I *do* Have Meetings OkaY.

Okay
I’m seeing how long i can tahan
Sleeping at 3 every morning (which is early for me)
And waking up for work

No rematch last night
Drank a tad more beer and wine then i expected

I’m going to change my voicemail message

Currently
It goes something along the lines of
“Hi, you’ve reached the mailbox of Joyce Wong. I’m in a meeting right now, so if you’d bla bla bla…”

So far i’ve got some really stupid voicemails in return

My editor called and i *was* working
His voicemail was
“… Reaaaaaaaallllly…. you’re in a meeting? …. Hahaha… Call me bacccck”

-_-

Then LaughingLoga leaves me one too

“Meeting? Meeting my big black hairy balls la. Call me back.”

-_-

Ew *trying to think happy thoughts gagaga*

 

 

I owned Adam’s Ass

Literally

After blogging last night, i poofed myself into his bean bag
And played X-Box with him

We played Star Wars

He beat me in the first match
Adam was JediKnightLuke
And i was JediMasterObiWan

After that i thought it only fair i just took the same characters as him
Just to see who could play better

Adam takes Luke
Joyce takes Luke

Joyce wins

Adam takes ObiWan
Joyce takes ObiWan

Joyce wins

And ohmygod (this is where public bitching comes out)
Adam’s a sneaky bastard!
We played lotsa rounds
And there was one round he won after the first, you know why?

His apartment mate came out of his room suddenly
Being decent, i hurriedly sat up and adjusted Adam’s long football t-shirt i was wearing
Adam stopped playing as i did this (OR SO I THOUGHT)

I look at the screen FIVE SECONDS later to see…

Adam whipping the ASS out of my non-moving character

 

THE CHEEK!

 

THE SNEAKY BASTARD!!!

 

THE CHEATING

BOYFRIEND@!!!!

 

I yelled and started pressing my control buttons furiously
Trying to catch up

He won
And started going ‘hee hee hee’ in glee

-_-

W T F

Not Shy. Nevermind. Let him win.
We continued playing and i kept on winning till he got  up and said hurriedly
“Okay, you’rebetterthanmeatthis, let’splaysomethingelse.”

I kept quiet and thought, ‘okay la, anything.”

Then we played this GAY ASS cartoon game
Where he didn’t exactly tell me what the controls are
And beat the total crap out of me 6 games in a row

Whereupon he started dancing in glee

Come on, baby
Star Wars versus GAY ASS CARTOON game?

Admit it

I owned you. Big time.

AND THEN

This morning, i come into work
And we start arguing on MSN about who’s better

Tonight.
Rematch.

Bring it on.

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Lunch Break and Honeydew

Joyce is officially on diet
For all you people who keep on giving me annoying looks and that i’m thin bla bla bla
Just fuck off la okay

I’m small-boned
So i look skinny with clothes that hide my tummy fats
Plus i know how to dress and cover it up well (i hope)

I want to eat less, let me eat less la
Not like i’m asking you to eat less also

I went for a pretty big Chinese family dinner last night
Four families in all

My mother said i’m fatter then her now
My mother
That. Is the ultimate lowdown.

She was wearing tight black jeans, a fuchsia slashed black top and fushia high heels
I, her daughter
Was wearing a loose bohemian top, blue jeans and matching gold flats

Who’s the auntie now i ask you?
(pics will be up later tonight)