I *KNOW* it’s weird la…

Just came back from William’s with AdamPeterPan, AshleyTheMonkey & RainbowGayDave
Adam and Dave are getting along so well… it’s… well, scary
I saw some curry chicken stew in the fridge, being peckish and lazy, i picked a piece up with my fingers and chucked it into my mouth
And it’s not bad at all…

Now i’m just reminding myself of my friend who buys MickeyD burgers, takes them home to place in the fridge till its cold
THEN she eats them

HA, as i’m writing this, FoxyLisa (who’s in Canada right now) is telling me she prefers eating KFC cold
Maybe there’re more Closet Cold-food-eaters then i know after all!
*feels normal*

I’m supposed to have packed now but i can’t be fucked for the moment
Supposed to leave for Malacca at 9 am… which is… in 5 hours time

Cheh still so much time, lepak first la
Later sure rush though heh

I’m just going there for fun cos some friends have to go there for business and being the currently unemployed person that i am (till 1st of June anyway)
I have the liberty of running off
Can eat chicken ball rice and cendol! Plus my ponies have never been to Malacca
I can’t bring Buttersparkles this time since she already went for the car ride and to the hilton last week, so its someone else’s turn hmm who shall i bring… *puts finger on chin thoughtfully*

This will be fun
Get out of the city for awhile
I’ll catch up on my reading and writing while the others are at work
I wonder if there are any fairies in Malacca….

Anyhow, i shall get someone to guest blog for me tomorrow *semangat*

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Zaidi Turned Five

Last Monday was Zaidi’s birthday

“Hey your birthday is coming. Watcha gonna do?”
“Whoa. How you know?! I never celebrate my birthday.”
“Fairy magic.”

My memories of Zaidi would be of 
Nizwani & me chasing after him to drink with us cos he can’t hold his alco for nuts
It’s a bit pitiful cos the moment he manages to run from one of us
The other will pop up of nowhere and he’ll be like, “Shit.”
He reckons we’re both both evil fairy-believing alco-drinking madcappers

Anyway the picture below was taken after Zouk’s 1st Anniversary UrbanBaroque party
Oh yea, it was also the night i blurted utter nonsense like ‘Ashley’s favourite tree is fried chicken’

This is how we bond
Either i watch him chiowtut or vice versa

Hmm i don’t blog bout Zaidi all that often but there’s picture of him
here with a strong face
and here with a cookie on his strong face

 

 

I just thought of something. If i get diarrhea on the way to Malacca because of eating cold curry chicken… that will be so not happening. -_-

 

We Liked Marco, Oh Yes We Did.

Last Friday was Marco V @ Zouk
The best drink to buy there is their jug of  Long Island Tea
RM 60 for a jug of yummyhighheaven
Damn value

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So Much For Control

I just painted my nails GivenchySephia

LaughingLoga bitched bout work and i layaned him while concentrating on getting them even

This was a mere five hours ago and GivenchySephia is chipping already

Now it can’t be my skills because i painted two coats on

*sniffs*

 

I swear to Fairyland and beyond that i’m going to get damn fat

Was stuffed with oysters liverpate salmon turkeyham sausages hashbrowns wine lychee & strawberry martinis cremebrulee tiramisu bread&butter pudding and loads more over the weekend

Throw that with absolute lack of gym

 

And i’m going to be a FreakingFatFairy!!!

 

So i come home today telling myself, okay, i already stretched my appetite silly over the weekend so must control now

 

Then at 1 am

I go eat chicken rice supper with AshleyTheMonkey and MafiaMary

 

So much for control fark

 

 

BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

It’s already 4:30 am but i must go gym tomorrow.

Must.

Go.

Gym.

 

RyanMukati is supposed to wake me up to go together, you’d better wake me fucking hell!!!

 

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Joyce Throws A BF

*Bitch Fit

First you chuck ice down his pants

 

Twice

 

Trying to put you off, he makes me stand next to him and hugs me

When i run off to dance and drink, you tell him i’m a possessive girlfriend

 

Which i can assure myself i’m not

Girls can call/sms/chuck ice down his pants and i don’t do anything

 Then

Whoa, this is the ultimate action

 

You grab his ass WHILE *I’M* TALKING TO HIM

 

Where the fuck did you learn your manners 

This would be the part where i would stalk over and tell you off but he asked me not to do anything which made me more mad

So fine

I smoke two to cool myself off and continue dancing with a grim expression

 

I saw you standing when the lights in Velvet came back on and thought i should confirm whether or not you grabbed at him before jumping into the sea of annoyance and anger

So i went up to you and coolly asked

 

“Did you chuck ice down Adam’s pants?”

“Yeah! Do you want some? It’s fun! You gotta have some excitement!”

 

Okay fine, you’re tipsy so i’s gonna let it go

He might have made a mistake and thought you were grabbing him
 

“Did you grab his ass while i was talking to him?”

“Yeah.”

 

-_-

 

“You know. There’s a difference between fun and respect.”

 

I said it very firmly without touching you, though really, i would have loved to scratch your face, give you two tight slaps and poured whiskey on you

*imagines to self gleefully*

 

Being as flirtatious as i am

At least i have the decency not to grab at someone’s boyfriend

Even more so when they’re right there

What do you expect me to do? Laugh and grab his ass together with you? Idiot.

 

Furthermore you’re married
Perhaps your sex life is getting stale and you want to be experimental and fun
With ice? That’s so high school
Besides, doesn’t mean you have to bring it outside to strangers who don’t even know your name

 

And after all that, i overhear you saying i’m a bitch.

For what? Getting mad because you grabbed at his ass and i have no right to be mad?

Woohoo go ahead and send me to Anger Rehab, you cunt

At the same time i suggest you go read up on etiquette

 

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So Sue Me

Blar… people have been blahing me for not providing entertainment for them when they wake up and are trying to get over a hangover
or when they go into office
I have things to do too, you know…

… like laze in KL Hilton  all weekend

MafiaMary joined us last night
She scoffed strawberry pie, choc milkshake and kept on holding her tummy while saying she was awfully full after
I kept trying to chuck more creme brulee into her but she ACTUALLY REFUSED saying the sugar was gonna make her really high’

For all of you who know MafiaMary really well…
Have you actually seen her refuse sweets or happyfood?
No, right!

 

 

DramaticKim complains she doesn’t know what kind of music i listen to
-_-
So fine
I shall start posting up what i’m listening to
Last night was all about MLTR’s Played on Pepper album and Human League

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FAIRY PICTURES being published

WOOHOO!!!!

dang *points up* the font can’t go any bigger than that

 

After being wheedled by KelvinTSD and negotiating
I agreed to let him interview me and take slutty pictures for T3 magazine

No
I’m kidding
They were very decent pictures and i was fully-clothed sorry

But there are still pictures of me and fairies in April’s T3 Mag
Okay fine
They’re actually in a pullout that’s in April’s T3

Eh you know when i wrote the title above
I actually meant fairy fairy and not joyce fairy, yea…

The main bigpicture point is that

pictures of fairies in my garden

are in actual publication and circulation!

How FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?!
I’m ECSTATIC!!!
Are you ecstatic? SO AM I! Woohoo!!!

Besides those photographs, there a couple more that i took in Sabah
And some of moi
Including an atrocious one that
i don’t like and
i can’t believe you let it out on print and
i hate you for that KelvinTSD and
i don’t CARE if i call you that on my blog and how you’ll answer your kids when they ask you what TSD means next time

You can say so much cock like
Tak Sedar Diri…
The Silly Donkey…
So therE hA

The fairyinmygarden photos  are decidedly smaller
was that on purpose Kel? *gives middle finger*
Even so, i feel like i’ve conquered the world with it being there and gadgety people being forced to squint and wonder what in the world they’re looking at

And if you’re wondering why i’m only blogging bout this now
Now is MAY
(The issue is was out in was the APRIL one)
Is cos only yesterday did i get the magazine to view it for myself

But all is forgiven and i still love KelvinTSD cos he took one of my ponies out for a ride in a Mini Golf Gti last night
She couldn’t stop tittering about it all night after that, the excited dear

This was when we were leaving and i was *trying* to take a picture of  ButterSparkles on the dashboard

So we were driving down the highway at 200 kph and
i was annoying the hell out of him by taking pictures left right down up centre

I was so layan, i even brought my own CD to play in the car
The faster he drove, the louder rose the song - dynamic sensors *fuyo*

Happy tunes of The Temptations ‘My Girl’ blared out
“What the FUCK IS THIS?!!?!” he yelled over the music as i sang along loudly

Then i played Nena’s ‘99 Red Balloons’
“Seriously Joyce. What the hell are we listening to.”
“It’s damn nice! I used to hear it in Louis’  car all the time.”
“SO. Doesn’t mean Louis likes it, *i* have to like it right, fucking hell….”

After further torturing him with ‘Food Glorious Food’ from Oliver Twist,
we finally settled on My Sharona

“Ohmygod the pony almost flew out of my hand wei…!”
“Joyce. If you let that pony go, i am *not* turning back to get it. I kid you not.”

We stopped at another red light
So i put ButterSparkles to Kel’s face to take a picture

It was blur and i wasn’t satisfied so i continued holding her to his face
After a few seconds he started yelling

And you all thought *i* cursed too much *pfft*

It’s so refreshing to be an absolute PEST to friends who have had a long day at work
They lose it so dramatically, it’s really funny

We parked and i snapped some photos

Pony likes VW

MafiaMary would know the pose  

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Put A Fucking ‘Stop’ Button la tiu!!!

For once, i’m actually surfing blogs
All i usually do is write my own, read my close friend’s blogs and fuck off

And

ALL THIS MUSIC PLAYING ON BLOGS IS PISSING ME OFF

Here i am happily listening to Celine Dion’s ‘Make You Happy’
(don’t ask me why la, i just found the cd after not hearing it for 4 years)
And it gets overlaid with some annoying song i don’t want to listen to

Just makes me curse those ass bloggers and close the window
At least Shaun  has a ’stop’ button, the clever lad