Not Helping Yo

Coffee not helping…
Feel fucking sleepy in the office
Damn shy if i fall asleep and my fingers rest on the keyboard
Then can see me type crap like so:
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Yup.

This week is fuckinginsanely packed
Is this week have good feng shui for events or something??
There’s something going on every single day EXcluding the birthdays every single day…
Plus *my* deadlines are end of this week  0_o

Tonight is the Miss Malaysia World party thing at The Loft @ AHR
I shall go - eat, drink and be merry

First Day Flow

My period just came.
My tardy memory never allows me to remember when exactly it’s supposed to hit so i usually just let it take me by surprise.

“Eh. I think my period just came. So fast… time already meh?” I asked AdamPoserPan

He always remembers when my period is due.
I have more important things to remember so i easily refer to him.

“Yeah i think so.”
“Sure or not?”
“Well it’d be so much easier if you pms.”
“WHAT IS THAT  SUPPOSED to mean!?”
“What what?!”
“So you saying i psm 24/7 issit.” Dangerous voice.
“nO. It’s because you *don’t* that’s why i can’t tell! You’re always happy.”
“Oh.”

Then i felt like some stupid clown on constant high.

Stop Breathing Down My Neck Dammit

Stupid Adam peeking over my shoulder as i blog

I was half dreaming about scrumptious burgers and yummy greasy food before i even woke up properly today

So i went to Burger King and had a double swiss mushroom heaven
With LaughingLoga and VJ joining us

Bought 3pairs-for-10bucks earrings at 1U
Near TGV
Quite value so quite happy weee!!!

Then had to look for a birthday present for Adam’s grandmother

We both agreed that the helium balloons floating around the apartment
Late at night when we’re going to sleep
Are creepy

*note*
He’s bouncing them around now…
*looks towards living room*
Wtf… thought only i  would play with balloons myself

Still need more sleep
Am obligated to be out late this enTIRE week (save Wednesday)
Unless i’m sick… in the head haha

Time to shower and watch Nip/Tuck and sleeeeeeep….

All About The Monkey

Success!
The dinner for Ash was a ploy to throw her a surprise farewell party

I’m going to write this down before i forget what everyone brought and did
Thanks to everyone who contributed:

PassedOutBen
drove me around for six hours from Adam’s place
to the market to get flowers
to Cold Storage at The Curve
to Star Enterprise to buy tinsel and deco
to BSC to fill up the helium balloons
to Kamdar to buy cloth to cover the sofa
mopped the floor before the party and a whole lotta other shit
QueenKanch
wrapped the sofa wonderfully with the cloth
brought yummy Ayamas chickens
KeeKean
baked fucking awesome apple crumble
fuck, that was good shit wei…
extra points for a man who bakes!
JasonPhoon
bought Domino’s Pizzas
AlvinKuan
brought wine and was really gracious to stay tho he din know alotta ppl there
plus he walked back to the car to get his Polaroid cam so Ash could have a couple
RainbowGayDave
made a huge kick ass pot of pasta
MaryBerry
made tuna sandwiches
Joan&Rosie
bought a barrel of KFC
AzwinAndy & CheeHooi
for getting damn alotta Coke and Sprite
PhuiKhei & Adrian
got fried rice to go with all the meat
Amir & Nadia
for 2 bottles of wine and curry puffs
Akhilesh Dinesh Navin Tarry
for the bottles of AbsolutVanilla, JackDaniels and satay
(i lost track of what you all brought last min!)
Mooky
For erm showing up? haha

FaiTheMai
obviously brought the person of the night
and did the dishes  >_<

And of course…

AdamPoserPan
let me use his marvelous apartment
layaned the guests
and played XBox with them  0_o

I’m going to spend all of Sunday SLEEPING
Been getting super lack of sleep the past few nights
And even foundation won’t cover my eyebags man

*hops off to bedroom*

Exactly a year ago, Joyce swore on scissors and put up happy Sabah pics

Get Ready To Throw Up

I’m in awe of the fantastic pictures KevinHan took
Just managed to view the rest of them that are continued from this post

My MaryBerry and i

*giggle giggle*

She holds apple juice and i had urm wine
At 4 pm?!
Yes. 4 pm is fine.

*cuddle*

Suck it in, Joyce, suck it in… *phew*

“Eh, drink la.”
“…”

Yup. Adam doesn’t drink.
He says i drink enough for the both of us

Wonder Of Wonders

I cleaned my room yesterday, yes i diD
*beams proudly*

I decided that since i barely stay at home
The least that i can do is make it look ‘lived in’

I folded all my clean laundry
Sorted out my books, new clothes and junk
Wiped the dust off my Malibu bottles and make-up
Mopped the floor twice
Hand-washed the delicate slutty clothes

My brother NickIsTaller poked his head into the room and peered around
“Attempting to clean up your room?” he piped up cheekily and disappeared before i could stick my tongue out at him

Mommy looked interestedly at me lugging the cleaning stuff around
“Wah. Why suddenly so good girl wanna clean room all…”
I just grinned back sheepishly like a jakun

I found really DUMB things that i don’t know whether to throw away or whAT

For instance, a tealight candle with FaiTheMai’s thumbprint imprinted into it

After all that, i wanted to reward myself with a glass of wine

And   tragically


I have no corkscrew opener in my house

Wtf

The openers i use are in AdamPoserPan’s and HotJason’s place
Ish
*frustrated fairy*

Supposed to help clean AdamPoserPan’s apartment tonight
Cos we’re cooking dinner for AshleyTheMonkey & FaiTheMai on sat night

“Hey! Adam and i are cooking you dinner this weekend at his place k! What night are you free?!” i exclaimed excitedly
“What?! *high pitched  like fai*, WHY?!!?” she reacted in shock
“What whY. Cos you’re leaving mar.”
“Why must cook?! What are you going to cook?!” Her voice rose defensively
“Why you so worried!?!! Not going to fucking poison you okaY!!” I yelled back
“Isn’t it just sooo much easier to take me out for dinner?” she pleaded to no avail
“OI! People cook for you also make noise.”
“Okay….. ohKAY……… so what are you going to cook?”
“Wait la. Haven’t decided yet la.”
*sighs*
*beams on the other end of the phone triumphantly*