Happy Birthday Andrew!

This is the day they took me go-karting and jet-skiing
It was my first time doing both so i was pretty excited

Edward taught me the basics and off i went
Once i got the hang of standing on the jet-ski,
It was awesome feeling the wind blowing my hair back as i skidded over the liquid surface of the deep mining pool

Then we went go-karting

The entire go-karting track was fairly dry
Save for one patch of mudwater

Which i HAD to crash RIGHT INTO
I was ambitiously taking a corner too fast
And drove head-on into that blasted patch

Tyres went flying everywhere
I had mud, grassbits and dirt on me from head to toe
The go-kart was well and truly stuck there
And even my little muskels i had built up couldn’t pull it out

So the malay fellow had to help me
Damn shy
“Ah moi, you okay ar?”
“Uh hmm yea heh.”
i grinned sheepishly

I guess it didn’t look too flattering
That i was the only one covered in dirt and mud
When we all pulled up after our rounds

Plus i was the only girl

Everyone else there must’ve been thinking
“This one confirm typical female driver man…”

Andrew  suggested i take off my only pair of shorts while jet-skiing cos i was sure to fall off while trying to stand up
It was sound advice as i did fall off a few times

When we went go-karting
Of course i put my shorts back on
Which was a useless effort
Because i got it wet with mudwater anyway
-_-

But i had a TON of fun
And thank god Andrew didn’t take any pictures of
Distressed Fairy in Mud

Ooh look at me blend with the wall

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I Got Soul But I’m Not A Soldier

I’m coming out of my cage
And i’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta gotta be down
Because i want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this

It was only a kiss

It was only a kiss

Okay. Fuck.
Really should *not* blog when tipsy
Write all my personal stuff down and everyone starts questioning
0_o

*excerpts taken from The Killers