Exactly a year ago, Joyce was in denial

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It Seemed Pretty Interesting

…But Why 7?

So i made it 6.

I got this off ZanyLainie
But i’m adding an extra one woohoo!

Six Things I Wanna Do Before I Die
1. See a fairy
- tried so very hard in Mt. Kinabalu and fields and woods in UK… but to no success as of yeT
2. Visit the Malibu factory in the Carribeans
- i got an email from a couple who reads my blog and told me about it. Now i really really really wanna go and drown in it
3. Skydive and hopefully, BASE jump
- already bungee-jumped but there’s always a step further
4. Have a threesome
5. Travel to as many places as possible and meet as many types of peeps as poss
6. Produce some sort of work that will actually get me remembered centuries after i die

Six Things I Could Do
1. Go really insane till i hallucinate and think i see a fairy
2. Buaya some insanely rich old fucker who will buy me Malibu island
3. Skydive
4. Have a threesome
5. Travel to many many places in the world, have a blast and get really fat eating everything i see there
6. Produce work that gets me famous for the time being :(

Eleven Often Repeated Words
1. Wee!!
- happy squeal
2. Malibu!!!
- downright excited shouting
3. Dowan
- tak layan
4. Can oso
- lazy to pronounce properly
5. Fuck you la
- lazy to layan or nothing to say to defend self from burning statements
6. Takkan…
7. Was it fairies?!
- irritate everyone by putting fairies as the possible reason for anything that happened
8. Cannot make it dot com
9. Let’s go drink!
10. Can die
11. What the fuck?!

Haha i came up with so many i changed it to 11 now

continue this later
dinner time with the poser, maryberry, a heavy rainbow and some complaining motherfucker from T3 hahahah

 

 

Continued:

 Six Physical Attributes I Look For In Men
1. Piercing-thru-the-soul kind of eyes
- *swoon*
2. Long shlong
- *cough*
3. Awesomely manly hunky shoulders
- Adam kinda loses out on this one… okay la, it’s wide abit
4. Small nipples
- KinkyPugKevin’s are still my favourites. So rock hard. I like.
5. Nice teeth
6. Long shlong

Of course. I’m pretty sure i wrote this before,
Everytime i meet someone i think is hot, 
I never end up getting with them because i just don’t find them attractive enough inside.

AdamPoserPan still hasn’t accepted the fact that i didn’t find him hot the first few times i met him
So perasan right?

I’m adding an extra one yahoo!

Pet Names My Other Half Calls Me
1. Orang asli 
2. Pork pie   
3. Hippo 
4. Cheebai 
5. Koko 
6. TP 
- Okay la. Among all the nicknames, TP is prollie the least insulting. KinkyPugKevin’s the only other person who knows what it means (and you’d better shut up about it!)

Can someone please teach him to call me nice chinese nicknames?

He doesn’t even know their meanings but just bang only
He just called me Sek Fan just now:

“Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
*super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
“You can’t simply call me ’sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
“Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
*breathes fire*

At the times when he’s feeling more sentimental, then he calls me ‘baby’ and ‘beautiful’
But no
Most of the time, he calls me the names on the list above
*points frantically*

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Fuck Damn Full Man

Just had KickAss Indian food from the stall behind the office
Had my usual faves of veggie, curry fish and ladies’ fingers
I only have one more small thingamajigs to shoot
Damn…
Gonna be such EFFORT to move around after a heavy lunch

>_<