Archive for July, 2005

Wednesday July 13, 2005


Filtering Like Fuck*

I’m taking ages *just to* filter through the photographs i took last weekend to post them up
This is taking DAMN CHAT FUCKING LONG so you can imagine how many there are!!!
So tonight
I won’t sleep at Adam’s
And blog instead


I just guest-blogged on PassedOutBen’s blog


So. Cannot. Make. It. Dot. Com.

I’m back to that position of juggling time between
Work, boyfriend, family, friends, blogging, chores
And i’m only getting half of that done hand-in-hand with very little sleep

I really really wanted to edit the kuching pics last night
But i finished work at 11:30 pm again
Saw PassedOutBen and AdamPeterPan
And didn’t have energy to blog

So cannot make it dot com

I’m to watch FantasticFour  with Adam tonight
Just as he bought the tix this morning
EditorIan gives me two passes for it
-_-
The irony

So i’m giving it to AshleyTheMonkey and MafiaMary

KinkyPugKevin sent me this damn off sms yesterday:

The pug is tired and starts thinking of alcohol which leads me to missing you. Aww…

>_<   oi


 

Ants In My Pants

Yesterday i felt a sharp dot of pain on my bum
While having a conversation with someone in the office
Restraining from yelping out loud in pain and hopping
I ran into the bathroom to inspect my injury

… and found a giant red ant taking a happy stroll in my panties

0_o

Ants in my pants?! Wtf
Not funny man
Do you know how very the painfuls red ant bites are…
Whatmore on such sensitive areas
How the hell did it even get there?!

See even the ants wanna get in my pants

 

Tuesday July 12, 2005


Currently Inactive

It was pretty busy this morning till afternoon in the office
I was doing a simple product shoot of clothes we loaned from
DKNY, A/X, Levi’s (Levi’s Ashley! Levi’s!!!!)

Repeat -

Loaned.

 

It’s a bit sad cos then i finger the ones that i fancy lovingly
Jolted out of daydreams when i look at the price tags
Ooer that’s a quarter of my pay, can die

I stood on a glass table to take aerial shots of them
Not sure if this is how they do it in other places but fine i’m being pariah
Hoping that the glass table wouldn’t suddenly shatter under my new-found beer weight
:p

So there i stood in my Cartoon Manchester United socks
From the children’s section of Marks & Spencer’s
Trying not to topple over comically

Last night Su from Cleo sat on my left at the dinner
She’s absolutely right saying that she shops more after working regarding fashion all day

I’m so tempted to go shopping now

No joyce. Go home. Go home and edit pictures

*bawls*

 

Monday July 11, 2005

Hi Little Porkpie

That’s what AdamPeterPan has been calling me since i got back
I guess drinking beer non-stop for three days gives you a little something extra to bring home and remember by
0_o

Posting up a few pics then going to crash

My stupid AirAsia flight was delayed by an hour on Thurs night
By the time i touched down at 2 am
Sharon and Sarah were dying

The first thing i ate the next morning was kueh chap *points up*
Nyum nyummmm
It’s a whole galabazoo of pork innards
*pants*

AndyKho and i before entering the cultural village on the first day
He lent me his lovely wide-angle telephoto lens
*big grin*

A few things caused the whole lot of us to be late for half the workshops on Friday
Thus
I’m so short and this is the only pic i could take
-_-

I got introduced by Andy to Fiona and Alan
Who ironically know Adam’s friends
Small small small world it is!

Fiona and i bonded immediately because her favourite drink is Malibu too!
So henceforth she will be knighted FionaMalibu :)

Rina, Eddy and iforgothisname *oh it’s Gene, Eddy told me* waiting for the sun to set

Urm a senget sunset

Obviously there are a whole fuck more pictures
But i really don’t have the time to edit and put them up now

This afternoon, EditorIan stepped out of a meeting
“What are you doing here?”
“I thought i had to take pictures for something urgently?”
“Go back and rest la, take it tomorrow”

Yay

So i went home to pass out
But not for long

Because in the midst of my coma
I got a call saying i had to go for some launch at Westin

Walau

Almost killed myself waking up, putting on make up, dressing and chucking myself there

 

Monday July 11, 2005

SuperFairy

I’m BACK in kl!
Missed AdamPeterPan even though i was having a blast in Kuching
Catwalked into the arrival hall
today to see him posing in RainbowGayDave’s sunnies
First mutter to escape my lips was, “argh posER.”

I haven’t even gone home yet
Came to the office straight away
Where i’m just waiting for some product shoot thingamajig

 

So many things happened in the World Rainforest Music Festival i don’t know where to start!

Imagine three days of constant running around
Dancing
Being hypnotized by music
Taking photographs
And drinking

And it doesn’t even end there…

*thinks slowly what to talk about first*

 

Thursday July 7, 2005

This will be left at the top for awhile
So scroll down, you.

If you can’t go for the Rainforest Musicfest like me this weekend
Then i suggest you go for something harder

Afterglow presents

BAXX Hard Dance Therapy

XILE :  Groove Syndicate
AVX : Bass Agents
DIDJITAL : Bass Agents
vs XT-ACID : Bass Agents
DJ LEARN : Darkraverz   Heineken Thirst 2005 Finalist

Admission: RM 25 (presale) RM 30 (at the door)
Venue: Forum, Hartamas
Date: Fri 8th July 2005
Time: 9-3 am

www.bassagents.com
www.rollingeye.com

If i wasn’t going to Kuching
Confuckingfirm i’d go for this

For presale tix, PassedOutBen’s number is there
If it’s too tiny for your old eyes
Here you go
012 3030622


Monkeys Are Scary

Yes They Are


This is why  i try never to make AshleyTheMonkey angry at me
Very the scary
I have to admit she has the patience of a nun
Throughout her entire relationship with FaiTheMai
This troublemaker girl has always managed to baffle me with her antics
Oh well, even nuns lose patience after awhile

I actually came back home during lunch hour (so sad)
To pack before going to Ampang to take photos
And then back to office
And then back home for a tad
And then rushing to airport

Trying to take a chill pill by
Listening to Modest Mouse’s Blame It On The Tetons while
Eating pistachio ice cream… nyum nyum


 

 

Panics Sial

I know there isn’t such a word as ‘panics’
Thanks to AaronExSlut, it’s stuck with me
-_-

I got a phonecall from AirAsia saying my payment for my air ticket didn’t go through
I booked the flight using my Mastercard a week ago
And noW you’re telling me it didn’t go through!?
*sucks in more breath to start screaming*

First thing i did was freak out and ask
“Ohmygod you didn’t give up my seat did you?!”
Ready to mentally shake the poor guy’s head off had he said yes

“Oh no, you just need to give me your credit card number again or pay by cash tomorrow morning”
He soothed

Thank God.

So i gave him my credit card number again
As i waited for the process to go through
I studied my card whilst pressing the phone against my left ear
Suddenly my two inner voices started conversing

Whoa… the ‘platinum’ word fading damn fast…
Yea la, swipe so much somemore
TakkaN… i don’t swipe as much as other people
Are you sure
… well only recently
Hmph prollie the reason the payment won’t go through is cos you’ve reached your monthly limit already
0_o TAKKANNNN!!!
Well look at the word. It’s faded off almost completely.
True… well. Even if the word fades off, at least the card still works!
-_-

Fauzan’s (the AirAsia guy) voice jolted me out of my conflict with myself
“I’m sorry, it still won’t go through.”
“WhaT.” *stoning*

I then decided to ask Daddy what’s wrong
He said he’d call the card company and took my card from me
As he was walking away briskly into the dining area
For the slightest teensy second a jolt of panic seared through my fairyheart
I thought he might have guessed i went overlimit and gone to cut it up right away

I whipped my head around to see where’s he going? what’s he doing?!
But he stopped walking and picked up his mobile phone

*Phew*

Daddy:
Hi, i’d like to check on card number —-
Yes because a payment made online won’t go through
Aha…
Yes…
I SEE  (i started panicking abit)
Oh ok ok.
Thank you bye… oh waiT, hello? Hello?
Yea, i just wanted to check again whether i put a limit on the card and what it is
Okay thanks bye

-_-

So apparently my card hasn’t reached its limit yet
Surprise surprise
It just has some security thing that doesn’t allow my transactions online to go through

So we used his extra one to pay instead

And you know what that means?

That means…

… i still have limit left since my air ticket wasn’t charged
*trying not to grin*

Rainforest Musicfest, here i come!

 

 

Tuesday July 5, 2005

I *do* Have Meetings OkaY.

Okay
I’m seeing how long i can tahan
Sleeping at 3 every morning (which is early for me)
And waking up for work

No rematch last night
Drank a tad more beer and wine then i expected

I’m going to change my voicemail message

Currently
It goes something along the lines of
“Hi, you’ve reached the mailbox of Joyce Wong. I’m in a meeting right now, so if you’d bla bla bla…”

So far i’ve got some really stupid voicemails in return

My editor called and i *was* working
His voicemail was
“… Reaaaaaaaallllly…. you’re in a meeting? …. Hahaha… Call me bacccck”

-_-

Then LaughingLoga leaves me one too

“Meeting? Meeting my big black hairy balls la. Call me back.”

-_-

Ew *trying to think happy thoughts gagaga*