My Condolences To Xiaxue

Xiaxue got hacked
Imagining me losing all my posts and writing and photos and memories is devastating enough
Confirm i cannot remember all the things that happened to me  0_o alco memory all
So what happened to her has instilled fear into my fairy heart
To go save my writing…!

What Would You Name Your Kid?

AdamPeterPan and I were having a random conversation

“Mare said she’ll name her kid after me.” Adam proclaimed proudly
“Jeez, I’d never name my kid Adam.”

I had always preferred the name Lucas or Tristan.
He stared at me.
I wondered what for.

“Well you definitely *can’t* name your kid Adam if you had one with me.”

This is the type of sentence that makes me stone *and* want to run
for the hills, screaming at the same time.

“Urm haha…”
“Or. We could call our kid AJ.”
“AJ?! That’s just stupid!!!”

I told KelvinTSD about Adam’s idea on HowToNameYourKid and he joined in the fun
“Imagine, me and Liz back then. Then what, our kid ought to be named KL ar?!!?”

I snickered.
He continued ranting.
KelvinTSD is such a ranter.

This was all on MSN btw and below is how it went between JoyceTheFairy
and KelvinTSD:

Imagine if you and i were to hook up and i ended up shotgunning the
both of us to HamKaChan land. We’d then call our kids KJ then we’ll
move to KJ (Kelana Jaya) and i’ll make endless fun of him
Or JK? JK Rowling… bleargh haha. Maybe the stars would have it right
and our kid will end up FUCKING FILTHY RICH. Then we can live on
Malibu Island and drink happily ever after!
You’re forgetting the mindless sex
Omg you know what. Some FUCKER yuck yuck yuck added me on msn from my
blog, and his name was adrian (on his email) and i thought it was
someone i knew
Omg i can see what’s coming
So i asked him which adrian are you and he sent me a picture of him
masturbating instead. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ROFLROFL
*traumatised* It’s noT FUNNY
It is to me! BwhaAAHAHahahaA 
oh dear god, that was good
-_- again. that was not funny at all.
i don’t know hoW you can actually make me laugh at this
So, your online persona and face grants you the priviledge of having
men wanking off to your pix
ew.
ewewew
Hold that masturbation thought, time for lunch
i’m actually considering of doing the same thing too. weird
-_- masturbate? now?
can’t you just maintain till afTER work?
jesus
yeah. hang on, just need to load up your blog…
goddammit why u have pictures of flowers on your blog wan
nice wut
not what i had in mind
flowers are happy

Actually you know what
I think our conversation in the beginning was pretty amusing as well
It started off with me pasting a link for him

Postsecret.blogspot.com, go see
ah yes
i’m a regular to this site
gets the mind thinking
no wonder you’re so screwed up
hee hee
you’re not all that different actually
unfortunately, most of it stems from a case of repressed narcisism and
oppressed hatred
heh
my damn room aircon is a bit psycho today. no matter how high i turn
the temp up to, it always goes back to 16 degrees. as such i now have
frozen balls
i wore a too-tight red thong and it keeps on getting up my ass on the
office chair. damn annoying
consider going commando. it’s a liberating experience
not with a skirt dammit. oh wait. i havE done that before… damn long ago
wish i knew you back then
oh well
long gone are the adventurous days
why do women go commando anyway? was it for the thrill?
hmm, i think it was more to thrill the boyfriend!
i mean, its nowhere near as thrilling as say, me going to office
without my undies. i mean, who’s gonna know
yucK
free testicles equals healthy sperm
So you want to have a kid now la
i’m still a kid, i cant possibly have one yet
heehee i’m definitely still a kid! Can you imagine mE with a kid???
0_o i might break him/her
Oh, i can so imagine you with a kid. You’d have cook-outs in the back,
telling your kids about life while the both of you sip down on malibu
and play with my little pony
i wouldnt worry so much about breaking them, so much as breaking the ponies
lol shaddup, i’m giggling in the office
Just imagine, AlcoholicWong, only this time its you and your kid.
Christ, he/she’s gonna have a liver of stone by the time he/she
reaches puberty
“Sex? Who the fuck needs it? i drink hard liquor with my mom on a good day!”
I’d be carted off to court idiot
And i’ll be on the stand testifying for you la sayang
i may not undertsand your sick obsessions, but at least i’ll help get
you out of jailtime
SO gonna write about this man
Oh fuck no you’re not
Why not? it’s funny!!!!
Goddamit you ar everything also wanna blog. Ok la fine, its not like i
get a lot of air time anyway
Seriously, when i was reading Faces July issue while munching and i
read your profile description, i almost choked. Did you really have
to put your pony there
lol
i told my friend, she’s laughing too
i didn’t have a picture! anad they were rushing me for it!
and i was in adam’s place and the only okay one of me was of me lying
on the bed with the pony next to my face….