Archive for August 13th, 2005

Saturday August 13, 2005


Carlsberg Is Fattening Wei…

But still drink anyway  ;p

Alvin took me for the launch of Plan B mag @ Passion

AaronExSlut was there too
After talking to him for about 20 minutes, i asked
“Oops sorry. Am i taking up your hunting time?”
“Yes actually… i’m giving you 5 more minutes then i start.”

BoonThai was there too, looking really uncle in his specs
But that’s okay, he doesn’t need to maintain
Cos he’s not supposed to hunt

Then as usual i ran off to TwilightActionGirl


 

Damn Sien La

AshleyTheMonkey is tired
MaryBerry is watching Desperate Housewives
I have a family dinner in two hours anyway
Have to see that sqeaky Smalls

Mommy is thinking of buying GrandAunt a fruit basket
A fruit basket is so boring
I had better ideas

“Buy her wine, haha.” I suggested
“Don’t be stupid. She won’t drink it la.” Mommy always calls me stupid.
“Exactly. So you see, we buy her wine, then we give it to her, then she keeps it at home, and thEN when we visit her, she’ll serve us the wine! Hahahahahaha……!!!”
I joyfully explained.

Mommy ignored me.

I woke up early this morning after partying last night
Accidentally passed out with my lights on somemore

Hopped off to KL Hilton  with CareBearJoanne to interview Patrizio

Yeah no doubt he’s really kacak
But somehow… i didn’t find him that hot
Not my type  i guess

Hmm looking back at that past post
AdamPeterPan looks like the guy!… abit la
And Adam’s skinnier. Confirmed
-_-

You cannot go to Hilton and walk out without having something in your tummy from there
I’ve been loving their creme brulee ever since AdamPeterPan stuffs me it everytime we go there

CareBearJoanne  had the strawberry something
I wasn’t actually taking the effort to remember the name la

A bit of a fancy shmancy breakfast but hey…
It’s Saturday and pampering is always good for the soul

Then we had to trudge back to the office for half-day work…


Guess who was gloating at me about being able to leave KL & The Haze for breezy Penang and then the very day he goes there….

The haze blows over to Penang instead.

….

BWAHAAHAHAHA

*keels over with laughter*

Padan muka.

 

Saturday August 13, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Ashley didn’t want to talk to me… soddof

 

Saturday August 13, 2005

Exactly a year ago, FaiTheMai’s horrible singing woke me up  0_o

 

 

Stupid Xanga

 

didn’t let me put these pony pics up the other day.

Damn hard to load

Damn frustrating

*squints irritatedly at pc*

 

Anyway everyone was putting up such depressing pictures of the haze and shit
And i thought ‘what the fuck’

Already we look outside and see freaking gloom

Takkan come online and see the same shit

 

Hence

 

 

Happy Joyful Pony Pics!!!

 

           

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

On Thursday I Wrote

 

 

Since the haze is sooooo bad

AshleyTheMonkey mentioned that everything can be blamed on the haze

(as MaryBerry seems to be doing it a lot as well)

 

Moody?

Blame the haze.

 

Sick?

Blame the haze.

 

Lazy to go out with friends?

Blame the haze.

 

Got more pimples?

Blame the haze.

 

Lagging in energy to work?

Blame the haze.

 

Getting hyper without knowing why?

Blame the haze.

 

Crying?

Blame the haze.

 

Internet connection damn slow?

Blame the haze.

 

Don’t feel like screwing the girlfriend?

Blame the haze.

 

Armpits itchy?

Blame the haze.

 

Feel the need to drink more?

Blame the haze.

 

I was on MSN with AaronExSlut

“I can’t wait to drink beer later. Wash all the awful haze remnants down.”

“Where did you learn that.”

“Oh! Intelligent me came up with it myself! But first you have to start with Malibu…”

“Great. Future of the people depending on your medical consultation.”

 

Then he was telling me about some girl he was dating and acted differently all of a sudden

 

Trying to be a nice ex-girlfriend, i typed

“You know some girls are fickle…”

He typed back, “Yea. Girls are unstable, i don’t understand.”

I retorted, “Hey i’m stable!…. sometimes.”

 

His answer?


 

“BWAHAHAHAH!!!! You’re as unstable as a boat in a storm.”

 

I typed back furiously fast, “Ma hai i was trying to be nice okay!!!”

 

Wahfuckinglau.

Too much man some people.

Trying to be a nice exgirlfriend all and kena insulted -_-

 

People like FaiTheMai has alot of anger in him at the moment

Sorry to hear what happened to you man… *hug*

You should go drink beer.

 

Dammit.

 

I *have* to stop talking about beer.

 

It’s the fucking haze man… the fucking haze…

 

 

 

ALL THE HAZE’S FAULT.