Atrocious Haze

This blog thing is annoying the fuck outta me
I jusT about managed to upload TWO measly pictures
And then i wrote about my remarkably happy morning

And then everything disappeared

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*tries to remain happy*

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*breathes in and out*
*coughCOUGH*

Haze dammit…

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*think of fairies joyce think of fairies*

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Okay.

Exactly one year ago, i was happily colouring ponies
Since i’m so free in the office today, i decided to commemorate the anniversary
And started pasting the links on a few friends’ MSN windows insanely

I got some responses…

Zaidi: I will never be bored again
Lol* walau damn sarcastic :p

XesChengLeong: My little ponies encourage beastiality
Wtf….

KelvinTSD of course, had  much more to say as always

My colleague saw what I was doing and shook her head. See la now what
ppl think of me.
LOL
Were you actually colouring? Or just opening the link?
lol, my beach pony is a hideous mixture of lime green and some sort of red
i wanna seee!!!!
printscreen and send la
eh dun wan la.
my colleague began pointing, so i closed the window out of shame
:(  fairy so sad
eh malu la wei.
summore now i moved outside, whoever is at the door can directly see my screen wei.
mahai where can macho editor like me be seen colouring my little ponies
lol

Lynnzter and i coloured ponies in the office too!
She was showing me hers *claps hands*
Want an Adidas Coke shirt? *click*
It just hit me that the people i was crapping with online are all in media
Does this mean that we’re all damn free…

What a stupid question - OBVIOUSLY!

But only for today la
Wait till all the assignments come in then cannot blog in office anymore

 

Besides that the

HAZE IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS

FUCK INDONESIA, man i swear

“You didn’t take citrus, right?” Princess Anna said to EditorIan
EditorIan has asthma and
Asthma + Citrus = Triggering of Asthma Attack

But JoyceTheFairy was blur, so i just had* to ask la
“Huh? What’s with citrus?”
They told me and i oh-ed in understanding

“So that means cannot drink limau ais even,” EditorIan continued explaining
“Oh wow,” I digested that information, thinking that ice lemon tea isn’t a difficult thing to give up
“Oh, and alcohol also.” He finished
“POOR YOU!”

The horror.

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This was taken about two weeks ago when i went to his house to look for food

So obvious i’m damn free now…
I’m going to pick up my new IC in a bit
My temporary one expired on the 2nd of August

0_o

This is an excellent example of  Classic Joyce Action

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I Feel Like A Policeman

Cos i’m having coffee and donuts now
I’m supposed to eat less…
But cute little colourful DunkinDonuts were shouting out to me
As i walked past them in Ikano after lunch

So i bought a box to share out in the office
Bloody hell noone wanted any
All dieting sial

Except PrincessAnna who couldn’t tahan and grabbed a few after 4 pm
She states that as teatime bwahaha so cute

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Hot Italian Guy

Now that i’ve gotten the attention of most women and gay men…

I’m supposed to photograph Patrizio Buanne  in KL Hilton this Saturday
He’s apparently an Italian version of Michael Buble and famous in his own right

Showed his link to a particularly hot cousin of mine on MSN and she’s like:

Omg who’s that?! *pant*
Hee hee i know right, so hottttt *saliva dripping* taking photos of him on sat.
I wanna come! I wanna come! I’ll be your PA!
Can’t la… it’s for work. Or else you’ll sure be my first choice being PA *grin*
I promise to look professional… and i won’t molest him
Eh walau don’t la sound so desperate, another writer and i supposed to interview him
Aiyah
That’s cos got not cute guys here
So now targeting European guys la
Well mine’s half half haha
Yeah you have one
So now you gotta shoo the rest my way
Lol blog bout you then you know
Hey! Yeah ok!
Post advertisement
Walau i’ll be flooded with emails you crazy bitch
Say your cousin is looking for a great guy with sweet personality and drop dead gorgeous
Haha that should eliminate most
LOLLLLL
Fuck man i’m still laughing

So there you go
My cousin is an HST

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