Exactly a year ago, JamesSuckball left for Manchester

When The Sneakers Call Out

Work is almost over
I’m going home to put on my sneakers and marathon around The Curve and Ikea
To shop for AshleyTheMonkey’s dinner stuff tomorrow

I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this…

Perhaps the more i repeat it to myself like a mantra
The more succesful it will be haha

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Joyce Is Allergic To TechTalk

AdamPoserPan calls me while i’m in the office

“Hey baby, I’m going to buy a laptop…”

“Uh huh…” I tear my eyes away from something interesting I’m reading online

“And I wanted to ask you for your opinion.”

“Me?!” *urk*

“Yeah, you see, there’s this Hp one and this Sony one…”

“Waitwaitwait I’m the WORST person you should ask… I know shit about laptops…”

“Oh don’t worry, I just want to know which one you would get if it were you!”

Oh man. Cannot run already.

“Okay…”

“So this Hp one right, it’s got somethingsomething speed blabla 6-card reader…”

Omg concentrate Joyce, concentrate. This is important to him.

I open my eyes wider trying to focus on the strange language coming out of the speaker phone.

“… and the Sony one is more powerful so of course, I don’t want my work to crash on me…”

He elaborates more about the Hp one so I guessed he was more excited about it

“Well, it seems to me that you like the Hp one better… so why don’t you get that one then?”

Way to go, Joyce. That made sense!