Monthly Archives: June 2005
Published on 30 June 2005
I Wanna Be A Real Boy!
Yeah
AdamPeterPan kept on chanting that upon completion of my new haircut today
Went to The Lab in Hartamas
I totally trust Rico with my hair so i didn’t even bother asking him what he’s doing
When i looked up, i was slightly taken aback by how short it is…
But i loVE IT
Not that i want to be a real boy, don’t listen to silly Adam
I like being a girl and wearing slutty tops and EvenMoreSlutty skirts
Now that i have short hair, i reckon i have to dress sluttier
Why?
Because i don’t want to be mistaken for a butch
I don’t mind being mistaken for a lesbian
But i like the GirlyGirlFemme look
So that’s why
oh crap
I gtg for food review now
Will bitch more later
Published on 29 June 2005
Is it the kuih…?
I’m feeling so slothy and slow
I’m putting it down to the stupid kuih i’ve been stuffing myself with
AGAIN
Because AdamPeterPan got his digicam flicked from his pocket in Velvet 2 weeks back
And i left some work pictures in there
So i had to do them all over again…
Most unsemangatly, i must say
My mother is nagging me because i left the switch for the microwave on
For fuck’s sake, such a small thing also must scold for damn chat long
I blast DarkByDesign that PassedOutBen burnt for me on my headphones
Damn damn damn loud
Damn damn damn layan
SICK OF KUIH
Is it just me or do i get as lazy as a typical melayu after eating all that kuih
I wanna get out of the house soon and run off to some Kylie thing and drink and have fun
Published on 29 June 2005
I Forgot
I always forget things
But anyway, i forgot i took a picture of that
HugeMotherFuckingGiantOfAllTicks
before i kept it in the basin
before my mother threw it away
So this is it on the floor
DamnFuckingGross right
I didn’t even intentionally put the baby tick there
Was just kinda stuck to the mother one -_-
When i was holding it between my fingers
I so had to refrain from going
“EEEeeeeEEEEEeeee!!!!”
And flinging it somewhere where it would prollie get lost
Then someone in my family would step on it
If that did* happen i don’t think they’d blame me
Cos who on earth would bring a huge disgusting tick into the house, right?
*i so hope my mom doesn’t read this man, or else sure kena left right centre
Published on 28 June 2005
StomachacheGodammit
First appointment of the day was to do a simple photoshoot of Izham
Who is the COO of 8tv
Who is also Adam’s boss
-_-
The chances of our work colliding… 
After that we went to meet Veronica for lunch at Rahsia
Because i was having the nice camera with me
I shall not edit the pics
One, i want to go watch tv with Adam and he might start merajuking if i go in late
Two, they look nice enough la
Telling other people on the phone that he’s busy…. spending time with mE!
I got sunshine… on a cloudy day…. when it’s cold outside… i’ve got the… wait dammit what are the lyrics again….
Testing the settings
I cheated and cropped out my large forehead though
So i look less of a freak here
Okay i know i’m cheating again
I put this up last week
Veronica is super bubbly
I like her
She’s only 18 but doesn’t act like it
Makes me feel like an old biddy
0_p
I want to go out and play…
Pic 1: Twinkle on the cheek
Pic 2: My, my what a big forehead… and it ain’t mine!
Pic 3: Grass hair…. *ouch!* okay i’ll be nice… erm beautiful ash blond hair. There.
I keep on procrastinating on spending time with my father
Everytime i do, i feel guilty and
Then get emo thinking of FaiTheMai‘s dad
Who recently passed away
Just thinking about my own father getting hurt makes me tear
So what Fai is going thru… i don’t even want to start
I went for War Of The Worlds with KelvinTSD and David
Brought along this United Nations petition for them to sign
“Hey do you have a pen?”
“No.”
“I want you to sign something… David, do you have a pen?”
“No.”
“Bloody hell!!! What kind of writers ARE you?! No pen?!”
“Eh ma hai, we TYPE okay. Do you see us writing here in the car, no! You come to the office i give you twENTY pens okay!!!”
Wah. So emo these T3 people.
Tom Cruise was sososexy when he flopped unto his bed like a brat
“So hot…” i murmured in the cinema
KelvinTSD side-looked me with slit eyes
“… not cold enough issit.”
See, so emo.
It’s just not fair that he gets to drive nice cars all the time
This week he’s reviewing a Peugeot 407 Stationwagon
I pretended to kick it and he almost kicked me for real
So emo.
Then i wanted to test the car’s speakers
And blasted the music realllllllly loud
And he yelled at little me
So emo.
What’s the point of reviewing the car if you don’t review the important parts such as the sound system as well?
Pfft
Then he emo-ed again when i passed him the wrong parking ticket and he gave the Megamall guy his office’s parking ticket
Fellow prollie thought Kel was trying to be funny
Then Kel yelled at little poor me again
Again, i’ll say it
So emo man these T3 people.
Besides that
I’m disappointed my mother threw away something i kept in the basin
-_-
It’s….
A tick i got off my poor Steven
But it’s not just ANY tick
It’s SUPER MOTHER FUCKING HUGE
I killed all the other ticks
But kept the hugemotherofall one cos erm i wanted to take a picture of it on something totally the opposite like… a piece of kuih or something
Contrast, you know?
Nevermind.
*5 minutes later*
Hmm i just went to check on AdamPeterPan
And he has fallen asleep on the bed
So cute
Yay can type more haha
My mother spoke nicely to him today
I am shocked
Appalled
Reeling
My mother is quite… expressionless most times
Especially to my friends
The few that she loves to bits are Yishyene and PassedOutBen
There
That’s it
Just those two
I don’t think she likes AshleyTheMonkey ever since we used to cut school together when we were 13
0_o
Today i was in the kitchen getting water and my ears perk up when i hear…
My mother talking really nicely and happily to AdamPeterPan
I was like
What the… Ohmygod she’s talking to him damn nicely… omgomgomgomgom
Whereupon i started walking in circles in the kitchen
Freaking out and opening and closing my mouth like a goldfish
All the time making stupid ass expressions to me and myself
Going ‘omg omg omg omg omg’
Yea…
Still in shock in a way
Published on 28 June 2005
Wow.
What a pei post…
And no, i wasn’t drunk.
0_o
Adam is sitting on my couch
Isn’t too pleased with me at the moment cos i didn’t tell him about my secret blog
Maybe this whole secret blog thing wasn’t a good idea after all
I just finished editing lotsa photos
My eyesight is getting considerably worse
And i’m putting it down to concentrating on the pc screen so much
War Of The Worlds tonight
Woohooo….
Published on 27 June 2005
What I Saw Before I Saw Again
The man sat on the couch
A particular degree facing the idiot box
Blotchy gradual tone of sephia to youngegg
Glowing deeply around
I’ve seen this before
I’ve seen this before
The fishtank frowned down at her
How disgusting of you, said it
Disapprovingly
For having fun watching the arowana snap the worm
The two boys watched intently as well
One stood
The other squatted next to her
I’ve seen this before
I’ve seen this before
The arowana snapped at the worm
Snap snap snap
Hungry arowana
The standing boy dropped another worm in
The fussy fish seemed to have lost it’s appetite
And feebly bit on the worm
They wanted to play Playstation 2
In this room with two doors perpendicular to each other
I’ve seen this before
I’ve seen this before
And i remember i remember because
I remember the doors seemed strange to me
And the light and bed played a part too
The lamp on the left made that side
Of the room green and dim and eerie
The white walls
Or were they green?
See, the light confused me
Making me think the walls were green
….
Maybe they were green
And the light is making me think the other way
So i’d think the walls are green but know it
And then go back to thinking they’re white
Oh
I’m confusing myself
I saw it all before
I saw it all before
The two heads bopping in excitement
The stark glow from the television
As a life-defying game of football plays
I don’t play PS2
Not really
Only when trapped
But i do play with my camera
Oh! The camera
Why didn’t i think of it before?
I can take pictures of this which i’m sure i saw before
Then when i see them tomorrow,
I can be sure that i DID see it all before
I’m being confusing plus complicated again
I throw up
Japanese mush on the road
The neighbours are outside, how embarrasing
But screw it
Cos at times like so
Saving face is not an option
Wibbly wobbly
You know those wibblywobbly things
Parents give their kids to box
And they’ll NEVER EVER fall down?
Yea, i am wobbling like that
Wibblywobbly
Wibblywobbly
There were bicycles with rabbit fur covering it all
It had funny handles, very unattractive
And four wheels
But four funny unattractive wheels as well
