Exactly a year ago, Joyce got jealous of a 4-year-old

Crazy-like!

I always think of Empire Records  when i hear that phrase
Cos i love how they say it
It’s one of my UTTER FAVOURITE movies of all freaking time
I even have the OST which is fucking fucking awesome

Everyone wonders how i manage to get time to edit pics and all that jazz
Cos it’s my hobby la
I come home, i edit pics and i relax
You go home, you watch tv/sleep/chat online

I have a bit o’ time to kill before KinkyPugKevin’s Birthday Bash
Going there earlier to teman him and help him do opening ceremony on the bottles first

I think alot of peeps are at Atmos now to watch Mel C perform
I’m not crazy about her or her voice
Hence my presence at home

 

Wanted to edit AshleyTheMonkey’s farewell party pics
But i uploaded them in the office so…
 

So since i don’t have those now, i’m putting up last night’s pix
I didn’t take any at the Paris Hilton thing
Too crowded, i couldn’t be fucked

OH YAH!!!
Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker is launching her perfume next week!!!
I’m absolutely psyched!!!
She will BEAT paris hilton to the ground man
I was squealing like a fan when EditorIan told me

 

Cynna launched last night
It’s actually part of The Loft @ Asian Heritage Row
I tried googling for their official site and the first site given was this

We had to sign some board before entering so i signed…
JoyceTheFairy hee hee
(obviouslyl not with the ‘hee hee’ la)
Adam was like, ‘Ohmygawd.’

They have this fucking leet room with LED lights

“Let’s take a picture!”
“Dowan.”

I love saying ‘dowan’ to him
Whatmore it exasperates him

Don’t you think Adam looks like a giraffe?
Veronica and i were agreeing on it the other day

He’s tall and lanky
White, with some brownish here and there
Spots on his face :p
Big head, long body…

And why am i the hippo?
Cos my hips are memang kinda big for my body-size
HIP-po, get it? -_-
Somemore i’m ‘cute hippo’ on Ash’s phone -_-
And they’re all saying i’m getting fatter and fatter

This was in GhettoHeaven for Cash something something

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Weekendddd!!!

Ever since i started working,
Weekends are for SLEEPING
Doing laundry
And recharging my batteries for the following week

The Paris Hilton perfume launch was alright
Nobody was paying much attention to the emcees poor things
A tad too crowded
Took ages just to get drinks in our hands
Marion was jumping at the food which passed by ever so rarely
I was talking to Thana and we noticed a svelte figure bounding from the corner of our eyes going, “Wee!”

Marion spotted food

“Poor girl, she’s hungry ei!” said Thana
“Yup.”

Launch of Cynna was nice and not crowded
When AdamPoserPan and DivaMarion left, i was leaving with them
They were going for work, of course

Then i was thinking to myself
Why the heck am *i* leaving for? I should stay and have fun!

So i waddled back in and everyone was like, ‘Hey! You’re back!”

Oh i fell down

Cynna isn’t a particular outlet for a particular thing Joyce wanted to buy
So she walked to the neighbouring restaurant to get it

I was talking on the phone to LaughingLoga
Didn’t see some stones for construction on the road
And tripped

In that fleeting moment, my first instinct was to save the Nokia 3G phone from any harm
And i didn’t want to scratch my hands
… so i fell on both knees. Hard.

So clever    

So now both my knees are cut and bruised

It’s okay

Alcohol cures all!