Exactly a year ago, Joyce swore on scissors and put up happy Sabah pics

Get Ready To Throw Up

I’m in awe of the fantastic pictures KevinHan took
Just managed to view the rest of them that are continued from this post

My MaryBerry and i

*giggle giggle*

She holds apple juice and i had urm wine
At 4 pm?!
Yes. 4 pm is fine.

*cuddle*

Suck it in, Joyce, suck it in… *phew*

“Eh, drink la.”
“…”

Yup. Adam doesn’t drink.
He says i drink enough for the both of us

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Wonder Of Wonders

I cleaned my room yesterday, yes i diD
*beams proudly*

I decided that since i barely stay at home
The least that i can do is make it look ‘lived in’

I folded all my clean laundry
Sorted out my books, new clothes and junk
Wiped the dust off my Malibu bottles and make-up
Mopped the floor twice
Hand-washed the delicate slutty clothes

My brother NickIsTaller poked his head into the room and peered around
“Attempting to clean up your room?” he piped up cheekily and disappeared before i could stick my tongue out at him

Mommy looked interestedly at me lugging the cleaning stuff around
“Wah. Why suddenly so good girl wanna clean room all…”
I just grinned back sheepishly like a jakun

I found really DUMB things that i don’t know whether to throw away or whAT

For instance, a tealight candle with FaiTheMai’s thumbprint imprinted into it

After all that, i wanted to reward myself with a glass of wine

And   tragically


I have no corkscrew opener in my house

Wtf

The openers i use are in AdamPoserPan’s and HotJason’s place
Ish
*frustrated fairy*

Supposed to help clean AdamPoserPan’s apartment tonight
Cos we’re cooking dinner for AshleyTheMonkey & FaiTheMai on sat night

“Hey! Adam and i are cooking you dinner this weekend at his place k! What night are you free?!” i exclaimed excitedly
“What?! *high pitched  like fai*, WHY?!!?” she reacted in shock
“What whY. Cos you’re leaving mar.”
“Why must cook?! What are you going to cook?!” Her voice rose defensively
“Why you so worried!?!! Not going to fucking poison you okaY!!” I yelled back
“Isn’t it just sooo much easier to take me out for dinner?” she pleaded to no avail
“OI! People cook for you also make noise.”
“Okay….. ohKAY……… so what are you going to cook?”
“Wait la. Haven’t decided yet la.”
*sighs*
*beams on the other end of the phone triumphantly*