Tiff Outside My House

I woke up bright and early on Monday morning to hype myself up for work
Humming to myself, i let myself out the front door only to be greeted by…

A big fucking spread out MESS of garbage in my front porch.

I whipped my head around to look for the culprit
He scampered off immediately knowing he was in deep shit

I growled softly and stepped forward to inspect the damage
Plastic bags, chicken bones and unused meat, torn-up coffee sachets
Garbage garbage garbage
Was just  s p r e a d  out

A total eye-sore
I looked at the time
My mother sure stress if she comes back to behold this

So i bunched up my long skirt between my legs like an ah poh
Reached out for the broom
And started sweeping the damn thing up
Raw chicken flesh sticks to gravel, btw *growl*

Once everything was back in the garbage bag
I turned around to see the guilty staring at me
He ran back into his hiding place
I went to him

“Come here.”
“No.”
“You come here. Right now.”
“No.”
“Fine. Thanks to you, my effort of waking up early was wasted. You. Had. Better. NOT. Mess up the place again. If i come back and it’s all out here again, you’re going to get a big tight smack from me.”
“…”
“Do you understand?”

I stood back up to see my neighbour staring at me having a full-on conversation with my dog.

Bimbotic Fairy Line Of The Day:
“I think my tits are bigger today… I can’t see certain places cos it’s blocking. Woo…”

Bullshit Pug Line Of The Day:
“I drink with a conscious mind.”

Wishing You All Orgasms For Life

September is chock full of birthdays
So here is my shoutout

Happy 24th to

PassedOutBen

I guess we’ve been through so much nonsense, fun, drunkardness, emo-ness and escapades that i can’t possibly write it down all here.
 

Happy 23rd to

KinkyPugKevin

Don’t be so depressive on your blog can or not. Read also can die.
We parTAY this Friday!

Happy (oops forgot how old) Birthday to

RyanSoosayRaj

I know you’re doing fantastic in London and i’m so fucking proud of you.
Love always.

Happy 22nd to

DebbieOng

Sorry couldn’t make it to your session tonight. It was the boyfriend’s mother’s birthday as well   0_o 
So that one cannot challenge ya?

*phew*

That’s done
And that only covers this weekend
0_o

Getting all emo thinking about all my friends
While  listening to slow songs
While  resting after a long week
Sure cannot make it, right?

I just read an email AshleyTheMonkey sent me
Made me laugh out loud twice cos i can imagine how stu-piD you are saying certain things to me
… miss you damn alot

This is the first time in ages i’ve just sat down and chilled out in front of my pc with the fan blowing at my right shoulder at 2 am
I’ve definitely been spending alot of time out of home
Dreams of my family dying have made me cry in my sleep before
Then AdamPoserPan will hug me and tell me it’s okay cos it’s only a nightmare

But then
I shouldn’t take the nightmare for granted and spend as much time with the people i love most in the world, true?

Yup

*reads back*

Wah
Damn emo wei this post
Can die
0_o

Rock My (Steam)Boat

Waiting for AdamPoserPan to pick my brother NickIsTaller and i up for dinner
We’re going to have steamboat in Kepong!
We’re…. late
0_o

I’m still maintaining my Skin Holiday
So far, i think i look pretty ravishing without make-up
Then again, that’s my own opinion

I’m trying not to think about deadlines during this weekend

Skin Holiday

Eating lunch in the office now
Yup
Joyce is working on Saturday

Yesterday was my most marathon so far
Went for four launches in one day
I should get a trophy… a bottle would be fine too

Not wearing any make up today
Just moisturizer and eyebrow pencil (i have non-eyebrows you see)
No powder, foundation, mascara, nothing

My skin needs a breather after all that make-up and drinking and whatnot

DJ PassedOutBen

Will be spinning in Barcode tonight at 1am (edit : eh. cancelled)
PLUS
It’s his birthday tomorrow woohoo!!!

FACES/Miss Msia World Party

@ The Loft

The smell of the buffet was killing me but i had to take pictures first

Some of my favourite darlings were there.
Urm, except for that guy all crazy-like…
I forgot his name

At one point, AzwinAndy intro-ed me to some friend
I forgot his name as well :p heh
Anyway, he stared at the huge fuckoff camera hanging at my side and asked
“Are you a photographer?”
“No. I’m a butterfly catcher.”
I almost held up my camera and said
“See? My big beautiful net.”
But i didn’t cos he just hung his head going
“You really got me there.”

See.
These are funny pictures of the finalists you wouldn’t usually get to see

Can see Sue peeking from behind!

See this picture above with all of them lined up?
Yeah well they were standing there for really long
And the other photographers and i were all snapping away…
… and we still weren’t stopping
I don’t know why
It’s not like the girls were changing position

After awhile i whispered to AndyKho at my side
“Still wanna take meh… walau all the same… how many you wanna take wor!”

The finals are tonight, i don’t have to go hee hee
I think Ammeline will win, i’m rooting for her anyhow

Rant Vent Bitch

Exactly a year ago, Joyce is forced to fight in the middle of the night

Sticker War

AdamPoserPan and i were on the way to the Coach  party
I had gone home from office to change in a flurry
Decided to carry my Lulu Guiness clutch which was a bit stupid cos all i could fit was my mobile phone *feels dumb*

“Eh. Damn pressure la go to launch with you.” I stated while carefully staining my lips with maroon gloss in the car
“Why?”
“Cos if i go with Ian and Anna, i can just wear my office clothes and go. Go with you, have to dress nicely all.”
“Well, you *could* just wear your office wear…”
“How cAN?! You’re always wearing some nice jacket, then they’ll be taking pictures of us and we won’t match then…”
“Aww, baby.” He pats on me on the head like a little kid.
“That’s not helping oi.”

We chatted aimlessly about work while being stuck in the typical KL City evening traffic

“I got a shoot on Friday.”
“Oh for what.”
“For La Senza, apparently they’re going to make lots of stickers with me on it.”
“STICKERS?! For whaT?!”
“Some anti violence against women thing….”
“Ew…”

I imagined a colony of grinning-Adam stickers and shuddered
Having one constantly grinning is enough, i say
He noticed my horror at the existence of many many Adam stickers

“I’ll get loads and stick them alllll over the place!!”
“EW NO!” i shrieked “I’m going to stick pony stickers *over* your stickers!”
“You’ll run out, you don’t have that many pony stickers.”
“Fuck it. I’ll buy more.”

We argued like kids all the way to Bangkok Jazz
Then we got out of the car, signed into the party, held our wine and acted all grown up again.