Archive for September, 2005

Friday September 30, 2005

Exactly a year ago, SuckBallLouis and AshleyTheMonkey clashed

Yoji Biomehanika, Baybeh!

I can’t believe it
After having doleful thoughts that i will not experience any good rave this year (except maybe Zoukout in Spore come Dec 10th)
The Renault F1 Pit Party is happening at Sepang Go Kart Circuit
Saturday 29th October 2005
Hard house *woot*

And Yoji Biomehanika is coming
I repeat,

YOJI FUCKING BIOMEHANIKA IS COMING OMFG

And so am i, i swear

Plus the BassAgents are spinning!
*fengfengfengfeng*

MaryBerry PassedOutBen Gobi GBK Rita HonSeng
Are you ready to partay?!

*fengfengfengfengfeng*



 

A Fleeting Office Moment

A fleeting moment of peace
Arcade Fire is playing
My piled up work deadlines have been pushed to next issue *phew*
Not so stressed

And i looked over at the picture of Adam and me on the boat
In the sunshine with me asleep on his lap
He’s grinning
I can almost feel the bopping sensation
Hear the crash of waves
Feel the wind blow softly

Oh.
That’s the aircon blowing.

I thought my imagination damn cun already
:p


 

It was drizzling, and i was about to go into the house
Stalling for time, i continued hanging out in the poser’s car to cuddle s’more
The rain grew heavier

I peered out the car window
“I’d better go, it’s getting heavier…”
“And so are you!” piped up AdamPoserPan

Ma hai, you gonna get it la someday -_-



 

Wheeze Cough… Drink!

Still a bit sick but it’s allll good
Fever gone, just blocked and runny nose

Yesterday,
I went for a mother company dinner -_- *zzZzz*
Because of that i couldn’t catch AzwinAndy and JollyMooky in action, sorry guys!
So after that i went to the Kolkoff (i think) parisian jewelery launch in Starhill with LaughingLoga & RamjeetHalfOfRabbit
Had wine, spoke to AaronExSlut for a bit, at least he didn’t mention that i got fatter eheehee
Then went to Bond @ Avenue K
Then to Cream @ Renaissance
Then ta pau-ed fei kai in Petaling Street and gobbled it albeit tipsily and greedily on AdamPoserPan’s bed

Today,
Fly FM trade launch
*woot* at KL Convention Centre
NST Kiosk something something at Lot 10
Grand Modesto’s something something jazz launch (???)
Opening of Tiffin Bay in Starhill
Opening of new wine bar at Chulan Square (near Bangkok Jazz)

Obviously the ones that i want to go for the most, i know the details well… and the ones i’m not too eager it’s all a-something-something

 

Thursday September 29, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Joyce got robbed

Into The Blue

Into my pants  please, more like it
Paul Walker so hot
Hot hot hot
We all agreed that seeing their hot bodies covered with glittering drops of seawater is seXAY and the whole point of watching the movie

Yes, we are shallow bastards

Lynnzter posted the wabbit Adam and i got her from Spore
And KinkyPugKevin  posted our stupid picture too -_-
That’s called plagiarism woi!

 

 

Wednesday September 28, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Joyce went gaga over blues and reds  in Sabah

 

My Week In Pix

So this is my past few days in pictures
Bosan la everytime also take event and party pics
Sometimes everyday pics are the best

*thinks* Okay so maybe sometimes everyday is partying for me…
But you know what i mean  -_-

JonathanOh came back from Penang for holidays
He hates it there but don’t you worry, only one more month!!!
Jon used to sit next to ChienChern, the head prefact then
Obviously i’d rather copy homework from ChienChern cos he’s more accurate
(… i’m not saying i didn’t want your homework Jon, I did! …)
But he was a goody-two-shoes and wouldn’t let me :p
Which was probably for my own fucking good  -_-

Do Any Of You Boys Out There…

… have girlfriends who primp themselves up with weird facemasks?

 

…..

 

….. and you have to bear looking at them lovingly?

 

……

 

….even though you feel like laughing your guts out?

 

…..

 

….. but then that would be mean because they’re doing it to look pretty and nice for YOU.

 

…..

 

*ROFL* so cute.
It’s Nu Skin, says he
Don’t play play

Fuck man!
I’m still laughing out loud looking at the pix!!!

Perhaps this is my way of getting back at him when i wanna be sayang-ed when i’m sick
“Don’t worry baby, you’ll be back waddling around in no time!” he grins
“Wahhh!!!!” *fever rising more*

Baby When The Lights… Go Out

I don’t know why i have that stupid boyband song in my head when lack of electricity comes to mind
Bleaurgh
EditorIan, PrincessAnna and i went to get ice-cream
No point sitting in the dark, warm office bitching
I was halfway sick at that point in the afternoon…
But still in denial that i was sick and ate ice-cream anyway

I’m so prepared to take this photo down in the morning or when Ian sees it…
Can just imagine him stalking up to my desk going
“Joyce!!! Take that picture down right now!!!!”

:: See i knew it. Had to take it down haha. Oh well. Half day exposure not too bad hee hee ::

And i would have to lest be fired

:: Tiu, had to take the second one down too. No fun :p heh  ::

I look damn auntie right?
My eyes were itchy that yesterday when i was getting sick mar

The Pug, The Pan & The Fairy

… go for dinner in Megamall
Oh and we had an extra comrade tonight - BracesAaron

I’m one of those annoying friends who when i feel like it
I’d just take a picture of you shopping in Guardian you can’t run away
Cos you just queued up for pretty fucking long

We decided on PiccoloMondo

KinkyPugKevin bought a pony for himself yesterday!!!

He’s called it Flippety Flop

See, even BracesAaron couldn’t resist touching her… ooer

The poser is abit more extreme - attention-whore!

Lazy to edit leh


 

Blow Baby Blow

Hmm i was referring to my blocked nose but that reminded me of something else
When it was EditorIan’s birthday this month,
PrincessAnna and i stayed back and crept into his office to fill it up with blue balloons (his favourite colour)
We giggled at how irritated he’d be with all the damn balloons bouncing around his room the next day
We weren’t completely daft and did buy a pump

Unfortunately, it was a ciplak one and didn’t work 

I was shite at tying up the balloons
And PrincessAnna was the same at blowing them up
Anyway, she’d already made him this big beautiful banner to hang up

So i blew
And she tied them up

I blew as many as i could
And knew it was time to stop when my eye started twitching (that was a bit freaky yeah)

“Anna and i blew lotsa balloons up for Ian’s birthday tomorrow,” I told AdamPoserPan when he fetched me after his work
“Aww that’s sweet.”
“Yup, lips damn pain. Definitely won’t be blowing anything else for awhile.”
“… no…”

*evil*

Anyway, after home-medicating myself and chucking magical Panadols and Clarinase down my throat all yesterday and today
My fever subsided by evening today *strong fairy*
I figure the best way to get well sometimes is to pretend you aren’t sick and just go about and do your normal shit
Don’t you think that if  you sloth and collapse all over the place like a sick dog, your mind tends to tell your body you CONFIRMED ARE sick and LAGI be sick?

That’s my twisted opinion anyway

My nose is still running and blocked annoyingly
MaryBerry and FaiTheMai wanna go for Mambo
But i really cannot make it la
(sorry darlings)
Can’t risk my fever coming back when i have some company dinner, launch events & parties thurs-sat

RECHARGE batteries first!

 

Tuesday September 27, 2005

*sniff*   *sniff*

Doggone it
I came home early today cos the electricity tripped in the office *cheers*
And slept from 5pm - 10pm

0_o

Was trying to sleep my sore throat and slight fever off but…

FARK

Now my sleeping time is damn OFF


EddieTheCanvas, RinaThePowerpuff, Henry,
moi, AdamPoserPan, Murat

One pic up first lo
To everyone i owe pix to… sorry! Patience k… :p

 

Tuesday September 27, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Joyce wanted Ramen really badly
Now she’s sick of it  -_-

 

Happy Birthday Rita Santiago!!!

‘Tis painful to eat, poor me
I have two god awful ulcers in my mouth
So every bite i took during lunch caused the metal rings from my braces to poke horribly into the raw wounds

ooch

I had a terrible sleep last night
Most nights i’m blessed
with peaceful slumber from start to end
Last night my nose was blocked, my throat was dry and painful and my eyes were itching non-stop
Then i was having this nightmare about hanging off the side of a cliff and yelling and yelling and yelling till i woke up

Adam was watching Las Vegas in the dark next to me

*whine* “Nightmare….” i sniffed
*whinewhinewhine*

He baby-ed me back to sleep while i drowsily tried to divert from thoughts of cliffs
Probably the time i appreciate boyfriends the most is when i have a nightmare and they can cuddle me back to sleep
Takkan i go to my parents at my age  -_-

 


MyBigPony & My Friends

I showed LaughingLoga my new toy
He hates it
“What the fuck’s with the butterfly on its eye wei?”
“It’s cute!”

I activated the sound when the pony’s supposed to be drinking from its milk bottle
Cute sucking and moaning sounds ensued
“Okay… i know it sounds a bit decadent…” I tried explaining
“It sounds DAMN WRONG WEI!!!” he cut me off loudly
:p

LaughingLoga was walking me to the entrance of Riana Green
PassedOutBen was going to pick me up from there to go tani
As we were approaching the lobby staircase, we spotted a decent-looking chick in white pants from afar
“Ooh… chick,” LaughingLoga observed
She started walking away ever so slightly
“Eh… come back… come back…” he jested softly, out of her earshot

I clutched at My Big Pony having an evil plot come to mind
As we walked past the chick, i pressed firmly on the pony to make it laugh and giggle loudly like a hyena

“A ha ha ha! A ha ha HA!” went the pony

The chick in white pants turned ever-so-slightly withouth actually looking at us
I tried not to laugh out loud though my lips were pressed into a tight grin
LaughingLoga had a stifled expression on his face

“Confirm cannot get the chick already lo…” I sneakily said slowly
“Confirmed la.” He stated very factually in defeat, eager to kick me off the apartment grounds

 

I saw POB’s car outside and waved
Upon climbing into the passenger seat of PassedOutBen’s car
His eyes were widely fixated on only one thing
He had seen MyBigPony
“What. The. Hell. Is that wei friend.”
“It’s my new toy! See!” I waved the pony’s hoof at him gleefully
He still had the stoned expression on his face
“Where did you get it?”
“Adam got it for me! From Toys ‘R Us!”
“Is he crazy.”
“What are you talking about?! It’s awesome! Look, it can laugh!”
The pony giggled incessantly
“Oh my god. Get rid of it.”

He then opened his car window and held my precious pony out over the wet road

I screamed like a 4-year-old kid on crack.

He blackmailed me before feeling sorry for traumatizing me and giving it back
Hmph *not too pleased*

It’s okay.
I got my own back the other day by holding his precious new Nike Tiffany Dunks out of the window till he screamed like a 5-year-old girl too

Ha, take that you bully

 

Sunday September 25, 2005

Exactly a year ago, Joyce went for a church gathering

The Mystery of TP

Everyone keeps on asking me what TP means
AshleyTheMonkey is guessing online with me now

“Tiny pervert?”
“Nope.”
“Toilet paper?”
“Nope.”
“Too Phat? Haha…”
“Bleaugh no!”
“Tinkle penis?”
“Nope.”
“Telephone porn?”
“No.”
“What is it?!”

Heh. So fun to irritate her.
Making my Monday morning enjoyable


 

Watching AzwinAndy Berglamour

Last night FaiTheMai, CheeHooi, Akhi and me went to support AzwinAndy in the VJ Hunt show
(airs live at 8 pm on Hitz.tv - channel 16 on Astro)
(repeats every Tues afternoon at 3 pm)

It was an hour long and they eliminated two contestants last night
Every contestant had a handful of friends supporting him/her
Okay la, they were all interesting, but since i know Andy, Bel, and Anne personally
I shall only comment on some from a viewer’s point of view
So don’t emo la if you know them and i comment all
-_-

I think Xan has alot of supporters, her dressing is pretty stylo though the boys thought her jaw was too manly -_-  Jesus, people ask you to vote for VJ you all stare at her jaw. I… think her england sort of cannot make it

Roshan (?) amn, dunno whether i got the name right, but i think he’s damn funny

Crazy G - good grief. This girl babbles too much. Talks to fast and too long about something that isn’t relative

Hmm
Cannot really remember the others so lazy already la

Vote  for Andy!
Check out Bel’s blog here

C’mon, i *never* (almost never) ask you all to do anything
So perhaps the nice & easy thing to do
In return for all those happy posts that make you laugh
Is to take 20 seconds sending an sms :)

*All you gotta do is type “UVJ*space*Andy” and send to 32888*

If you think it’s damn gay and you cannot tahan voting for a guy, then vote for Bel la har