Monthly Archives: August 2005
Published on 23 August 2005
Exactly a year ago, Joyce bled all over college… Eww
HA! PICS ARE DONE!
but no time to upload now 
go drink first nyahaha happy hourrrrrrr
Joyce Lost The Plot
SuckballLouis flew back to sunny USA this morning
We went for Bak Kut Teh for his last dinner here
(ok not like you’re going to die there la you know)
We were crossing the road to the restaurant at a busy junction
I get paranoid about my handbag getting snatched nowadays
So i clutched at my bag while watching out for motorcyclists
Was so into looking out for motorcyclists…
I forgot to look out properly for cars -_-
And Louis had to blar me to cross the road properly
We Are Shallow Bitches
My cousin JingHua was going to Mambo @ Velvet and offered me a ride if
I wanted to go with her
“Who are you going with?” I asked
“Wookee* is taking me.”
“Who’s that. Is he hot?” I instinctively asked
It’s just instinct
The last time I was asked to take photos of some singer the first
thing I’d ask is,
“Is he hot?”
She replied, “Well…. Err… heh heh, if he was I would be seeing him
much more often.”
I bellowed with laughter out loud in the office.
*name changed to protect ego
damn alot of pd rave pictures la
halfway editing
wait k…
patience my young padawan
Published on 21 August 2005
Once You’ve Seen A Woman’s Cum Face,
You’ve Seen Her Soul
- Christian Troy
I’m getting awfully into Nip/Tuck, i can’t stop watching episode after episode now
AdamPeterPan and I planned to go for a nice dinner in the city
But we went to Kinokuniya @ KLCC first cos he wanted to buy comics and I wanted to
check out new books
The moment we both stepped past the threshold of the heavenly book store
We gave each other a quick kiss and parted ways
He stalked off to the comics and magazine section
And I hopped, jumped and skipped off to the children’s book section
I love love love poring over kids’ books
So many inspiring illustrations
That go hand-in-hand with stories that remind us that life comes down
to simple pleasures at times
Most of the books were wrapped up
Dammit
And the good ones that *weren’t* were already taken by all the kiddies sitting around
I looked down at the books next to them for awhile
And they all peered suspiciously back up at me with big eyes
At this 22-wannabe-8-year-old in a deep pink elegant dinner top
Invading their territory
I decided against sneaking one of the books from them to read
In case they start wailing bloody murder and i get attention from parents and store clerks
0_o
So i trudged upstairs and happily settled down with some interior and fashion design books
Some guy picked me up at the interior design section
“Nice tattoo,” said he
“Thank you.” said i
“What’s your name?” he asked
“Joyce.” i replied
He asked whether i was local
I said yes rather curtly and politely
He said he was looking for books on office interior design
I didn’t quite believe him but no matter
He said he couldn’t find them
I suggested he inquire at the desk for help
Adam and i left for dinner at around 8 pm
We initially wanted to go to the restaurant across BonTon
Saw that it was malay food and didn’t feel like it
So we went to Frangipani @ Changkat Bukit Bintang instead since i’ve never eaten there
Yummy delectable cuisine in small portions that was kinda ex
0_o
Then we rushed to Starbucks @ The Curve for….
Ten minutes.
Cos everyone wanted to go home after that
-_-
Low Expectations Helps
Actually, after writing the post below
I spoke on the phone to some happy friends and got all happy again
Was totally hyped up and excited to go
AdamPeterPan, HotJason, LilySiren and i left KL at 5 pm
Supposed to leave at half past 3 but heh….
You know la, Malaysian timing all
Will put up pics later
Now is cuddling and watching tv time
Basically… the rave sucked.
Haha…
Published on 20 August 2005
Exactly a year ago, Joyce officially finished college
Remember To Bring Malibu
I just got back from office
I have one hour to pack and hopefully get a power nap
I don’t feel like going to the stupid rave
MaryBerry smsed me saying that it’s fucking jam to Port Dickson now
I smsed back saying i feel lethargic and need to hump
She didn’t reply
I feel the rave is being soooo overrated
Afraid it’ll be fucking crowded and cause it to be too packed and absence of enjoyment (ie Zoukfest @ Genting)
I hope to fairies the music will be hard (tho it shouLD be, seeing who’s spinning)
Please be hard
Please be hard
Please be hard
Please be hard
Please be hard
Already i have people smsing and calling me for where they can get extra tix
I’m not a dispenser oi!
Which brings Zoukfest back to mind on how i should have bought lots and lots and lots of extra tix and sell them for exorbitant prices outside the door
Sure make money one, woohoo!
Everyone say hello to KevinHan‘s work (click for larger view):
My precious MaryBerry and i *kiss*
My darling AdamPeterPan *hump*
More of the pics he took of us here.
Published on 19 August 2005
Holy Cow
Is it really 4 am already?!
Anyway
My main lines for the night are
Ghetto Is Really Ghetto
&
Tag Is Losing Its Touch
Ghetto was HORRENDOUS
I never want to go back there again
All these super kampung people jostling and staring
It’s gone to the dogs, i say
And TAG
,…..
Tag, my love, what happend tonight?!?!
LaughingLoga and i went for a KFC picnic in a playground in Taman Tun
Then we went to Bisik @ Ampang for beer
Then to Cream where i spent most of my time with Thana and Paul (who was trying to convince me that AdamPeterPan is actually a closet gay 0_o
Then to Velvet for 15 mintues
Then to TAG
….
Where i got so fucking disappointed and bored with the music
I fell asleep
Literally
I drank quite a bit
Not drunk enough to pass out involuntarily
But tipsy enough to give no fuck and intentionally take a nap
Three people woke me up halfway
“Joyce, you okay or not?”
I’d reply, “Yea i’m fine. Damn boring la.”
And go back to sleep
I am champion.
Repeat after me…
I am champion
LaughingLoga thought i confirmed going to pass out
So we went downstairs to Terrace Bar
I made the mistake of leaving Adam alone with my friends….
In which he took the oppurtunity to tell them exceedingly embarrasing stories about me
You know how you tell your friends funny embarassing stories about yourself?
Well
Adam told them the uncensored versions in which they found funnier but i didn’t find funny anymore
-_-
Fuck
Gtg sleep man
Got work tomorrow
-_-
Published on 17 August 2005
I Always Do This
I’m super tired and desperately need a nap
I come home and go online for awhile to chill out
And i end up writing and writing
And then blogging
-_-
I keep on putting Patrizio’s ‘On An Evening In Roma’ on repeat
It’s so happy happy and i’m bopping like an idiot in the pc chair to myself
Mommy must be wondering whether she picked up the wrong kid at the hospital
Time at work flies by so quickly
Ok stop it Joyce. Just stop typing and go freaking sleep.
Yesiree
Ok getting whack. Confirmed need sleep already
Manglish Rocks
AdamPeterPan finds it difficult to get my slang at times
MaryBerry was saying something to me the other day and i was replying her
“Are you sure? He said he doesn’t want to kua…”
AdamPeterPan whipped around with a puzzled look
“Did you just say… kua?” he asked quizically
“Yea… heh.”
“What on earth is that?”
“Hmm… it’s a Hokkien slang you can use to end a sentence questioning-like… soddof.”
Then there was another time
I was asking him
“Are you sure you want to ka?”
He cocks his head to one side
“Whatwhathwat?”
“What?”
“What did you just say??”
“Oh, i said, are you sure. You. Want. To. Ka?”
“What’s ‘ka’?”
“It’s like a malay replacement for ‘or not’”
“Ohhhh…”
So cute. But he’s trying.
He started saying ‘layan’
Now i can start throwing the other words like mabuk.
Heh.
This is cheating. Cos i already blogged bout my wonderful purple sock here.
Mambo Was A Dumbass And A Half
Went to Mambo @ Velvet last night
Partly for Vijen’s birthday
Partly to hang out with LaughingLoga
Partly to see my cousin JingHua
Partly to slut dance with AdamPeterPan when he came later on
I did have fun as i usually do
Drank with AlcoNiz and spoke awhile with AaronExSlut
BoonThai was still wearing his uncle glasses out today kekeke
But the music was fucking suck
Supposed to be happy mambo music but they started blasting otherwise at random intervals
What the fuck man
So dumb.
Damn tak puas weiiiiii
Published on 17 August 2005
20 Exactly a year ago, Joyce officially finished college
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