Archive for May, 2005

Tuesday May 17, 2005

Today is for Aishoz!

See, i didn’t have many friends in college
Or many close friends at any rate

First year was fun tho
But then in second year is when everyone gets split up into different majors and friendships go through the test of time

Prollie cos i can’t speak Chinese and i *had* to be in this college with 80% CEs (chinese-educated)

I started college on the third day of the term cos i couldn’t get a flight back from London in time
After taking some objective english test so that they could stream us into different classes, i managed to sneak a peek at the results sheet while the lady wasn’t looking

Ohmyfuckinggod i called my dad immediately
Whispering to him in a panic, facing a corner
“What kind of college did you send me to?! I saw the scores for some english test they made me take and everyone gets an average of like, 60 over a 100!!”
“Eh , you* picked the college wut.”
“ARGHHHHHH!!!!!”

I won’t say how much i scored but really
The test reminded of a UPSR (12-year-old) English exam

Panic maximum

I’m not saying my college was bad
Quite the contrary
I feel i learnt ALOT there

It wasn’t like LUCT where you could pay your way through to pass
It was possible to fail by one fucking mark and want to bang yourself on the wall
I have absolutely no regrets going there at all

The One Academy

Back to Aishah
She was my main point of survival in my third year there
We would pass notes, laugh out loud shamelessly and bitch about our problems everyday
If you click on the calendar from Feb-Aug 2004 she’d be in the posts lot :)

This was taken last weekend when we were in Subang to prowl around the pasar malam there

That’s Aishah & her Fird

And who else would we go look for in Subang but DramaticKim

No doubt DramaticKim is awesome and effervescent indeed
And such a liar when she says she doesn’t know anything about football *kicks Kim’s leg*

As we entered his car
“Hey baby…” he crooned
“Hey you…” i said back
“….. actually… i was talking to my car….” he said slowly after staring at me for awhile

Ish
So salahs man

 

Monday May 16, 2005

 

 
My Tuesday Nights Were Holy

 

As holy as Sundays were for my mother

 

Everyone knows i was a crazyloyal Sex And The City fan

I would even GO HOME at 10:30 pm on Tuesdays nights just to catch it on HBO years ago

Joyce at home by 11?

 

That’s insane.

 

 

In fact, i would make sure i’d be able to be at home in time for the show

“What time you all going to leave?”

“9 something la…”

“Sure yea? Cos i want to watch SATC you know…”

“Yes, Joyce, i know! Tuesdays. 10:30. Just come out la! I promise i’ll fetch you back okay!”

“Okay okay.”

 

Then i’d go ballistic if i was late by even a mere two minutes

 

There *was* one time VeinsJason promised the same thing

We went to yam cha in Kepong and he superdelayed my return home

“Wait…. i want to smoke first.”

Slowly smokes

“Wait…. one more….”

Slowly smokes another

 

On the way home

“I have to drop by the petrol station.”

“For whaT?! Pump petrol later la!”

“No la. I need to pee.”

“WhAT?! Later la!”

“You want me to piss in the car is it.”

 

So we had to stop

Fucking hell *i* almost peed in my pants out of anxiety

 

As he pulls away from the his parking spot at the gas station

He stops in front of the air pump

“What are you doing?”

“Need to pump the tyres.”

“What the FUCK?! PUMP LATER LA!!!”

“The tyres damn soft la.”

“I’m going to miss my show and hate youuuu!!”

“You wouldn’t want the car to have an accident right?”

 

He then slowly  pumps each and every goddamn tyre carefully

I almost hyperventilated and died

 

Needless to say, i was late for my beloved show

I caught the last 5 minutes

Forgave him (for i started dl them before they even aired on HBO after that)

But obviously never forgot

 

He should be back from UK soon… *thoughtful plotting*

 

 


I accidentally left my mobile phone in MafiaMary’s place last night
It was refreshing not having to layan anyone and just chill at home doing my own shit

I had so many things to write just now but everything seemed to have been clouded over which seems strange as the sunshine is as bright and cheery as anything this Tuesday morn

 

Sunday May 15, 2005


MafiaMary & KinkyFairy PartyFriday

So we partied Wednesday till Saturday
“Don’t you get tired?” asks DramaticKim

Well, i definitely don’t get tired of MafiaMary

  

Friday we went for the Guiness Black Party @ Channel
Then into Atmosphere for a wee bit
Thanks to Nazrul  for the favour *winks*
Then skipped off to Poppy where LaughingLoga was (supposed to be)

Due to the fact we both* dressed like kids that night
We got our ICs checked incessantly


Ish. 


-_-

After the stupidtimeawasting raid at Poppy
LaughingLoga leisurely strode in
So smart

Andy  happened to be there as well and took pictures of us slutting

Then we ran to TwilightActionGirl at The Loft @ Zouk
We got there pretty late around 2-ish cos we got carried away

The photo above states ‘formerlyfreckled’ Adam
Cos someone damn mengada and doesn’t like his cartoon name
So from now on it’ll be…
AdamPeterPan

Hooray
*Joyce layan diri*

I sent MafiaMary a song on MSN
An ‘us’ kind of song
Another reason i love it is cos it’s on one of my favourite SATC episodes

Hot Child In The City by Nick Gilder
Okay i usually hate people posting lyrics
But just this once okay?

Danger in the shape of somethin’ wild
Stranger dressed in black, she’s a hungry child
No one knows who she is or what her name is
I don’t know where she came from or what her game is

Hot child in the city
Runnin’ wild and lookin’ pretty

So young to be loose and on her own
Young boys, they all want to take her home
She goes downtown, the boys all stop and stare
When she goes downtown, she walks like she just don’t care

 

Saturday May 14, 2005


My 7:45 Consolation

So there i go
Walking softly into the house
But alas!
Mummy walks down the stairs just as i’m keeping my shoes

0_o

Being stubborn as i am
PassedOutBen was convincing me not to snack before i sleep

But fuck it

Here i am munching joyfully
On cut-up black pepper sausages
The trick is you gotta heat them in the microwave with cheese on it
Rapidly sprinkling oregano and pepper on it
The moment it gets out

Of course…

It looks like…. dog food

-_-

But hell it taste fucking good sial

LaughingLoga.
If you happen to read this before calling me for SundayScrabble
You’d better give me an hour to get ready cos
Shite
I’ll take around that time to wake up properly….!

 

Friday May 13, 2005


Take Me With YOU!

I was watching Star Wars: Return Of The Sith
Hayden is back
And he looks badder and sexier than ever

There was this part i was admiring the way he was gallantly striding around
So hot…
So… MAN.
*pants*
As he was jumping out of his spaceshipthing
He had this angry look on his face

And i was thinking
DaYMN boy… Just take me with you into your spaceshipthing, we’ll fly off and you’ll be all happy again…

Hayden hayden hayden.
How’d you get so fly…

Time to see that MafiaMary

 

Friday May 13, 2005


Fastfastfast

Rushrushrush
I will be starting work full-time from the 15th of May
Also meaning this Monday

Finally

My parents must be relieved…
Been out 24/7 hence the cheat-blogging ie posting up writing from weeks back :p heh

Hopping to the gym  now to be measured by my trainer
I doubt there’s any difference cos even tho i’ve been working out alot
I’ve been eating heaps and heaps as well

LaughingLoga says my ass has blown up
Bastard

Tonight will be just for MafiaMary

As it has been for the past two nights
Layaning her since she’s on hols and all out to party crazy

crap

cab here ciaus