Exactly a year ago, Joyce bled all over college… Eww

HA! PICS ARE DONE!

but no time to upload now

go drink first nyahaha happy hourrrrrrr

Joyce Lost The Plot

SuckballLouis flew back to sunny USA this morning
We went for Bak Kut Teh for his last dinner here
(ok not like you’re going to die there la you know)

We were crossing the road to the restaurant at a busy junction
I get paranoid about my handbag getting snatched nowadays
So i clutched at my bag while watching out for motorcyclists
Was so into looking out for motorcyclists…

I forgot to look out properly for cars -_-
And Louis had to blar me to cross the road properly

:p

We Are Shallow Bitches

My cousin JingHua was going to Mambo @ Velvet and offered me a ride if
I wanted to go with her

“Who are you going with?” I asked
“Wookee* is taking me.”
“Who’s that. Is he hot?” I instinctively asked

It’s just instinct
The last time I was asked to take photos of some singer the first
thing I’d ask is,
“Is he hot?”
She replied, “Well…. Err… heh heh, if he was I would be seeing him
much more often.”

I bellowed with laughter out loud in the office.

*name changed to protect ego

damn alot of pd rave pictures la
halfway editing

wait k…

patience my young padawan

Exactly a year ago, Joyce officially finished college

Remember To Bring Malibu

I just got back from office

I have one hour to pack and hopefully get a power nap

I don’t feel like going to the stupid rave

MaryBerry smsed me saying that it’s fucking jam to Port Dickson now
I smsed back saying i feel lethargic and need to hump
She didn’t reply
:p

I feel the rave is being soooo overrated
Afraid it’ll be fucking crowded and cause it to be too packed and absence of enjoyment (ie Zoukfest @ Genting)
I hope to fairies the music will be hard (tho it shouLD be, seeing who’s spinning)

Please be hard
Please be hard
Please be hard
Please be hard
Please be hard

Already i have people smsing and calling me for where they can get extra tix
I’m not a dispenser oi!

Which brings Zoukfest back to mind on how i should have bought lots and lots and lots of extra tix and sell them for exorbitant prices outside the door

Sure make money one, woohoo!

Everyone say hello to KevinHan’s work (click for larger view):

My precious MaryBerry and i *kiss*

My darling AdamPeterPan *hump*

More of the pics he took of us here.

I Always Do This

I’m super tired and desperately need a nap
I come home and go online for awhile to chill out

And i end up writing and writing
And then blogging

-_-

I keep on putting Patrizio’s ‘On An Evening In Roma’ on repeat
It’s so happy happy and i’m bopping like an idiot in the pc chair to myself
Mommy must be wondering whether she picked up the wrong kid at the hospital

Time at work flies by so quickly

Ok stop it Joyce. Just stop typing and go freaking sleep.

Yesiree

Ok getting whack. Confirmed need sleep already

Manglish Rocks

AdamPeterPan finds it difficult to get my slang at times

MaryBerry was saying something to me the other day and i was replying her

“Are you sure? He said he doesn’t want to kua…”
 

AdamPeterPan whipped around with a puzzled look

“Did you just say… kua?” he asked quizically

“Yea… heh.”

“What on earth is that?”

“Hmm… it’s a Hokkien slang you can use to end a sentence questioning-like… soddof.”

Then there was another time

I was asking him

“Are you sure you want to ka?”

He cocks his head to one side

“Whatwhathwat?”

“What?”

“What did you just say??”

“Oh, i said, are you sure. You. Want. To. Ka?”

“What’s ‘ka’?”

“It’s like a malay replacement for ‘or not’”
“Ohhhh…”

So cute. But he’s trying.

He started saying ‘layan’

Now i can start throwing the other words like mabuk.

Heh.

This is cheating. Cos i already blogged bout my wonderful purple sock here.

Mambo Was A Dumbass And A Half

Went to Mambo @ Velvet last night

Partly for Vijen’s birthday
Partly to hang out with LaughingLoga
Partly to see my cousin JingHua
Partly to slut dance with AdamPeterPan when he came later on

I did have fun as i usually do
Drank with AlcoNiz and spoke awhile with AaronExSlut
BoonThai was still wearing his uncle glasses out today kekeke

But the music was fucking suck
Supposed to be happy mambo music but they started blasting otherwise at random intervals

What the fuck man

So dumb.

Damn tak puas weiiiiii