Monday July 25, 2005
fuck man. i just wrote damn long and xanga decided to eat it before i could ‘select all’ and copy.
BAH
Monthly Archives: July 2005
Sunday July 24, 2005
Yes. No postings all weekend cos i’m too busy having a blast hee hee
Thanks to DreamerCyn and SueThePixie for being absolute sweethearts on Friday night
*mwah* *mwah*
“Boys are dumb.”
So SueThePixie says when i was having a lover’s tiff with Adam
So cute coming from a small girl.
Friday July 22, 2005
I promised i’d put this up
And Here It Is!!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
*evil fairy laughter*
Now everyone can be enlightened on how your nickname came to be
I’m just so nice
The Ex’s Birthday Is A-Coming
I was wondering to myself what i should get for AaronExSlut
Or whether i should get anything in the first place
Is a card okay?
Is it enough?
Maybe i should make him one then it’s more meaningful
What if he looks at it and chucks it into some lost hole in his room?
Should i get him a present?
Yeah i should get him a present
Hmm i don’t think he’d get mE a present when my birthday comes
Bah don’t be a bitch and calculate like that
Okay okay get him something
Something big or something small?
Fuck la what to get him…
*Ponder ponder ponder*
Then i saw him online and started chatting
And it struck me that i should just take him out for dinner
1. It would be a first. Heh.
2. We’d be able to spend some time talking to each other which i’d love
3. I *did* mention before that i would take him for dinner once i started working
So i asked him
let me take you out for dinner? i think we settled on that last time when i said i’m going to start working
Wah. I’s talking about dinner wei
I guess he’s been asking alot of girls out to dinner
So i impulsively typed
-_- walau. i can assure you i’m not trying to get into your pants… Been there done that.
IC Please!
Goddammit!
Not again.
I figure the older i get, the younger i try to dress.
As i cock my head to one side, observing the other girls milling outside Zouk,
My cousin Smalls, comes to mind.
She’s three years younger then i am
But the last few times i met her at Zouk
She’s looking really elegant and grown-up
And there i stood in my little red skirt and sneakers
Looking like Little Red Slutting Hood
Got told there might be a raid
So LaughingLoga, SmallInCertainAspectsJose and i left for Cream
I was being very domestic last night
AdamPeterPan came to pick me up after his work at 1 am
Whereupon i went home and we cleaned the apartment till 5 am
0_o
Yes.
The apartment is finally clean.
I can actually SEE the furniture
MafiaMary, if you thought *my* room was horrible
omfg you would have just die-ded there
I swept the place twice
Mopped it thrice
Adam sorted out all his shit
Imagine me… KinkyBlueFairy cleaning floors instead of partying in the wee hours of the night
What has the world come to
Tonight i shall be RainbowHappy and see how the relaunch of Liquid goes
Maybe there’ll be some hot lesbians there
And Adam is at work *evil chuckle*
Thursday July 21, 2005
My Condolences To Xiaxue
Xiaxue got hacked
Imagining me losing all my posts and writing and photos and memories is devastating enough
Confirm i cannot remember all the things that happened to me 0_o alco memory all
So what happened to her has instilled fear into my fairy heart
To go save my writing…!
What Would You Name Your Kid?
AdamPeterPan and I were having a random conversation
“Mare said she’ll name her kid after me.” Adam proclaimed proudly
“Jeez, I’d never name my kid Adam.”
I had always preferred the name Lucas or Tristan.
He stared at me.
I wondered what for.
“Well you definitely *can’t* name your kid Adam if you had one with me.”
This is the type of sentence that makes me stone *and* want to run
for the hills, screaming at the same time.
“Urm haha…”
“Or. We could call our kid AJ.”
“AJ?! That’s just stupid!!!”
I told KelvinTSD about Adam’s idea on HowToNameYourKid and he joined in the fun
“Imagine, me and Liz back then. Then what, our kid ought to be named KL ar?!!?”
I snickered.
He continued ranting.
KelvinTSD is such a ranter.
This was all on MSN btw and below is how it went between JoyceTheFairy
and KelvinTSD:
Imagine if you and i were to hook up and i ended up shotgunning the
both of us to HamKaChan land. We’d then call our kids KJ then we’ll
move to KJ (Kelana Jaya) and i’ll make endless fun of him
Or JK? JK Rowling… bleargh haha. Maybe the stars would have it right
and our kid will end up FUCKING FILTHY RICH. Then we can live on
Malibu Island and drink happily ever after!
You’re forgetting the mindless sex
Omg you know what. Some FUCKER yuck yuck yuck added me on msn from my
blog, and his name was adrian (on his email) and i thought it was
someone i knew
Omg i can see what’s coming
So i asked him which adrian are you and he sent me a picture of him
masturbating instead. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ROFLROFL
*traumatised* It’s noT FUNNY
It is to me! BwhaAAHAHahahaA
oh dear god, that was good
-_- again. that was not funny at all.
i don’t know hoW you can actually make me laugh at this
So, your online persona and face grants you the priviledge of having
men wanking off to your pix
ew.
ewewew
Hold that masturbation thought, time for lunch
i’m actually considering of doing the same thing too. weird
-_- masturbate? now?
can’t you just maintain till afTER work?
jesus
yeah. hang on, just need to load up your blog…
goddammit why u have pictures of flowers on your blog wan
nice wut
not what i had in mind
flowers are happy
Actually you know what
I think our conversation in the beginning was pretty amusing as well
It started off with me pasting a link for him
Postsecret.blogspot.com, go see
ah yes
i’m a regular to this site
gets the mind thinking
no wonder you’re so screwed up
hee hee
you’re not all that different actually
unfortunately, most of it stems from a case of repressed narcisism and
oppressed hatred
heh
my damn room aircon is a bit psycho today. no matter how high i turn
the temp up to, it always goes back to 16 degrees. as such i now have
frozen balls
i wore a too-tight red thong and it keeps on getting up my ass on the
office chair. damn annoying
consider going commando. it’s a liberating experience
not with a skirt dammit. oh wait. i havE done that before… damn long ago
wish i knew you back then
oh well
long gone are the adventurous days
why do women go commando anyway? was it for the thrill?
hmm, i think it was more to thrill the boyfriend!
i mean, its nowhere near as thrilling as say, me going to office
without my undies. i mean, who’s gonna know
yucK
free testicles equals healthy sperm
So you want to have a kid now la
i’m still a kid, i cant possibly have one yet
heehee i’m definitely still a kid! Can you imagine mE with a kid???
0_o i might break him/her
Oh, i can so imagine you with a kid. You’d have cook-outs in the back,
telling your kids about life while the both of you sip down on malibu
and play with my little pony
i wouldnt worry so much about breaking them, so much as breaking the ponies
lol shaddup, i’m giggling in the office
Just imagine, AlcoholicWong, only this time its you and your kid.
Christ, he/she’s gonna have a liver of stone by the time he/she
reaches puberty
“Sex? Who the fuck needs it? i drink hard liquor with my mom on a good day!”
I’d be carted off to court idiot
And i’ll be on the stand testifying for you la sayang
i may not undertsand your sick obsessions, but at least i’ll help get
you out of jailtime
SO gonna write about this man
Oh fuck no you’re not
Why not? it’s funny!!!!
Goddamit you ar everything also wanna blog. Ok la fine, its not like i
get a lot of air time anyway
Seriously, when i was reading Faces July issue while munching and i
read your profile description, i almost choked. Did you really have
to put your pony there
lol
i told my friend, she’s laughing too
i didn’t have a picture! anad they were rushing me for it!
and i was in adam’s place and the only okay one of me was of me lying
on the bed with the pony next to my face….
Wednesday July 20, 2005
Squeaking With Glee*
Taking a leisurely stroll down my road
I saw flowers a-peeking at me
Begging me to take pictures of them
Till they were squeaking with glee
Don’t Fuck With The Feng Shui
Daddy and I have short quaint conversations
Usually with him trying to be funny and me protesting
Like just recently, he jovially suggested to me
“Hey why don’t you move out? Then i can rent out your room.”
“WhAT?@”
“You barely stay at home anyway!”
“Then where will all my stuff go!!!”
“Put in the hallway la.”
“hA. As if you’d do that, then your feng shui will be all screwed up.”
“…. nevermind can get money from renting out your room.”
Hah. There was slight hesitation.
My father won’t fuck with his feng shui wan.
Yay i win.
A Little Bit ‘O Bread
and NO CHEESE!
That line has been repeating in my head repetitively the whole day
That’s just weird
Then again, some people say i’m weird
I’s reading GQ in the office today
And there was this line that really amused me
Parts of the restaurant were made out of 2,500 year-old wood. And i guess that’s what 2,500 year-old trees aspire to become – doors.
It just struck me as tragic and funny at the same time.
As you can tell i’m just rambling for the moment
I don’t have any photoshoots today and am just reading magazines in the office
GQ tends to make me sarcastic, snobby and find fault with everything (no matter how miniscule) around me
Vogue tends to make me jaded and want every goddamn artsy fashionable glittery and expensive thing existing.
Want to be famous.
Want to be revered.
Want the perfect skin-toned body.
Want the perfect dermatologist.
Want e v e r y t h i n g.
Want want want.
Then again they also remind (and inspire) me of certain ThingsToDo that i’ve tucked away due to procrastination - the evil root of slowing down success
Like organize personal experimental photoshoots
And start painting again (which i haven’t done for so long i think it’ll all come out blobby now)
Read all my HalfWayRead books
More Pies
AdamPeterPan is still calling me porkpie
I have gotten used to it as a loving nickname *self consoling*
He broke into a chant the other day
“Porkpie!… Mushroom Pie!… Chicken Pie!…”
“Oi… want to sleep alone tonight is it.” I steelily interrupted
“…… no.” *small voice*
Tuesday July 19, 2005
Everyone Loves Shannon
Okay okay i know all the photos from the World Rainforest Musicfest are coming up super late
Shannon plays Celtic music and hails from Poland
They were an obvious favourite with a number of the audience throughout the whole festival
Just looking at him gave me neck ache…
“Don’t Blog Bout Me Kay.”
I went to watch the premier of The Island just now with ACertainSomeone
First he was hiding from someone else before the movie
I didn’t question his motives and let him play hide and seek as i watched in amusement
He was still playing hide and seek after the movie
So much so that i had to line up by myself to get back both our electronic devices
Security was pretty strict, i had to give in my mobile phone, PDA and digicam *plus* the had guards standing next to us during the movie
Yay free movie for guards
-_-
Such a gentleman
ThatCertainSomeone theN explained why he was hiding when we were in the carpark
“Eh sorry la… i’m scared she sees you la, then she’s such a big mouth will go tell Deepak (i’m just using a fake name obviously. And Deepak is a funny name) that i was out with you.”
Obviously he sort of likes Deepak
But anyway, i was like
“Oh… say so la. Why so stress. Me only what.”
“No man… dangerous.”
-_-
After i started shouting the girl’s name in the carpark
And he tried shushing me while i got stomach pains of laughter
He asked for another favour
“Eh… got one more favour to ask you.”
“Yup, what.”
“Don’t blog i went for movie with you kay.”
-_-
Too much man some people.
