Buck Up & Get With The Program

So our generation is getting lazier with words

The first time i heard this nonsense was early last year when someone said
“Seriously man, damn x okay.”
“…. Huh? What’s ‘eks’?”
“Expensive la haiyo.”
“Walau! How could i possibly guess that?!”

And now we’re hearing all the different versions constantly
emo = emotional
ori = original

I even simply said one the other day not knowing whether others use it and everyone got the gist of it anyway
sensi = sensitive

Ben Ho was quite amusing at the Carlsberg party
As usual, he’s inspecting whether or not the girls are real girls or guys pretending to be girls
Difficult? You bet.

“At least the girls are ori wut.”
“HUH?! Ori!? What’s that?”
“Oh. Urm… original la.”
“Oh! I thought origami..”
“Idiot haha!”
“Ey i think we’re damn different generation la… i don’t know all this lingo wei!”

He turns to Zeyhan

“Eh you know what’s ‘ori’ or not?”
“Original la.”
“EH. How come you know? Wait wait… how old are you?!”