Partying in Penang Last Thursday

Coinciding with our work trip was BadBoyBen’s launch of Chic! cafe and bar
Check it out *here*

It is definitely no small feat to get a club started up
Plus giving Penangites a new set of ideas to look forward too

Congratulations, Ben! 

Ahhh it’s so nice that for once, i don’t have to think up a cartoon name for someone
Cos he’s already had his for years!

After going through some food reviews on Thursday evening
Anna, Kenny T and i pottered down Jalan Burma in Penang
To arrive fashionably not-too-late

It was Lynnzter’s birthday that night as well
And since i was carrying the goddamn heavy SLR
I became her Unofficial Birthday Photographer
Documenting how difficult it was for her to open her bottle of champagne tee hee

She FINALLY got it open
But couldn’t even spray the people who were taunting her with champagne cos they were carrying digicams
Cheaters

As for me, the moment the cork popped
I scurried away for i love the camera too much to get it drenched in alcohol
(although i love alcohol too)
Hence no snap-happy pics of Lynn shooting alcohol here

Ohmygodla
I had to be damn gangster that night and shoo guys off Anna RightLeft&Centre
Lynnzter helped as well
Anna didn’t help one bit by being more cute and thus, attracting more men

I will always think of Anna and Kenny everytime i hear
‘We Belong Together’ now

I was kinda in shock half the night
Because i’ve always seen Anna as the perfect daughter/employee/girlfriend/nice girl type

But after three cocktails, she’s partying hard
Making Kenny T and i wish we were as budgetholic

Anna is a ClosetPartyAnimal
I like.

Even after freeflow was over, BadBoyBen kept on chucking us cocktails

Never would i imagine myself in a position like this with Anna *points up*

Never.

With MafiaMary and AshleyTheMonkey,  can la…
With lotsa other girls, can la…
But with Anna…
So tak sangka man.

YuP.

Just proves to show that sometimes, making people drink will bring out the other side of them…

The tables in the cafe downstairs had kick-ass names on each of them
Like Gorgeous, Beautiful, Fabulous, Naughty, etc

Wait wait
We *are* nice girls… especially Anna
I know i can be a bit of a bitch sometimes
Just because i’m in slight awe that we *look* like nice girls doesn’t mean i’m implying we are *bad* girls

WE ARE NICE GIRLS.

Do you want to know how to check whether your friend is really really as gay gay as he says he is?
(This only applies to girls obviously, so Dave and Kevin, stop reading)

Step 1
Wait till suspect is tipsy
Step 2
Position girlfriend-in-comrade behind suspect
Step 3
Position yourself in front of suspect
Step 4
Trap unsuspecting suspect (haha that sounds funny) and try sandwiching him
Added Step
Use of licking of tongue, rubbing of tits or stroking with hands is adviced for stronger test drive.

Anna and i tried it on Kenny T
I think Lynnzter took this picture and caught on camera -
Poor Kenny T squirming uncomfortably.

i think my tongue scared Kenny

Poor Kenny
We’re sorry… kinda.

Then Lynnzter tried and he didn’t look as distraught
Either he was getting used to the torture,
My braces turned him off real bad
Or he’s just layaning the birthday girl.

Then we tried it on BadBoyBen

… who started screaming in excitement

So confirmed straight, that one.

I like this picture of Lynn

Nevermind *soothes self* that’s what my braces are for
And mighty soon,
I shall have super straight teeth!…

But Lynnzter has super straight hair… *pipes up voice in head*

Doesn’t matter! i like my new short haircut as it iS

VoiceInHead: That’s cos if it grew longer, it’ll be all hutan and thick
StrongThoughtInHead: Shut up. It was fine last time when i straightened it.
VoiceInHead: Yeah… which made your hair frizzy when new ones started growing, remember?
StrongThoughtInHead: Oh shuT uP. What difference does it make? We’re talking about straight teeth in the first place!!!
VoiceInHead: Oh yea.

I really shouldn’t blog so late slash early
Makes me go all crazy-like

omg all the girls are posing so miang
I love it haha!!!
Look at Lynnzter pose like Cindy Crawford modeling a watch
Right?!

Frostie  took AdamPeterPan and i for supper the last time we went down to Penang

Haha shit
I think Frostie will be damn careful when i party with him next time…!

Whoa
You cannot fight with tongue action between girls

Okay serious fuck
I’m damn lazy to put text on the photos already
Damn chat alot okay

Anna looking like a Little Pony
And BadBoyBen with NeatNoseHair

Theresa and Lynn

Ern and Frostie

Ish
Wassup with the peace signs wei
I damn hate that… abit jeng right
 

Wahey! AnnaClosetPartyAnimal and mE.

On the way down the stairs, there was a lightboard for us to sign on to commemorate its opening, i guess

It’s to be hung there forever and ever (so Ben said)
So you can go see it 

I signed ‘JoyceTheFairy’

Someone else really tipsy *stares meaningfully at girlfriend-in-comrade*
was scribbling ‘BadBoyBen Is Hot’ and ‘BadBoyBen Rocks!’ in every tiny space she could

*tsk tsk*

Behave, you!
Haha.

 

Xanga Is A Real

PISS-ER OFF-ER

I’m getting awfully FED UP of Xanga
Deciding that it’d be muchmuch better if i have my own domain
Who would like to design one for me?
I can’t be fucked to fiddle around html !!!
I’ll link you and drink Malibu with you

No seriously, i’m looking for someone to design one for me
Email me k

I seem to be able to log in only at certain times and most amazingly (almost always) from Adam’s place

AdamPeterPan is sick
Yes the poor thing
It’s so cute how he hides and buries himself in the midst of all his pillows and blankets
And because he’s so skinny

Sometimes i can’t tell whether he’s really there or not

Like just now

I walked into the bedroom to go to the bathroom
Stared at the typical pile of soft whathaveyous on his bed thinking to myself
Wah… really la, damn amazing man, i can’t even tell he’s not… AHHHH!!!!

I shrieked in shock cos he just stepped out of the bathroom as i was entering

So it’s one of those Unofficial Joyce’s Boyfriend Contract of Agreements you know
Boyfriend sick, Girlfriend must layan boyfriend
If Girlfriend is sick, Boyfriend is eternal slave
*raises eyebrow slyly*

I was talking to darling Smalls  online
“What are you doing there?”
“He’s sick la. So i’m doing my work here while he’s sleeping.”
“Oh. So sweet. So you’re cooking for him as well? ….. Ohmygod. Wait. You’re going to kill him.”
“Idiot. Well. I made him Milo…”

Look
It’s not like i can’t cook okay
I can when i want to
Just that everyone has SO MUCH TROUBLE IMAGINING ME COOKING
Especially bloody MafiaMary
*kabish*

I was in a jackass mood last Saturday night
Getting all comfortable clipping my nails and doing work
Didn’t feel like partying hard, no particular happening event to go to
So i erm canceled out on going to kl *heh*

Just as i was telling Adam that i would catch him later
He said he hadn’t gone to kl yet and his friend Aaron wanted to meet me
2 minutes later i was changing and wondering to myself
Wait a minute… i was SO going to stay at home. What just happened…
-_-

So Adam, Aaron and i went to Decanter in Hartamas where
Aaron and i drank ourselves silly (we used Aaron’s bday two weeks ago as an excuse)
And Adam drank Coke
-_-

I know right
Are you in shock?
Adam doesn’t drink

Not for two years
Not even wine
Not a drop of shandy even
Oh trust me, i’ve tried

Perhaps i’m compensating for all the eating and drinking that he doesn’t do

 ** Edit **

Woohoo okay you can all stop emailing now, someone i trust will make a fantabulous website offered to do it for me, so HOORAYYYYYYYY
Thanks to those who emailed me, i promise i will reply

 

I Daren’t, I Daren’t

I just got back from AdamPeterPan’s place
Since i have to meet up with the others at 5 am
I actually thought of keeping up the whole night and *then* going

But then again…

Takkan i tahan through the whole Wednesday in Penang with no rest at all the night before

Wanna die ar.

So instead he picked me up from the mafia’s place after work and i took a 2-hour nap at his place till it’s time for him to wake me up
Damn fool-proof right

My brand new loud-as-fuck alarm clock from IKEA isn’t doing its job anymore
It’s one of those old school ones with two small ear-like gongs with an annoying ringer in between

I used to throw my alarm clocks to stop it from ringing (unconsciously)
And i wouldn’t throw the EarLikeGongsClock because its face is made of glass
So this was good, you know, made me sit up and sedar a bit more

Then now, i seem to have (marvelously) developed this ability to patiently put my finger on the ringer when it’s ringing next to my ear
While i’m damn out, unconscious and sleepy somemore
I amaze myself, i really do

I can’t put the alarm clock far away so i can’t reach for it
Cos then i won’t be able to hear it

And trust me

It takes a lot of loud noise RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR to wake me up

 

Anyway

Here i am awake and blogging
The cam batts are charging
I’m sipping on spinach soup Mommy cooked
I have an hour to pack and be there *procrastinateprocrastinate*

I really should move my ass to go pack…

 

Oh i went to MafiaMary’s place for dinner
She cooked. She *is* the wifey type after all
I just brought the Malibu, juice and snacks
She was in her WinnieThePooh t-shirt and i was in my MickeyMouse one
Tee hee so cute

Someone called her on her mobile while we were at the dining table
They asked her what she was doing and she replied
“Oh, i’m drinking with Joyce…”
She put the phone down

“Eh. Why must you say drinking?? Can’t you say eating?! We’re eating wut. Or hanging out. Why must you say drinking?!”
“Hee hee hee. I dunno, it’s easier la. I just say drinking then they go ‘ohhh’ and don’t ask anymore.”
“Mmmf.”

It’s 4 am now
I really *should* go pack…
*procrastinateprocrastinate*

OHMYGOD i have a great idea… seeing i’m awake at this glorious time till 6 am, i could call AzwinAndy and give him a wake up call to go pray…

Okay la fuck i really should go pack now

*trudges off*