn’t like you and didn’t want you to come.
I try my best not to judge people before knowing them myself and honestly wouldn’t have minded you tagging along.
I told you politely so there was no wrongdoing on my part.
“My guy friends always tell me anyway, “Pretty girls are not always as good as they look”.”
Heck! I ABSOLUTELY agree with your guy friends!
I’m always saying, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”
On the last day of my work there, i was talking to one of the managers
The manager… about a work thing
And you popped right up and said
“Hey… *turns briefly to manager* oh sorry *turns back to me* i heard you were leaving! Why?!”
I was like, ohmygod is this girl for real
And said politely
“Hey, i’m talking for a bit, i talk to you later okay?”
Talk about not being professional and having no tact!
Besides that so many other weird things happened that i can’t remember
“You even gave me your number, I remembered and I had some pretty pleasant conversations with you.”
Fyi, i gave you the wrong number. i SO rarely do that. Almost Never.
Yes, you would think that i was having pleasant conversations with you because i wasn’t as mean as everyone else to ignore you.
So i always smiled at you when speaking to you
“Why don’t you just ignore her? Then she won’t bug you!”
“I can’t la… i don’t know her… and she’s never done anything evil to me.”
“Then don’t blame me if she sticks to you haha.”
Do you remember when you sat in our work area even though you actually should be in the other counter?
Kanch and i were on the phone making business calls and you sat in our colleague’s chair in between us
I reckon she might’ve been glaring at you while i looked at you puzzledly with the phone to my ear
After a good 5 minutes and realising that we’re working and cannot layan you, you spoke to yourself
“Oh i’m bored… i guess i’ll go entertain myself somewhere else…”
That. Does not. A pleasant conversation make.
That was. So. Lame.
Let’s think of other so-called pleasant conversations we had
Ah yes i remember!
I was speaking to Kim at the bloggers’ meet in B’sar when you interrupted us
I swear you are just SO GOOD at doing that
So i smiled slightly at you and spoke to you abit
After awhile i said, “Oh hold on, i wanna wish a friend ‘Happy Birthday’”
Barely fifteen seconds after i said that, you interrupted again
My face was less than a foot away from Nikki’s when you POKED your face in between ours
Unbelievable
I have never met anyone like you in my life
Absolutely no manners or tact
“But soon after you left, I became quite suspicious because you only came in the morning.”
WHATTHEHELL?!
Damn perasan/paranoid wei you…
You think i planned to go to the gym in the morning to avoid you!?!?
You’re BARELY IN MY THOUGHTS.
I GO TO THE GYM IN THE MORNING COS IT’S LESS CROWDED
And my work appointments are mostly in the EVENING and NIGHT
The dance classes i like are ALWAYS at 11 am
My trainer has more appointment slots in the morning
And
There are alot of guys in the free weights area at night
And
I don’t like guys seeing me lift puny weights okay
There i said it
Boo hoo you made me confess why i go in the mornings
“I added you on MSN but you avoided me.”
Urm i think aloT of my friends can vouch that i don’t speak to them on msn much
I’m always busy doing work, editing photos, or blogging
But yea i can admit i blocked you after thinking you’re a total freak case
I’m pretty sure that’s why MSN invented that feature
Amazing isn’t it?
“Was I too clingy?”
That’s an understatement
“I’m sorry, I don’t have that kind of feelings for you.”
WALAU
I SWEAR this took the CAKE
I’m not that paranoid and vain okay
In fact, who doesn’t like attention?
If someone fancied me, i’d think it’s cute and get to know the person more
I believe that there is a reason for attraction to take place and to give the person a chance
But
The kind of attention that *you* give makes me think to myself
“FuCK it’s her, run run run hide hide hide”
It doesn’t help that you used to stalk a friend of mine years ago
It doesn’t help that he’s still freaking scared of you, as am i
ill leave his name out of here for his* sake
It doesn’t help that you put pictures of ponies and some fairy thing on your blog
It doesn’t help you have Kim telling you off on her blog as well on the 18th
It doesn’t help that you write about an astonishing number of people ditching you, don’t you wonder why?
It doesn’t help that i hear people try* to accept you but in the end they just study you out of fascination and disbelief
It doesn’t help that you try to pick a silly non-fight with me
I tell you what *would* help
I won’t link you or say your name
