I try not to walk home anymore cos of the haze
So i get all Princess-like (learnt from Mary) and get people to fetch me 200m home
I’m such a lovely sister to have
Exactly a year ago, JoyceTheFairy wanted to kill Illustrator
“Joyce, are you… Are you crying?”
RyanSoosayRaj enquired gently.
We were on the phone planning what time to meet up for drinks.
“No i’m not. Fucking haze screwing up my sinus la tiu.” I sniffed
Even last week when the haze was still bearable enough to be ingored by all -
“Joyce, you crying ar?” someone asked me in concern last week in Mambo
“No la! Haze blahing my sinus!” I shouted over the music, putting the glass to my lips
“Oh, thought what. Sick somemore want to come out.”
“I’m noT SICK. It’s the haze!” I protested
You know, on Tuesday night,
I could still pretend
That I was in London
That it was misty instead of hazy
While blasting the air con in the car
Fake-mistiness + cold = Joyce being delusional (as if i’m not 24/7 anyway)
Tonight i just couldn’t
My eyes have been stinging all day even while in the office
I keep on blinking like an owl and look UTTERLY miserable
Blinking and sniffing like a blind mouse
Forget the KinkyBlueFairy
It’s BlinkyTissueFairy now
AdamPeterPan and BhaveshCanDrive are in the living room
Talking about cars *snore*
And watching wrestling *snoreeee*
I’m waiting for RyanSoosayRaj to arrive and cure me with alcohol
Actually, no la
I wanna catch up with him before he flies back to London on Saturday
But he’s bringing alco so…
Bring It On La!
the haze sucks ass man! no one wants to go out!
the haze sucks ass man! no one wants to go out!
Heyy Dear friend,
You Should Try Using Lampe Berger Products-Eucalyptus, Good for Curing Sinus , I’m Not Trying To Sell Here But Really It Helps My Family And Friends Already .
Take Good Care Yea.
Love,
Stephanie Chai.
Heyy Dear friend,
You Should Try Using Lampe Berger Products-Eucalyptus, Good for Curing Sinus , I’m Not Trying To Sell Here But Really It Helps My Family And Friends Already .
Take Good Care Yea.
Love,
Stephanie Chai.
wrestling is cool la!! alot of drama! hehehe
wrestling is cool la!! alot of drama! hehehe
Boys are boring la.. wrestling, football.. ugh! Alco is always good
Boys are boring la.. wrestling, football.. ugh! Alco is always good
reza: i still do! i still do! but… of course i’d RATHER stay indoors to drink la
stephchai: my ex used to have that. it makes my nose itch and sneeze… so it’s a big NO-NO for me!
jellypixie: cheh all fakE drama wan…! might as well i go wrestle with Adam. I might win
Cyn: LOL* you’re so my dream partner la
reza: i still do! i still do! but… of course i’d RATHER stay indoors to drink la
stephchai: my ex used to have that. it makes my nose itch and sneeze… so it’s a big NO-NO for me!
jellypixie: cheh all fakE drama wan…! might as well i go wrestle with Adam. I might win
Cyn: LOL* you’re so my dream partner la
hahz yea had the same thought yesterday. i could delude myself into thinkin its the misty genting but the farkin burnin odour..gahhhh!what depressing haze!and yarrrgh everyone is sendin the hostile vibes to indo..blarrrdy !@##$!!!
hahz yea had the same thought yesterday. i could delude myself into thinkin its the misty genting but the farkin burnin odour..gahhhh!what depressing haze!and yarrrgh everyone is sendin the hostile vibes to indo..blarrrdy !@##$!!!
poor nick…poor poor nick
poor nick…poor poor nick
aiii… u know i like reading your blog?
makes me so… at peace… profanities and all
God bless!
aiii… u know i like reading your blog?
makes me so… at peace… profanities and all
God bless!
the fear of errant jizz makes me keep away from beds sometimes…but yeah, cibai haze man, it’s starting to screw up my skin.
the fear of errant jizz makes me keep away from beds sometimes…but yeah, cibai haze man, it’s starting to screw up my skin.
nightstar: yea man, the odour so makes the idea tak jadi
minkymin: lol idiot you
lomantick: profanities are peaceful? good grief you’d better not miraculously become prime minister! :p tee hee
lainie: me is the mood la…. bWEARGHGHGHGGHH
nightstar: yea man, the odour so makes the idea tak jadi
minkymin: lol idiot you
lomantick: profanities are peaceful? good grief you’d better not miraculously become prime minister! :p tee hee
lainie: me is the mood la…. bWEARGHGHGHGGHH
wuaahhahaa.. i annoy the hell outta my brother too… hmmm… prancing around him?? i should really try that out.=]
wuaahhahaa.. i annoy the hell outta my brother too… hmmm… prancing around him?? i should really try that out.=]
i swear, woman.. ppl read your blog every 5 minutes. die lah if u don’t blog.. we will all DIE!!
i swear, woman.. ppl read your blog every 5 minutes. die lah if u don’t blog.. we will all DIE!!
Eh, I *DO* sometimes clean up after myself. I must’ve been boozed up to AlcoMalibuFairy levels to have missed that sink thing.
Waitasec… I don’t remember that mess…
Eh, I *DO* sometimes clean up after myself. I must’ve been boozed up to AlcoMalibuFairy levels to have missed that sink thing.
Waitasec… I don’t remember that mess…
that photo of you on u’r bro’s bed is funny! kakakak.. !!!
that photo of you on u’r bro’s bed is funny! kakakak.. !!!
babeebutterfliez: well not super prancing till he wants to SMACK you la haha
iamsiren: exaggeration man you!
josh: heh not you, you’re too nice
You know WHAT. AFter i took that pic, i cleaned up the mess. and LAST NIGHT he did the same thing again. WTF MAN. DAmn pissing off! Think i’m some kind of fucking maid.
looney: is it? *looks again* heh i didn’t think it was thaT funny!
babeebutterfliez: well not super prancing till he wants to SMACK you la haha
iamsiren: exaggeration man you!
josh: heh not you, you’re too nice
You know WHAT. AFter i took that pic, i cleaned up the mess. and LAST NIGHT he did the same thing again. WTF MAN. DAmn pissing off! Think i’m some kind of fucking maid.
looney: is it? *looks again* heh i didn’t think it was thaT funny!
http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
haha..I failed the test wei. Thought maybe you could do better.
http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
haha..I failed the test wei. Thought maybe you could do better.
more like the caption made it sound funny.. “flopped on his bed and started takin photo’s!” the image of some mad photo-fairy going ape on the bed came to my head..
more like the caption made it sound funny.. “flopped on his bed and started takin photo’s!” the image of some mad photo-fairy going ape on the bed came to my head..
lainie: eh i failed the stupid test wei… hahahah!!!
looney: hee hee… *thinks* ooh, fairies going ape in bed *rowr*
lainie: eh i failed the stupid test wei… hahahah!!!
looney: hee hee… *thinks* ooh, fairies going ape in bed *rowr*