Squeaking With Glee*
Taking a leisurely stroll down my road
I saw flowers a-peeking at me
Begging me to take pictures of them
Till they were squeaking with glee
Don’t Fuck With The Feng Shui
Daddy and I have short quaint conversations
Usually with him trying to be funny and me protesting
Like just recently, he jovially suggested to me
“Hey why don’t you move out? Then i can rent out your room.”
“WhAT?@”
“You barely stay at home anyway!”
“Then where will all my stuff go!!!”
“Put in the hallway la.”
“hA. As if you’d do that, then your feng shui will be all screwed up.”
“…. nevermind can get money from renting out your room.”
Hah. There was slight hesitation.
My father won’t fuck with his feng shui wan.
Yay i win.
A Little Bit ‘O Bread
and NO CHEESE!
That line has been repeating in my head repetitively the whole day
That’s just weird
Then again, some people say i’m weird
I’s reading GQ in the office today
And there was this line that really amused me
Parts of the restaurant were made out of 2,500 year-old wood. And i guess that’s what 2,500 year-old trees aspire to become - doors.
It just struck me as tragic and funny at the same time.
As you can tell i’m just rambling for the moment
I don’t have any photoshoots today and am just reading magazines in the office
GQ tends to make me sarcastic, snobby and find fault with everything (no matter how miniscule) around me
Vogue tends to make me jaded and want every goddamn artsy fashionable glittery and expensive thing existing.
Want to be famous.
Want to be revered.
Want the perfect skin-toned body.
Want the perfect dermatologist.
Want e v e r y t h i n g.
Want want want.
Then again they also remind (and inspire) me of certain ThingsToDo that i’ve tucked away due to procrastination - the evil root of slowing down success
Like organize personal experimental photoshoots
And start painting again (which i haven’t done for so long i think it’ll all come out blobby now)
Read all my HalfWayRead books
More Pies
AdamPeterPan is still calling me porkpie
I have gotten used to it as a loving nickname *self consoling*
He broke into a chant the other day
“Porkpie!… Mushroom Pie!… Chicken Pie!…”
“Oi… want to sleep alone tonight is it.” I steelily interrupted
“…… no.” *small voice*
i was just thinking of the same thing.
need to organize experimental photos.
my portfolio is lacking substance.
alright…. so whenarewe whenarewe whenarewe?!?!?
call me up ya.
i was just thinking of the same thing.
need to organize experimental photos.
my portfolio is lacking substance.
alright…. so whenarewe whenarewe whenarewe?!?!?
call me up ya.
porkpie? hahaha… that’s not as bad as porkchop.
porkpie? hahaha… that’s not as bad as porkchop.
Beef pie?
What?! NO CHEESE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! O.O
Beef pie?
What?! NO CHEESE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! O.O
Hahaha my dad digs geomancy tooo! There was this once, the guy said we had to sprinkle raw rice all over the house!! Manz and we had to leave it as it was for like 3 days… gosh, dat was sick. My mom thinks house to me is like a motel… cus when Im attached, Im not home, and when Im single.. Im home everyday~ hahaha. I see da words bread and pies.. now Im hungry.. gotta go make dinner~
Hahaha my dad digs geomancy tooo! There was this once, the guy said we had to sprinkle raw rice all over the house!! Manz and we had to leave it as it was for like 3 days… gosh, dat was sick. My mom thinks house to me is like a motel… cus when Im attached, Im not home, and when Im single.. Im home everyday~ hahaha. I see da words bread and pies.. now Im hungry.. gotta go make dinner~
hahahaha… porkpie… funny!
hahahaha… porkpie… funny!
the best colour coordinationz comes from god. but the best photoshop effects comes from joyce. hehz. luv those butterfliez and flower thingy you added!
the best colour coordinationz comes from god. but the best photoshop effects comes from joyce. hehz. luv those butterfliez and flower thingy you added!
HAHAHAHAHHA
really kena adam back that one
HAHAHAHAHHA
really kena adam back that one
i hunch when i walk.. and my catwalk sucks.. i look a lil tomboyish when i walk.. doesnt look feminine.. get what i mean?
*sweating*
the way i walk will lead me to major embarrassment.. so said the coordinator.. lol.. ishhkk.. i need to learn how to catwalk.. cos i have no experience before this.. no training no nothing.. sighhh.. trying to work on it now.. they’ll be having grooming class for me.. but i dun think that;s enough though…need to brush it up myself.. dun u think?
i hunch when i walk.. and my catwalk sucks.. i look a lil tomboyish when i walk.. doesnt look feminine.. get what i mean?
*sweating*
the way i walk will lead me to major embarrassment.. so said the coordinator.. lol.. ishhkk.. i need to learn how to catwalk.. cos i have no experience before this.. no training no nothing.. sighhh.. trying to work on it now.. they’ll be having grooming class for me.. but i dun think that;s enough though…need to brush it up myself.. dun u think?
Magazines make me want things I dont need.
Magazines make me want things I dont need.
aishoz: yea… what happened to all our ambitious ideas…!
shaun: perhaps porkpie *is* the new porkchop!
lynnzter: oh yea…. CHEESEEEEEEE… cheesy wedges… mmm crap now you’re making me greedy in the office
thesaripartygirl: raw rice is abit muCH man…! 0_o
jellypixie: i miss TAG
nightstar: haha thanks
lainey: :p tee hee yup yup!
aishoz: yea… what happened to all our ambitious ideas…!
shaun: perhaps porkpie *is* the new porkchop!
lynnzter: oh yea…. CHEESEEEEEEE… cheesy wedges… mmm crap now you’re making me greedy in the office
thesaripartygirl: raw rice is abit muCH man…! 0_o
jellypixie: i miss TAG
nightstar: haha thanks
lainey: :p tee hee yup yup!
Me and Yuri just saw two ponies and two fairy pictures in this little magazine we stole from Coffee Bean today…
Me and Yuri just saw two ponies and two fairy pictures in this little magazine we stole from Coffee Bean today…
Beautiful pics as usual and they are gorgeous flowers..pork pie ok la…Some ex used to call me piglet and some other stuff I can’t remember
Beautiful pics as usual and they are gorgeous flowers..pork pie ok la…Some ex used to call me piglet and some other stuff I can’t remember
josh: oi stop stealing them! leave them there! haha….
cyn: yeah. i should come up with a whole load of ego-blasting names for gfs to use on bfs.. !
josh: oi stop stealing them! leave them there! haha….
cyn: yeah. i should come up with a whole load of ego-blasting names for gfs to use on bfs.. !
Hallo joyce, your photos are fucking excellent. What camera are you using? *kowtow*
Hallo joyce, your photos are fucking excellent. What camera are you using? *kowtow*
“Taking a leisurely stroll down my road
I saw flowers a-peeking at me
Begging me to take pictures of them
Till they were squeaking with glee”
sounds like the flowers are as vain as you joyce XD
“Taking a leisurely stroll down my road
I saw flowers a-peeking at me
Begging me to take pictures of them
Till they were squeaking with glee”
sounds like the flowers are as vain as you joyce XD
fuzzynerd: actually those were taken with a digicam
seriously, there’s a reason why all digicams are so ex, read the manual!
dnamight: bEEATCHHHH lol
fuzzynerd: actually those were taken with a digicam
seriously, there’s a reason why all digicams are so ex, read the manual!
dnamight: bEEATCHHHH lol
hey.i came across your site tru a friend and the pics you take are awesome.and the way u decorate them too.how u do it?
hey.i came across your site tru a friend and the pics you take are awesome.and the way u decorate them too.how u do it?