Monthly Archives: May 2005
Published on 31 May 2005
Spots & Sore Throat
The spots are still on my ankles
I shall blog soon enough where they came from!
Today was one of those nights when you catch up with a friend and talk for hours and hours
U-Jin just got back from London and he had a craving
So we went for fondue and racklette at the Swiss restaurant in Ampang
Cheeseeeeeeeee all the way
So sinful man
Then we had tiramisu in Alexis
Even more sinful
0_o
I bumped into Rico and Hooi Chiat there
There were my former lecturers at The One
Such a pleasure seeing them somehow
I’m sleepy
The wine is making me sleepy
So for once the fairy will crash early
Published on 31 May 2005
Last Friday Night at TwilightActionGirl
My Carrie Moment
If you’ve watched the 6th season of Sex & The City then you’d know what i’m talking about
Fast Joyce Summary:
Carrie is in Paris
Carrie is feeling shitty in Paris
Even though everyone gathers she’s having a ball
Everything seems to be wrong and she’s feeling like shit
The first shitty thing that happened to her in Paris was losing her ‘Carrie’ pendant which was sentimentally valuable to her
This incident was ensued by a chain of other upsetting events
Okay back to Carrie in Paris
Carrie is feeling shitty in Paris
You get the idea
As she is going through yet another unexpected shitty moment
She realises that there is something in her Dior bag which she can’t get at
Jingling the handbag around, she discovers a small hole and WALA!
She found her lost-and-now-found pendant
And everything ends happily ever after as a chain of good events follow suit
Now that you got that down pat, here is why i called this My Carrie Moment
I had just come home from a long day out,
running errands and still feeling the blow from the previous Saturday’s incident
when i had lost my cameras and mobile phone.
Feeling that my bag and clothes didn’t particularly match,
I shifted the contents from my current handbag into another.
There’s that thing how girls have to match their outfit with their bags you know?
Suddenly
I feel coins underneath the lining of my bag
Hmm seeing my current situation, i need all the spare change i can get!
So i go through all the compartments of my HugeHandbag
Searching for the CoinsICannotGetAt
I started to get excited, remembering how Carrie found her pendant
Yet trying not to get vain hopes up
Remember how i wrote i was absolutely SURE i put my diamond bracelet into the side pocket and it disappeared?
Well
I found a small teensy bitsy hole in it
Grabbed at a pair of scissors and practically ripped the bag apart cutting it open
Dipped my long-fingered hand in and…
Found lots of spare change…
And my diamond bracelet…
And my new HP pen drive.
ohmyfuckinggod!!!
I was so ecstatic, i bounded downstairs at once to show Daddy
“Look! Look! I founD the bracelet!!!”
Upon explaining (in unnecessary detail) how i found it
Daddy was pleased and commented
“So now you have two bracelets…!” (cos he bought me another for my 22nd birthday, lucky bitch me)
“Yup!”
“So now, all you gotta do is find your two cameras.”
Walau.
Talk about killjoy
His sense of humour… sometimes can die wei.
Published on 30 May 2005
This Is What You Call Layan
If you notice, i almost never put up this shit cos i just don’t like it
I think it’s stupid
I think it’s a waste of time
Who CARES how much space my music takes up in my pc!?
Is it in the future in any way going to save your life?
No.
But since two people i’m fond of have passed the baton on to me
I’m just going to layan them for once okay
*sighs as if you asked me not to drink for a month*
(actually. i would GASP if you did that)
I’m layaning AdamPeterPan by doing this –
Total Volume Of Music Files On My Computer:
Whoa. I’m so not going to bother to check.
…
Shit i’m supposed to layan.
-_-
Okay i checked, it’s 12.8 GB
The Last CD I Bought:
I rarely buy CDs unless i’m dying for them… but anyhow, the last i bought was The Darkness
Song Playing Right Now:
Like A Friend by Pulp (courtesy of Rudy)
Five Songs I Listen To Alot, Or Mean Alot To Me:
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
One of those cool songs which just-so-happen to have a verse of lyrics that applied to me when it came out 
Soul Sound by Sugababes
One of Shal’s and my fave songs that we listened to incessantly in the time we spent together
Feelin’ Love by Paula Cole
Soothing sexy song for those nights chilling out
Sephia by Sheila On Seven
Much meaning for me
Xing Qing by Jay Chou
My fave among all his songs, never get sick of it
And now
I’m layaning Aishoz by doing this –
Total Number Of Magazines In Your House:
Okay. This is really too much la. TakkaN i walk around counting them all …
The Last Mag I Bought:
Tank
The Last Thing I Read Before Getting Tagged:
KLue’s latest issue
5 Mags/Books That I Read Often/Mean Alot To Me:
Pop
Vogue uk
Peter Pan illustrated by Eric Kincaid
Little Women (so boring sounding i know but i fucking love this book)
The Joy Luck Club
AHHHH DONE
I just felt like i did some homework 0_o
Today is Nazrul‘s birthday!
Nazrul works for TwelveSI and can be seen pottering around the entrances of Bliss and Atmosphere
Now and then, many a fine chickadee will sluttily throw themselves at Nazrul into the hopes that he will bring them into the clubs for free
So now you all know why all the chicks do that to that guy with the white newspaperboy cap tee hee
And no, it wasn’t the cap after all
The Spots Haven’t Faded
What spots you say? The ones on my ankle. Red they are. Oh gawd i sound like that little green fellow on Star Wars, watsisname…
*thinks*
Shit
Me and my alco-memory is really getting to me sometimes
*thinks somemore*
*calls LaughingLoga*
“Did you forget that you already called me just now?”
“Erm no la, i wanted to ask, what’s that little green guy’s name on Star Wars ar?”
“It’s YODA.”
“Oh YAAAA thanks bye.”
*click*
Then i had to call him again to see whether he wanted to watch Madagascar with the Monkey and the Mai. Before i could spurt an apologetic hello for calling him while he’s at work,
“It’s Anakin Skywalker. Or Obi Wan Kenobi… Darth Vader?”
“No laaaa! Wanted to ask whether you wanna watch movie….”
Hmph
Some people think they know everythingggg
I woke up this morning feeling as if the Wily Coyote had dropped a ton of metal on me in my sleep.
My shoulders hurt. My back hurt. My arms hurt. The back of my arms hurt. My ass hurt.
Fuck, my whole body was aching
Even my tits hurt cos my period is coming
Bah
Jet-skiing for half a day really took its toil on our bodies.
I crawled up the stairs (i usually jump) this morning feeling like a creaky old witch and decided to skip gym even though i had already packed for it.
Takkan i go there and strain my poor muskels more!
Sore-nya….
But never the matter!
I’m going to eat Koay Teow Th’ng that i ta-paued from Penang while watching Friends woohoo!
*crawls off*
Published on 29 May 2005
I Have Spots On My Ankles
Just reached home from Penang
Can’t be fucked to take off my make-up (which is bad i know)
AdamPeterPan is reading this as i type and bugging me to take it off
Our short adventure was awesome
KinkyPugKevin was present
We all got along so grandly that we three are starting a blog together because we all obviously have no life
Say hello to
Chin Kuan Express
Okay i’m off to bed
Published on 28 May 2005
So It’s KL on Friday nite
Went to the STUFF mag party at Zouk last night with KelvinTSD & MafiaMary
We arrived kinda late as usual, with much regret cos the prizes there were fucking awesome
They had some really good shit going on – laptops, mobile phones, mp3 players
Bumped into RyanMukatiAbelHelga and GBKGobiJessie
I tried slutting myself in front of the stage while they played games, trying in vain to win something but i wouldn’t have been able to answer their questions anyway!
Damn sad man
Then SueThePixie (she’s tinier than me wee hee!) and SexyCynthia asked me to go to Velvet
I dragged KelvinTSD with me
Oh yea, you know how i benci (HATE) it when people mistake my fairy tattoo for an angel?
Well someone said something worse last night
Adrian: Is that a grasshopper?
Joyce: IT’S NOT A GRASSHOPPER!!!!! *nose flaring* IT’S A FAIRY!!!
Adrian: oh. haha it looks like a grasshopper to me!
Let’s get this straight.
IT’S noT a freaking grasshopper.
*fairy anger*
AdamPeterPan came after work and he bonded with RainbowGayDave and KelvinTSD outside on the Terrace Bar
Dave: Hey, you’re KelvinTSD. You’re the one who took her pony for a ride in the car!
Kelvin: Whatthefuck. What Kelvin*T*S*D*! I need to have a word with Joyce about this.
“Joyce can you change the name ar. I dowan that TSD SHIT okay!”
“Why does everyone want to change their freaking cartoon name. Cannot okay. It stays.”
“Then how come Adam could change his from that freckled thing?”
“He obviously has extra benefits.”
“Ma chow hai, i just want to change it okay! It’s a small thing la, Joyce, it’s just changing the name! Not asking you to show me your tits also@!!”
Eh there’s nothing wrong with the name KelvinTSD okay
If i remember correctly, *you’re* the one who came up with it in the first place!
I ran up to the Loft for TAG with SueThePixie and SexyCyn
Bumped into Rudy
Someone from Malacca who reads my blog came up to say hi and bought me Malibu – Thanks Joshua ;)
I think it’s cool when that happens… the saying hi i mean, not necessarily the Malibu -_-
Okay i gotta run, Adam’s picking me up in 30 minutes and i haven’t packed yet!
Tonight we party in Penang woohoo!!!
Published on 27 May 2005
Malacca in 24 Hours
LaughingLoga and i planned to take the ponies to the zoo but there wasn’t much time and i was massively hungry so went straight to Jonker Street to potter around
I kept on stopping to take pictures of random angles – i lovelovelove it cos there are so many colours and abstract shapes there!
Malacca was FREAKING HOT as expected
We didn’t even walk the whole street and WeakPussiesUs kept on stopping to drink fruit juices and erm beer heh
You should have seen how my face leapt for joy when LaughingLoga suggested
“Wanna have beer?”
Cold cold beer on a hot hot day is fucking fucking heavenly
Loga was on like some ChickenRiceFrenzy or something
We had ChickenBallRice for lunch
And then he ordered chicken rice in the hotel for dinner as well
Anyway we woke up today feeling absolutely trashed after last night
I can’t wait to see MafiaMary and give her a surprise!
*dangles pressie in front of Mary’s big eyes*
I was smacking my (large) forehead with my hands when i read how stupid RainbowGayDave is trying to convice people that men touching each other everywhere is good
-_-
Wondersluts & i partied with Dunhill
Hee hee Lisa is so cute
Here are some pics of her at the Dunhill party in Bangkok Jazz last month
I edited them damn long ago but didn’t finish up so didn’t put them up as well
Okay oKAY doing the rest to post up now too
