OF ALL 

substances to consume…!!!

I stayed up the whole night doing work
But supercouldn’ttahan and took a 15-minute pass out period
Woke up in a hurry from my fairynap cos i was going to be late for an interview another writer and i were doing in klcc

I PASSED OUT in the LRT!

I was so tired, i accidentally fell asleep against the glass
So shy man

During my nap at home, i had a weird dream and smsed Loga in the lrt about it:

“Hey i dreamt this super weird dream where we were in this strange boarding house kinda place and you whispered that my tampon was coming out (eww) and i ran off to change it. And my mother was being a real pain and telling big ben all the sorry things bout me. What the hell. On the way in lrt now to klcc. It’s freaking HOT here.”

He replied that someone else dreamt of him last night too but i took the Weird Trophy for sure.
Yay me!
Thank the fairies when he replied, my mobile woke me up barely one stop from klcc
Or else i would have missed it and ended up in Kampung GodKnowsWhere!

I planned to take the photos of the review, ciao and collapse at home
But no
It was
A FREAKING COFFEE REVIEW!!!!

How the hell can i sleep after drinking so much coffee?!!!?
*bawls*

Two of us had NINE drinks between us
Seven *with* caffeine
I almost threw up liquid on the escalator when leaving
I was so hyper but tired i would have bounced around if there weren’t things around me
I felt like Tigger in Winnie the Pooh
Bouncebouncebounce Boingboingboing
You know what i mean

I was driving PassedOutBen insane in The Curve
Got all excited when i saw that there was actually an Early Learning Centre there

o m f g

I used to get my toys from there when i was in Newcastle!

“Nooooo this place is for kids! How old were you when you were in Newcastle?!”
“Six!”
“How old are you now la…”
“EIGHT!!!”  I yelled gleefully while dragging poor him in

Squealed and gushed over Peter Rabbit, Thomas the Tank Engine and Noddy
Such memories man!

“I feel like playing with the toys!”
“I feel like putting you to sleep.”

I guess he couldn’t take my hyperness
Spoilsport

Surprisingly…. i got tired after running around the kid’s store
Kinda like taking a kid out, tiring her out and chucking her to bed
Which is what i’m about to do now
Because tomorrow is a public holiday
And tonight we  PARTAY.

My Daddy & i

Bout two weeks back…

My father had some coupons to give to my brother and i
“Nah, got some GSC ones… two for Nick and two for you.”
“Okies, thanks.”
“Oh yea got one more…”
“Alcohol coupon?!”
“… drink coupon for Renaissance. Yes, it’s alcohol, so it obviously goes to you.”

Yippee.

The next day…

I had just spent ages attaching family photos to emails and sending them off to my aunt

Upon waking up, Daddy said
“Aunty Geraldine wants to speak to you”
“Oh… when did she say that?”
“Last night on the phone”
“Wokay.”
“Yea. She said to stop drinking so much.”

0_o

He continued
“You know, drinking wine is okay but drinking hard liqour all the time is really bad…”
I tried to save face.
“I drink more wine at night now! If i could choose, i’d always take the wine!”

Daddy cocked his head to one side as he reached for his pack of Kents

“It doesn’t make a difference if you drink alot of wine *and* hard liqour okay! I’m serious, in ten years time, you’ll be suffering from liver disease. Then you’ll have to get a transplant…”

He paused to light his ciggarette
I was just about to retaliate with a retort on how he can’t get a lung transplant
He spoke just as my mouth was half open

“Smoking, on the other hand, has long-term effects.”

He grins.

“Whatthehell!”

Then he proceeded to give me a cocktail coupon for Renaissance Hotel
And i told him i got him some Dunhill Top Leaf ciggies and a lighter

Hmm
So first we blared each other about our drinking and smoking problems
And theN we give each other things that don’t exactly go hand-in-hand with our words…
Marvelous!

I told Loga everything and he laughed and laughed and laughed
“Your family damn messed up wei!”

I’m glad i decided to post writing up late
Changing tactics as i realise everytime i tell friends something, they’d promptly reply
“Yea i know, i read it on your blog already.”

-_-

That’s damn sad wei
Cos then i have nothing to talk about

Plus i’m not in a very chirpy mood to write about anything happy for you all
I’m exhausted
Emotionally and physically
I know it’s taking alot more out of you
But believe me when i say
Me too

Domino’s Chilli Pepper

… dunked with Maggi Curry is lip-smackingly addictive

Will be super busy for a few days
That and i’ve managed to do it again
Got myself into a fix
A fix
A nice big fix

And seriously la stress
the goddamn flash isn’t coordinating with my camera why whyw hwy wHWAY??!?!!
And i’m supposed to go test lighting in freaking 10 minutes
This is so not good
I caNNOT fuck this job up!

*bawls*