I promised i’d put this up

And Here It Is!!!!

How PassedOutBen CAME TO BE

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

*evil fairy laughter*

Now everyone can be enlightened on how your nickname came to be
I’m just so nice

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The Ex’s Birthday Is A-Coming

I was wondering to myself what i should get for AaronExSlut
Or whether i should get anything in the first place

Is a card okay?
Is it enough?
Maybe i should make him one then it’s more meaningful
What if he looks at it and chucks it into some lost hole in his room?
Should i get him a present?
Yeah i should get him a present
Hmm i don’t think he’d get mE a present when my birthday comes
Bah don’t be a bitch and calculate like that
Okay okay get him something
Something big or something small?
Fuck la what to get him…

*Ponder ponder ponder*

Then i saw him online and started chatting
And it struck me that i should just take him out for dinner

1. It would be a first. Heh.
2. We’d be able to spend some time talking to each other which i’d love
3. I *did* mention before that i would take him for dinner once i started working

So i asked him
let me take you out for dinner? i think we settled on that last time when i said i’m going to start working

He replied
thats usually my line.. now i know how it feels like when someone wants to get into your pants

Wah. I’s talking about dinner wei
I guess he’s been asking alot of girls out to dinner

So i impulsively typed
-_- walau. i can assure you i’m not trying to get into your pants… Been there done that.

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IC Please!

Goddammit!

Not again.

I figure the older i get, the younger i try to dress.
As i cock my head to one side, observing the other girls milling outside Zouk,
My cousin Smalls, comes to mind.
She’s three years younger then i am
But the last few times i met her at Zouk
She’s looking really elegant and grown-up

And there i stood in my little red skirt and sneakers
Looking like Little Red Slutting Hood

Got told there might be a raid
So LaughingLoga, SmallInCertainAspectsJose and i left for Cream

I was being very domestic last night
AdamPeterPan came to pick me up after his work at 1 am
Whereupon i went home and we cleaned the apartment till 5 am

0_o

Yes.

The apartment is finally clean.

I can actually SEE the furniture
MafiaMary, if you thought *my* room was horrible

omfg you would have just die-ded there
I swept the place twice
Mopped it thrice
Adam sorted out all his shit

Imagine me… KinkyBlueFairy cleaning floors instead of partying in the wee hours of the night

What has the world come to

Tonight i shall be RainbowHappy and see how the relaunch of Liquid goes
Maybe there’ll be some hot lesbians there
And Adam is at work *evil chuckle*