Saturday June 25, 2005

ProjectPetalingStreet Gathering

+

Launch of Oasis

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Velvet

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Joyce & Kevin’s Marathon

 

Yes yes i shamelessly went for the Project Petaling Street gathering
Without RSVP-ing somemore

Didn’t think of going initially and when we did
We didn’t want to say  we’re going and in high probability not turn up

!

So AdamPeterPan, KinkyPugKevin and i made our way to Charlie’s Place
(near Dataran Merdeka)
We were early birds at 7:30 pm cos we had a schedule to keep to

I got really really annoyed by the service when i was there
Not just a tad annoyed
Not just okayokay annoyed
REALLY annoyed

First of all

This waiter came up to the three of us to take our order for drinks (i presume)
He asked Adam what he wanted
Glanced at Kevin and i…
Turned on his heel and walked off
All of us were like, whatthefuck?!
   

Damn rude right

Plus.
He never came back with Adam’s drink aNYWAY
-_-

We finally managed to order ten minutes later
It’s frustrating popping your head in different directions
Not to look for a waiter that’s looking at you
But just to look for a waiter

I was dying with thirst (even water la okay) by the time KinkyPugKevin and i ordered wine
AdamPeterPan’s GingerAle came after 5 minutes

See how many STUPID pictures we had to take
Because
The staff took  HALF AN HOUR to TELL US THEY RAN OUT OF WINE
Half a fucking hour to TELL US

Walau-ey

I swear to God after all the head-popping to see whether the wine was coming
(i mean, how long can they possibly take to pour the damn wine into the glass??)
After HALF AN HOUR
They tell me there is no more wine
In a restaurant like that
Not shy

I felt like throwing a BF (BitchFit) but obviously didn’t cos then,
There’d be pictures of me going ballistic on other ppl’s blogs
-_-
Just breathed in and out and ordered beer straightaway instead

Crap my sunburn from Labuan  still damn obvious

The infamous HuaiBin  was very friendly to introduce himself to us
Unfortunately, his memory isn’t very friendly
He did warn us beforehand though

I bumped into him 15 minutes later and tested him
“hA, what’s my name?”
“Erm… oh shit… i told you i have a problem with remembering names…”
“I have a problem with memory as well due to alcohol.”
“Mine is totally different substances.”
“I know.”
“… wait! I know your name! It’s Cynthia!!!”

0_o

“Fuck no! It’s not CynthiA!!!”
“Oh… oops…”

I forgave him on the spot anyway
Cos judging from his eyes and speech pattern
He is one major pei kar
Girls and boys, do not follow suit

Met NickTay, who i know has been reading my blog since way back!
I always have him in my mind as the Christian Xanga Blogger

And JoyceSuperKumQuat  who is AndyKhoThePhotographer’s gf
She’s wearing a t-shirt that my former lecturer Joseph, designed
KinkyPugKevin is also wearing a shirt from the same line that night

KinkyPugKevin surveyed the crowd
“There should be a homosexual table at PPS…”
AdamPeterPan was quick to retort
“Kevin. If there waS a gay table here, there would be you. And two girls. So in no way would that benefit you anyway!”

Kevin sighed
I laughed

The two girls he was referring to would be, who else, but Lainie  and Fip 

Our pizza came
So AdamPeterPan, KinkyPugKevin and i hauled our asses back inside
It was mediocre -_-
You can tell i don’t really fancy the place, can’t you

At time like these *points up* i feel like
Taking Adam home and hiding him in the cupboard

Met KimberlyCun whose blog i actually read
Was still attempting to take a decent picture with KimberlyCun
When AdamPeterPan came up and said KennySia wanted to meet me

Well i really wanted to meet him too
So i happily trotted down the garden to say hi

Then ThePugTheFairy&ThePan  ran off
AdamPeterPan had to go for work
And KinkyPugKevin and i went for the launch of Oasis
This new Gazebo-like bar
That’s just across Maybank on Jalan Maarof, Bangsar

I have to say their PR is damnfuckinggood
Cos there were so many familiar faces there

I figure Kevin thought i got lost
Cos i said i was just going to the loo
And took an hour to walk the way back

Lotsalotsa ppl to say hi and yadayada to on the way back heh
I think these events are a great way to catch up with friends
Without planning the lunch and dinner dates

Kinda like speed-dating

MarkGobiGBKHonSengRitaJessieKenny took Kev and i to Velvet
Blink was spinning some electrofunksomething

I love slutting to R&B
But
Oh god i so HATE Ghetto Heaven now

It’s really super ghetto and not in the good way
So rowdy
So crowded
Music abit off also

Euch

I prollie spent a total of 10 minutes inside
Before elbowing my way out scowling

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My *Lovely* Saturday At Home

Thanks to much partying on Thursday & Friday nights
I was so-so-happy to be chucked at home when AdamPeterPan went to 1U for some work promo on Sat afternoon

I went online
Ate Maggi mee
Watched Friends and laughed out loud to myself

Was going to blog and post up pics at around 3 pm
But a close GirlfriendInDistress called
I hate hearing friends cry on the phone
It makes me kancheong and want to make them stop asap

So i did what any good friend would do

I got her to come over

Fed her Malibu cocktails
Let her bitch out all her stuff
Stole my Daddy’s Kents for her to smoke
Showed her happy photographs on my pc
And erm fed her more cocktails

What?!

It was afternoon!

So erm afternoon cocktails la.

Happy Hour in my house wee heee!!!!

       
(Actually every hour is happy hour

 

Besides those activities, i was really hoping
To spend some time with my family at home
But when i’m home the whole day
Everyone miraculously disappears
-_-

I saw DaddyDearest for like, one minute
Before he bounded out the door with his golf bag
Joyce loses to golf bag
Dang

But it was all for the better i guess
Or else GirlfriendInDistress wouldn’t have been able to
Lepak here comfortably
At around 6 pm
Off she went for a family dinner and off i went
To get ready for dinner with AdamPeterPan and his mom

 

There’s always this thing about what to wear
When you see your other half’s parents
The first time i had dinner with them
I wore a NiceSweetGirl top
It’s nice wearing those once in a while
Makes me feel all angelic and virgin-like

Almost chose something of the same category today
When i thought, argh fuck it
And just went out wearing another one of my RedSluttyTops
Partly cos i’m getting chubby in the middle
….
Okay fine i’ll say it, fat
I’m getting fat in the middle
And the top i chose covered it nicely

 

TheBoyfriend’sMum was talking about what animal year we were born in
She’s a Monkey
Adam’s a golden Rat
And i’m a… Pig, heh

TheBoyfriend’sMum: What animal are you?
Me: Pig.
TBM: Pig? What’s there about Pigs, see whether the character matches or not… *thinks* Ah, Pigs don’t nag… but when they have something to say, then everything comes out, very scary.
Adam: YuP.

I slowly turn my head towards him 
Wow
So fast to reply, huh 
-_-

 

So there was my Saturday night -
Adam, his mum, wine, Friends and cuddling
(without the mum la. Haih. Abit dodgy right if so -_-

Saturday June 25, 2005

Joyce Gets Harrased

By Underaged Fucker

 

 

 

Trotting happily into the corner grocery shop near my house one hot afternoon

I spent a couple of minutes buying the same sweets i eat all time –

Hall’s Candy in Black

Its superstrongmint is great to kiss and go do… dancing! I mean go dancing with.

 

*harrumph*

 

Slotting my spare change simply into my NightmareBeforeChristmas purse

I squint patiently in the sunshine outside

Waiting for KokYew to pick me up for afternoon tea

Such is the life of an unemployed city girl

0_o

Okay la, soddof unemployed…

 

Glancing listlessly around me, i notice a fat chinese kid slugging towards me from two shophouses away

He has an innocent sad expression on his face (so i thought)

Poor fat kid, other kids his age must make fun of him

Fairy pities

 

I turn away to see whether KokYew is anyway nearby yet

Joyce can only stand so much in the sun doing nothing but pose

 

Out of the corner of my eye, i notice the FatChineseKid right next to me

 

A sleazy murmur flies into my ear

“Hey babyyyy….”

 

I whip around instantly

“Fuck you la.”

 

He slowly walks into the grocery shop

Obviously unperturbed by my annoyance and words

Prollie will go home and wank to it, the fucker

 

You know how nice sarcastic comebacks only occur to you once the oppurtunity has passed by?

Yea well that happens to me alot

Three seconds after that i wished i had said drawlingly

“You know, when you’re actually not as fat as a cow, *then* you can say that to me.”

 

But no

I couldn’t cos he’s in the shop, i’m outside and TAKKAN i walk inside just to say that to him right?

Then i’ll be so lame

 

ISH

 

*frus*

 

KokYew arrives

Yay KokYew what perfect timing
*sarcasm whistling out of every fairypore*
Now i can’t even wait till FatChineseKid comes out so i can sound him

 

I told him what happened

He replied somewhat sympathetically,

“Awww, poor Joyce, got harrased by underaged kid.”

I just growled

 

Just wait till i see him again

Honestly

 i *really hope* he tries some cheesy sexually-harrasing line again just so i can shoot my pepper spray into his disgusting brat face and see him scream

 

Saturday June 25, 2005

Joyce Gets Harrased

By Underaged Fucker

 

 

 

Trotting happily into the corner grocery shop near my house one hot afternoon

I spent a couple of minutes buying the same sweets i eat all time –

Hall’s Candy in Black

Its superstrongmint is great to kiss and go do… dancing! I mean go dancing with.

 

*harrumph*

 

Slotting my spare change simply into my NightmareBeforeChristmas purse

I squint patiently in the sunshine outside

Waiting for KokYew to pick me up for afternoon tea

Such is the life of an unemployed city girl

0_o

Okay la, soddof unemployed…

 

Glancing listlessly around me, i notice a fat chinese kid slugging towards me from two shophouses away

He has an innocent sad expression on his face (so i thought)

Poor fat kid, other kids his age must make fun of him

Fairy pities

 

I turn away to see whether KokYew is anyway nearby yet

Joyce can only stand so much in the sun doing nothing but pose

 

Out of the corner of my eye, i notice the FatChineseKid right next to me

 

A sleazy murmur flies into my ear

“Hey babyyyy….”

 

I whip around instantly

“Fuck you la.”

 

He slowly walks into the grocery shop

Obviously unperturbed by my annoyance and words

Prollie will go home and wank to it, the fucker

 

You know how nice sarcastic comebacks only occur to you once the oppurtunity has passed by?

Yea well that happens to me alot

Three seconds after that i wished i had said drawlingly

“You know, when you’re actually not as fat as a cow, *then* you can say that to me.”

 

But no

I couldn’t cos he’s in the shop, i’m outside and TAKKAN i walk inside just to say that to him right?

Then i’ll be so lame

 

ISH

 

*frus*

 

KokYew arrives

Yay KokYew what perfect timing
*sarcasm whistling out of every fairypore*
Now i can’t even wait till FatChineseKid comes out so i can sound him

 

I told him what happened

He replied somewhat sympathetically,

“Awww, poor Joyce, got harrased by underaged kid.”

I just growled

 

Just wait till i see him again

Honestly

 i *really hope* he tries some cheesy sexually-harrasing line again just so i can shoot my pepper spray into his disgusting brat face and see him scream

 

Friday June 24, 2005

wah seriously got no time to blog
waiting for cam to charge
gt get ready for the JeanPaulGaultier party in Bliss now

Pic above taken this afternoon in Rahsia while having lunch with AdamVeronicaNazree

Wednesday June 22, 2005

 
AdamPeterPan Freaks Out

KennySia just made this kick-ass quiz called

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

AdamPeterPan took it and freaked out
He smsed me immediately

“What the fuck… i take Kenny Sia’s Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?… and i get Joyce The Fairy… shit. I’m turning into a fairy”

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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I Cannot Imagine

I cannot imagine my father getting severely injured in an accident
I mean, i *can*
But it probably won’t be the same as the real thing
And even the imagination makes me emo-crazy

There seem to be alot of accidents recently
FaiTheMai, i’m deeply sorry about your dad
Ern, hope you get better after colliding head-on into a car on your motorbike and getting ten freaking stitches on your thigh
AnonymousSadBoy, thank god you’re alive after totaling your car

Can everyone be more careful PLEASE!

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The New Cool Curse…

is ‘Stu-Pid’

You know how you get influenced by particular words that are repeatedly spouted around you?
Especially if it’s by people you see often

Well i got this one from AshleyTheMonkey early this year

I can’t seem to get rid of the habit

Everytime someone makes a stupid joke, i go
“Stu-piD.”
Everytime someone takes the mickey out of me, i mutter
“Stu-piD.”
Everytime someone makes me laugh, i giggle
“Stu-piD.”

 

And now
I’ve managed to get other poor souls into saying it unwantingly

Like LaughingLoga
Instead of sputtering his more ganas “Wah ma ka chou hai”
He goes
“Stu-piD” all the time now

And KinkyPugKevin
After our rendevous in Penang, he’s at it too!
“AHAHA you’re saying stu-pid all the time now wei!”
“YEA LA! YOU LA!”
“Haha so funny”
“No it’s not funny okay. I keep on calling everyone in the office stupid now.”
“Like got no other cuss words liddat.”
“ThaT’s why.”

That was three days ago
I just got off the phone with him
After laying out our choice of parties and events
And choosing which ones to go for, he brings it up

“Eh, you know what? Besides *me* saying ‘stu-piD’ all the time, everyone in the office is starting to say it too!”
“Ohmygod, HAHA!”
“Yea. They’re blaming it on me for spreading it from one end to the other.”
“Too cool.”

 

It’s not the word itself
But the way it’s said…
Argh, you’ll see
It’s so contagious it’ll spread for sure

::: edit :::

Ahaha just checked out AshleyTheMonkey‘s blog
SEE. FaiTheMai is saying it too!

Tuesday June 21, 2005

My New Handphone!

WEEEE!!!!
I didn’t think i’d be as ecstatic as this when i get a new handphone after losing my last one

Despite what appearances may seem,
I’m not a gadgety person
Yes, i would love to have lots of those FancyTecheyThingies

But then i won’t have any money to do anything else

I didn’t get a new hp when i first lost it cos there were other bills to think about
It’s absolutely different sucking money off my father and living off my freelance paychecks since end 2004

Suddenly i don’t shop as much
*crycrycry*

When i want to buy a CertainWonderfulSomething
NeverBefore thoughts of ‘Do i REALLY need that?’
and “Remember have to pay for This&That”
pop up

Let’s see, AshleyTheMonkey used to love asking me
“Where did all your money go?”

Dentist bills
Driving school bills (yes Joyce is finally learning how to drive… soon)
Cab fare
Food
Wine

Tada
All gone

-_-

 

Eh. Wait.

Why am i even talking about this
I’m supposed to happily blar about my new handphone
See how talented i am at deviating from the subject

Anyway the first thing i did was to…

 

 

Take pictures of FAIRIES and

put it as my wallpaper!!!

Then take BACKUP pictures of fairies

for a change in wallpaper!

And pictures of Malibu as well!!!

And My Little Pony pictures for

wallpaper too!!

 

 

I called AshleyTheMonkey and told her my HappyWallpaperAcitivities
And she was like, “oo-kaY.”

Then i bounded to DaddyDearest and made him call me
So that he could hear what his ringtone sounded like
“Nice right? Hahaha, it’s supposed to be kancheong so i’m like ‘omg’ when you call”
“What is that?” *listens to plops and buzzes*

Then i forced NickMyTallBrother to admire my Fairy Wallpaper
“HeY. Look what *i* got!”  *shoves handphone into his face*
“Huh? What?”  *blur*
“See my wallpaper!”  *continues waving screen in his face*
“Ohhh.”  *gives slight grin*
“See… SEEEE!!! It’s FAI-RY WALL-PA-PER!!!!”  *voice rises up and down in drama*
“Erh, yea, i know.”  *walks away*
“Wait! WAIT!! Don’t you like it?! Isn’t it WONDERFUL?!!”
“Mh-mmm. Yup.”  *grins and walks upstairs*

Cheh
Damn tak layan man

I’s actually looking around me to make sure he doesn’t see me editing this now
Or else he won’t let me put it up
But since it’s already up then nevermind, you see